Memes Thread

[BigRAWesty]

To truehttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/12/389.jpg

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[Bob]

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So did I Pee.
Made my Day Growler

[growler2058]

So did I Pee.
Made my Day Growler
I aim to peeeesse.........please I aim to please

[Touses]

Modern chivalry...........77458

[Touses]

Anybody got an address on this mob?77459

[taslucas]

? 77467

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[GQtdauto]

whats not to like ?

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[Mc4by]

whats not to like ?

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Great cubby house for junior 4WD'ers

[TimE]

Should have had a Patrol

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[the evil twin]

... probably using google maps to check which ACROD bay she parked the Lexus in...

[taslucas]

I just realised I did two swears. [emoji44] Sorry Andy!

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[Clunk]

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Sent from my G8141 using TapatalkIt's the new smart phone by Crapple.... The Braille Edition..... Now they can brain wash more people to buy their shit

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Speaking about 1 sided media. Have you read/Heard about the American Native indian v Teenagers in MAGA hats?

[GQtdauto]

Speaking about 1 sided media. Have you read/Heard about the American Native indian v Teenagers in MAGA hats?

Or the story on fake news that was fake

[Ben-e-boy]

Or the story on fake news that was fake

That's the one.

[the evil twin]

Or the story on fake news that was fake

If a fake news story on fake news was fake then that would make it true which would then be fake 'cause you can only have true fake news on fake news not fake fake news and therefore fake fake news should be on true news unless fake news is required to confirm true news was true and fake news was fake.

[Ben-e-boy]

If a fake news story on fake news was fake then that would make it true which would then be fake 'cause you can only have true fake news on fake news not fake fake news and therefore fake fake news should be on true news unless fake news is required to confirm true news was true and fake news was fake.

How much news could the fake news fake if the fake news could fake news

[GQtdauto]

Best part was the ABC ran that story about three weeks ago then admitted it was fake and then run the same story late last week .
Story was about older people being responsible for the majority of fake news , new study finds .

[saggy]

fake news is the greatest

[Ben-e-boy]

Best part was the ABC ran that story about three weeks ago then admitted it was fake and then run the same story late last week .
Story was about older people being responsible for the majority of fake news , new study finds .

That's just the ABC doubling down on their crap.

[Touses]

Saw a coupla these on the way to work this morning

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[mudnut]

if a fake news story on fake news was fake then that would make it true which would then be fake 'cause you can only have true fake news on fake news not fake fake news and therefore fake fake news should be on true news unless fake news is required to confirm true news was true and fake news was fake.

Fake off!!

[the evil twin]

Fake off!!

... lucky the 'auto correct' didn't kick in on that one eh :-)

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[taslucas]

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[taslucas]

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[Touses]

For the over thinkers among us.


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[taslucas]

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[MB]

Pisser Krisso :-)
Looks like auditions for ‘Cars 4’ down under have started!

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[taslucas]

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[BigRAWesty]

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Geez for a moment there I thought I'd gone back in time two months, check post 1801 this thread.

[rusty_nail]

Geez for a moment there I thought I'd gone back in time two months, check post 1810 this thread.C'mon jack, no porkies mate!!!

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[jack]

C'mon jack, no porkies mate!!!

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Haha, i was only 9 out, have now edited my post. Check 1801

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[PeeBee]

I used this as the analogy to a recent fire on site in a heat exchanger where hot LPG is heated to remove ammonia. The reasons for the event are wide and humorous, but none better than the statement by the reliability engineer who claimed the issue related to the heat exchanger being incorrectly designed - yeah right, its been in service for 20 years and never caught fire - maybe look t your process operation??? This picture is GOLD

[mudski]

78342..........

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[Touses]

78342..........

Yes, but then !!!

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[Touses]

I'm already going to hell, so.....

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[TPC]

While we are on the blaspheme topic I thought I would repost a few.
Like Touses, I am already going to hell.

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[TimE]

Seem right to me !


