middle aged woman puts an add in the paper for some male company.
The add stated that the man, "must not run away", "must not beat her" & "must be good in bed".
The next day the doorbell rings and there sits a man in a wheelchair with no arms & no legs.
The woman says, you have got to be kidding me.
The man Says to her I have no legs so I cant run from you, & I have no arms so I can't beat you.
What about in bed? asked the woman.
The man looks at her and answered, well I rang the doorbell didn't I.
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