I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
BigRAWesty (7th June 2013), taslucas (7th June 2013), TPC (28th June 2013), Woof (18th June 2013)
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My advice is: not to follow my advice.
93patrol (17th June 2013), BigRAWesty (10th June 2013), firm351 (18th June 2013), Wine_maker (10th June 2013), Winnie (10th June 2013)
Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How
do you know?" He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!"
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going
fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt!
Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband," you're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back." "He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair."
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You're obviously not listening".
A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and
her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?"He said "Her brother's got a
moustache."
Last edited by TPC; 18th June 2013 at 05:44 PM. Reason: Removed unacceptable jokes
93patrol (17th June 2013), BigRAWesty (17th June 2013), firm351 (18th June 2013), growler2058 (18th June 2013)
Top jokes, but you may wanna edit the last 2..
Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories
Cheers
Kallen Westbrook
TPC (17th June 2013)
Thanks, don't know how it got all screwy like that, I just copied and pasted. Bloody computers have a mind of their own sometimes.Originally Posted by Westy's Accessories
Yea mine is playing games to.. keeps coming up treads closed when trying to reply, and odd dates like 1970 on replies... World's goin crazy...
Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories
Cheers
Kallen Westbrook
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
He kneaded a poo!!
BigRAWesty (18th June 2013), Drewboyaus (19th June 2013), growler2058 (18th June 2013)
Guys have vanadium nuts
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
growler2058 (28th July 2013), Woof (26th July 2013)
I'm Alexander and I'm the happiest owner of GQ Nissan Safari in the whole Central Asia
A group of doctors were out duck hunting, when a large bird flew overhead.
The family doctor raised his gun to shoot, but then lowered his gun saying "I am not sure that is a duck."
The Psychiatrist raised his gun, but then lowered it again saying “I know it's a duck, but I'm not sure that it knows it's a duck."
The surgeon raises his gun and blasts the bird out of the sky. He turns to the pathologist and says "Go see if that was a duck."
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