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We don't have our land line phone plugged in anymore, but when we did I used to say
"Hello". Theyd start babbling away and mid sentence id say Hello, theyd stop and say hello then start again, then quizzically and a bit louder id say Helloooo and keep going till they hung up. One cock said you can hear me sir and I said no I cant........Hello hahahahahahhaahaha he hung up as well.
Then the one who rang telling me I had a virus on my computer can you turn it on sir so I can fix it for you. I say no sorry I cant turn it on. He asks why its very important I say cause I haven't got one you scamming #$%t @#$%^ &&*(^% went right off with every expeletive I know (I know a few) he hung up to never to call back.
Mmmmm may go and plug the land line in for some fun
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