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[taslucas]

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[mudski]

Yeti’s Beast
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[Avo]

Bout righthttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2019/06/114.jpg

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[Avo]

Forgive me for i have sinned,can someone trash 5gis...cant figure out how to delete post

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Would not have noticed . Thanks for pointing it out LMAO

[taslucas]

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[mudski]

One person comes to mind right away...
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Hahaha!


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That is not true at all. Bugger I just split a nail and I just got a manicure.

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#patrollife

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I see a train and a table with a open jar of marmalade and a field with joyful butterflies fluttering through their life of surprise and a tennis ball next to a bucket. What exactly should I not be seeing?

[Touses]

I see a train and a table with a open jar of marmalade and a field with joyful butterflies fluttering through their life of surprise and a tennis ball next to a bucket. What exactly should I not be seeing?

The bottom of your scotch glass quite so often ??

[PeeBee]

The bottom of your scotch glass quite so often ??

So harsh!!!, actually gave the grog up 12 months ago to give the body time to repair the 'temple' to its former glory - suspect its going to take longer and more than just no alcohol to achieve the desired result.

[Touses]

So harsh!!!, actually gave the grog up 12 months ago to give the body time to repair the 'temple' to its former glory - suspect its going to take longer and more than just no alcohol to achieve the desired result.

Long ago gave up on my temple repairs, been abandoned to the jungle, now inhabited by monkeys.
As well you passed on the Licola trip. Definitely a wagon to be fallen off there.
Will have a drink for you this evening to toast your ongoing commitment.

[PeeBee]

Long ago gave up on my temple repairs, been abandoned to the jungle, now inhabited by monkeys.
As well you passed on the Licola trip. Definitely a wagon to be fallen off there.
Will have a drink for you this evening to toast your ongoing commitment.

Thanks Touses, Licola would not have been an issue for me to be honest. I am at a remote minesite in NW QLD and it has a massive drinking culture. I have managed to avoid that pressure for 6 months, so Licola is nothing compared to that I can assure you. Bit annoyed about missing the weekend though.

[rusty_nail]

Long ago gave up on my temple repairs, been abandoned to the jungle, now inhabited by monkeys.
As well you passed on the Licola trip. Definitely a wagon to be fallen off there.
Will have a drink for you this evening to toast your ongoing commitment.Are you coming to licola? Would be good to put a face to the name

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[Touses]

Are you coming to licola? Would be good to put a face to the name

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Shite no brother! Don't want to be scaring the kiddies. Next to me Freddie Kruger is a male model.
Serious tho', will be making every attempt to get there next year..................Anybody want to buy a timber biz??

[Sprock]

hahahahha haha Clunk that’s gold

[Sprock]

Touses maybe we could throw my log truck in as a package deal ?

[Touses]

Touses maybe we could throw my log truck in as a package deal ?

Now if we can find someone in WA with a sawmill we've got the situation covered!!

[MB]

Did someone say top Jarrah [emoji106]
Now that would be a heavy dinkum load [emoji106][emoji106]


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[Sprock]

hahahahahahaha AB 🤣

[mudski]

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I used to play that game and lost every time.... Maybe i'm older and wiser now but setting up comes first, i can always catch up on the drinking. ;)

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[mudski]

79171...........

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[Clunk]

Gotta get me one of these
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The local cop shop showing of their newly acquired riot gearhttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2019/08/76.jpg

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[MB]

Need civilian backup Compadre?


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[mudnut]

The local cop shop showing of their newly acquired riot gearhttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2019/08/76.jpg

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Why? Has the local pub shut its doors a couple of days for re-modelling?

[Mc4by]

This sums up todays youth\

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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2019/08/207.jpgOi that's not a cow,that my steer

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[Ben-e-boy]

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[Rossco]

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79357Haha totally, they should be using match sticks [emoji23]

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[Ben-e-boy]

:jawdrop:

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[nissannewby]

:jawdrop:

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The old time traveller Groening at it again.

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[MB]

Ramsay Ruxpin Clunkstar :-)


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[Rossco]

Looks like Darrens car. .

