Free rear dickie seats plus bonus?

[AB]

That's right folks I have an immaculate rear dickie seat free, yes you heard correctly, FREE!

But wait, there's more....

Included in this amazing offer is a free steak knife, a stubby holder, a few beers in the church of patrology and a handshake!!!

That's right a bloody good old fashioned handshake!!!

Amazing offer so please rock up to crazy ab's bargain basement as AB has gone commmmplettttttly mad!!!

In all seriousness I just cleaned the bungalow up and I'm sick of looking at it...someone please just take it away!

Ill even throw in the above plus the seat belts too!!!