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    Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
    Johnny: Seven, Sir.

    Teacher: No, listen carefully.
    If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
    Johnny: Seven

    Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
    If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
    Johnny: Six.

    Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,
    how many will you have?
    Johnny: Seven!!!
    A very angry Teacher: Where the f*ck do you get seven from?!?!?
    Very angry Johnny: Because I've already got a f*ckin' cat at home!!!
    HELL NO !!!!!!

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