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[Ben-e-boy]

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[Hodge]

True words. http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2019/10/37.jpg

[MB]

Poor Littlens with Dickhead & Cruntface Scaremonger ‘PARENTS’ Hey :-(
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[Hodge]

Sad but truehttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2019/10/57.jpg

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[jack]

This one of our members (bottom pic)? I’m sure I’ve seen him at a meetup or two.

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[10G]

Poor Littlens with Dickhead & Cruntface Scaremonger ‘PARENTS’ Hey :-(
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Almost spat my sandwich out at the screen in laughter when I saw this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[Ben-e-boy]

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[AB]

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[Winnie]

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Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkCould you also write up a ticket to the value of the new Patrol part we have been eyeing off?

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[Ben-e-boy]

79712.......

[MB]

Great Entry, reasonable Departure angles, True designed Racoon F-Truck 16” airbag lift stuck on our guts length out of a creek hangup :-)


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[VK2FMIA]

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[BigRAWesty]

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[Clunk]

Even Santa is struggling [emoji6]

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[Ben-e-boy]

79812........

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[Ben-e-boy]

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[the evil twin]

... a gentle massage with Aloe Vera cream will sort it out :smileyvault-cute-bi

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[Ben-e-boy]

Ahhh, nothing like a global crisis to bring back a good ole Chuck Norris meme

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[Hodge]

It's fucking simple. http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2020/03/2.gif

[Hodge]

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Its too late for that, most of the 4.2's are already running a fever.

[Hodge]

Its too late for that, most of the 4.2's are already running a fever.Hahaha. Comment of the month.
I like it. [emoji28]

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[the evil twin]

If it was a Qantas Pilot it would be

"This is your Captain speaking, today in aisle 7 we have John West Sardines on special and 25% off at the Bakery, naturally our One World Customers will have priority check out on registers 1 thru 3, on behalf of myself and the laid off cabin crew stacking shelves we hope you enjoy your shop today... cabin crew please arm the trolleys and cross check thank you."

[Hodge]

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[TPC]

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Good advice.

[Touses]

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Not quite a meme but topical given the two posts prior.

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[rusty_nail]

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[AB]

Bit harsh but sometimes true lol

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[Rossco]

Eh leave silver GQs outta this. . Actually that was mine minus China turbo lol. . [emoji6]

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[rusty_nail]

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[jack]

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Not a meme but I laughed

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This is gold. I have been chuckling for 10 minutes and just been told to shut up. At least old Amin sees the funny side - or at least it appears so.

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[Ben-e-boy]

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I love the irony of that meme.

[TimE]

Trump meme is Fake News apparently ................ check this (https://www.rgj.com/story/news/2015/12/10/fact-check-did-trump-say-98-republicans-dumb/77099822/) and this (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/1998-trump-people-quote/)

[TPC]

81170.........

[10G]

Hahaha ^^^^ brilliant.

[Avo]

81170.........I'm there,,,for an hour anyway..then me sleep

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[TimE]

...sorry about being political. but I couldn't resist :animierte-sm

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[rusty_nail]

...sorry about being political. but I couldn't resist :animierte-sm

81210Yep, I think I choked when I heard that...

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[AB]

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[Winnie]

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Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkThere are 2 rules to camping.

Rule 1: Set up camp before drinking.
Rule 2: ALWAYS break rule 1.

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[TPC]

There are 2 rules to camping.

Rule 1: Set up camp before drinking.
Rule 2: ALWAYS break rule 1.

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Believe it or not but I don't break rule 1

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[Ben-e-boy]

In my dreams too.

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[Plasnart]

In my dreams too.

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Hoo dat?

But I don't doubt your judgement Ben, since your Rachael Riley post some time ago I tuned in to the show and now love it! Haha. Funny as.

[rusty_nail]

Pretty sure it's scarlet Johansson. She's such a hottie

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[Ben-e-boy]

Hoo dat?

But I don't doubt your judgement Ben, since your Rachael Riley post some time ago I tuned in to the show and now love it! Haha. Funny as.

