Encounters with idiots.......

[Clunk]

This is exactly the thing I love about this great country. No matter how dumb you are; no matter how much brain matter you fried in your drug fuelled halcyon days; no matter you never read a book in your life or ever had an inkling to think for yourself; no matter you were born without common sense or that you fell off your skateboard and had 20 trucks roll over your head. No matter you chromed your face off as a kid. No matter how p!ssed off you are with society or your fellow man. There will always, always be the perfect job for you at centrelink. Jeez i love this country.

Hahahaha bloody gold

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

[rottodiver]

This reminds me if an email that went around a few years ago..... Will make you laugh if you haven't read it http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
Scotty

[TPC]

This reminds me if an email that went around a few years ago..... Will make you laugh if you haven't read it http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
Scotty

Have read it before but still had me in stitches, a true classic.

[Bob]

This is unbelievable.
I suppose the they were unable to find enough change to give you back your 40 Points
LMAO

[NP99]

The worst part is these pot plants hold your file............if you ramp up on them..........oops, file 13, we can no longer find your record Sir!

[Bob]

Why dont you report this to "A Current Affair"
It would be interesting to hear their explanation for insisting on 100 Points Only.

[NP99]

It was a few years back now Bob. That Pot Plant is probably higher up in a Managers job now with the power to dick many people around at once!!!

[threedogs]

Drop them off a vial of blood and ask to extract DNA from it,
or better still get a Retina scan,lol what a pack of poons

[NP99]

When I was in the chemist the other day, a lady was filling a script, it was for 400mg of something. The chemist said we don't have 400,s but can script you up 200's, just need to take 2 tablets each time. She argued that it did not make sense, how could 2x200 = 400. The chemist just looked at me with that stare!

[3kids]

I think being employed by this agency is a pre-requisite to land a political career