Its a great show.


That is Scarlett Johansson, and you can clearly see she is smokin hot

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[Avo]

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[taslucas]

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[katwoman]

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[Jonesy_sa]

Came across this on another site:

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[Clunk]

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[Avo]

Your not a fat cunt
You're fat clunk


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[Hodge]

Would be even funnier if it wasn't true [emoji1787]http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2020/10/95.jpg

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[Ben-e-boy]

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[MB]

False Negative Captain....WTF [emoji23]
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[Hodge]

No thanks. http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2020/10/169.jpg

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[MB]

Fear less NSW, your Yellow Plated Team are awaiting at the border to Welcome US [emoji23]
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[Bidja]

No thanks. http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2020/10/169.jpg

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The way it is going. "Nature" will sort it

Have even started wearing gumboots again after sooooo long (memories of another time and place down south).

[Clunk]

It's a regular occurrence

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[Seluntiy]

winter
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[MB]

Australia was once similar Selunity Mate!
Long time ago now tit seems [emoji23]
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[JamesBrown89]

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

[Plasnart]

mudski :D

THIS IS THE REASON TO EAT DRINK AND BE MERRRY.

FABULOUS NEWS FOR US ALL !!!


This woman is 52 years old.

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She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, and promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet which is high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation, and supplements.



















This woman is also 52.

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She is Nigella Lawson...a TV cook, who eats meat, butter, chocolate and desserts .....and, she washes it all down with wine!

[mudski]

Feck Nigella is hot!!!

[Pete49]

no contest at all.

[MB]

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[mudski]

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Now now. Be nice to my lovely...:D

[MB]

I was being nice, imagine racking up across them knockers in the day[emoji3590][emoji3590][emoji23]


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[rusty_nail]

Almost 10 years old but still relevant. I hope you guys haven't seen this and get a kick outta it!

https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I

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[mudski]

Almost 10 years old but still relevant. I hope you guys haven't seen this and get a kick outta it!

https://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I

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Love it!....

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[rusty_nail]

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Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkI think how you "look" is a more apt caption lol, tis about a similar stature mate hehe

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[the evil twin]

I went past a Cyclist this morning and thought I might have spotted the thieving mongrel but when I got closer his handcuffs were puce not pink and the orange dildo poking out the arse of his lycra was only about 18 inches and named "arrot" so mistaken identity I spose tho he def did have nipple clamps

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[TPC]

Wasn't sure if this should be here or the cooking and baking thread.
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[MB]

Fantastic for unfortunate intestinal worms though Tony Mate!
Carefully place a strip up your crack before bedtime and whilst you’re asleep they will try to poke their heads out for some oxygen.
Next morning, much like Sheila’s do at the beauty salon, rip that strip clean off (fast) and whammo......squirms be gone and you’re off fishing again [emoji225] [emoji476] [emoji106][emoji106]



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[Plasnart]

Fantastic for unfortunate intestinal worms though Tony Mate!
Carefully place a strip up your crack before bedtime and whilst you’re asleep they will try to poke their heads out for some oxygen.
Next morning, much like Sheila’s do at the beauty salon, rip that strip clean off (fast) and whammo......squirms be gone and you’re off fishing again [emoji225] [emoji476] [emoji106][emoji106]



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Oh FFS MB!! That is just too funny and sick mate!

[TPC]

Fantastic for unfortunate intestinal worms though Tony Mate!
Carefully place a strip up your crack before bedtime and whilst you’re asleep they will try to poke their heads out for some oxygen.
Next morning, much like Sheila’s do at the beauty salon, rip that strip clean off (fast) and whammo......squirms be gone and you’re off fishing again [emoji225] [emoji476] [emoji106][emoji106]



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Just not recommended if you have vindaloo for dinner, pressure build-up could be dangerous.

[MB]

Vindapoo, agreed Mate, that definitely requires tape removal or else [emoji51] [emoji89]
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[Avo]

Bwhaaaaa......http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2021/02/105.jpg

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[mudski]

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