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Thepower
5th August 2017, 05:21 AM
Paddy and Mick

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VK2FMIA
5th August 2017, 08:38 AM
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TPC
5th August 2017, 07:53 PM
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Clunk
5th August 2017, 08:58 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/48.jpg

Clunk
5th August 2017, 09:32 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/49.jpg

Clunk
6th August 2017, 04:08 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/62.jpg

xtal4u
6th August 2017, 09:28 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/65.jpg

Like a glove [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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GQtdauto
6th August 2017, 09:38 PM
I swear that cop is pissing himself laughing .

Rossco
6th August 2017, 09:45 PM
Think he should have taken that advice 5 K ago [emoji6] . . .

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PeeBee
6th August 2017, 09:55 PM
This is so surreal that it has me doubting it. Funny about the gouged up tyre tracks next to the car, and the posts are not bent on the sign and they managed to pull it up before impacting the caravan. Crazy shot, but looks too good to be real.

MB
6th August 2017, 10:03 PM
Relax Phil :-)
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PeeBee
6th August 2017, 10:06 PM
Relax Phil :-)
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Are you stalking me? Where did you get my grade 6 photo from? Are you going to get angry over this conversation? Do you think the photo is real? Do you think the world is flat? What do you think about green wheel nuts? I AM RELAXED.

TPC
6th August 2017, 10:07 PM
This is so surreal that it has me doubting it. Funny about the gouged up tyre tracks next to the car, and the posts are not bent on the sign and they managed to pull it up before impacting the caravan. Crazy shot, but looks too good to be real.

I would hate to watch a Bond movie with you. :)

PeeBee
6th August 2017, 10:18 PM
Don't try telling me all that James Bond is not real. I didn't believe the movie 'close encounters of the third kind' was real because I haven't met an alien that can play a keyboard like in that movie, so, have I moved up in your regard of my analytical skill Set?

GQtdauto
6th August 2017, 10:25 PM
This is so surreal that it has me doubting it. Funny about the gouged up tyre tracks next to the car, and the posts are not bent on the sign and they managed to pull it up before impacting the caravan. Crazy shot, but looks too good to be real.

Have a good look at the van and the posts , being lightly built the van has slightly moulded to the posts and by the look of it ripped the towbar or gooseneck off .

PeeBee
6th August 2017, 10:28 PM
Yep can see that now, but..... I am relaxed about whatever happened.

Clunk
7th August 2017, 12:36 AM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/73.jpg

GQtdauto
7th August 2017, 09:21 AM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/73.jpg

Almost sounds like someone I know !

Clunk
7th August 2017, 09:57 AM
Almost sounds like someone I know !Oh there's no almost about it lol

PatrolLord
13th August 2017, 07:21 AM
Irish yoga poses

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taslucas
13th August 2017, 11:52 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/94.jpg

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Clunk
13th August 2017, 12:21 PM
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Clunk
13th August 2017, 12:58 PM
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Clunk
13th August 2017, 08:57 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/105.jpg

Plasnart
13th August 2017, 09:08 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/105.jpg

Would only be one.

Ben-e-boy
13th August 2017, 09:18 PM
Would only be one.

With one character.... Tomohawk-eye

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Avo
13th August 2017, 11:10 PM
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xtal4u
15th August 2017, 09:00 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/122.jpg

Haha so accurate [emoji23]


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taslucas
16th August 2017, 08:28 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/125.jpg

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taslucas
16th August 2017, 08:29 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/126.jpg

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Touses
16th August 2017, 01:04 PM
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Possible ZD30 replacement??? Just sayin.

Clunk
27th August 2017, 01:27 AM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/08/304.jpg

Bush Ranger
28th August 2017, 08:42 PM
Looks like the toaster is going to plug the bread.

katwoman
6th September 2017, 09:35 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/09/47.jpg
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GQtdauto
6th September 2017, 09:51 PM
Just a flooded carby she'll be right .

TPC
6th September 2017, 10:07 PM
Just a flooded carby she'll be right .

Yea, thats like saying it has an electrical problem. A conrod went through the block and knocked the distributor cap off.

Sprock
7th September 2017, 09:50 AM
👆🏼haha that's a pisser

Bush Ranger
7th September 2017, 07:15 PM
I thought it was a Jeep thing and I wouldn`t understand moment.

GQtdauto
7th September 2017, 07:40 PM
One of the few that won't catch fire .

GeeYou8
8th September 2017, 07:58 AM
One of the few that won't catch fire .
Still a chance, battery is probably jus above water level.

VK2FMIA
22nd September 2017, 08:59 AM
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VK2FMIA
22nd September 2017, 08:59 AM
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Bush Ranger
22nd September 2017, 06:12 PM
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My farts, controlled or not, I`m all ways in the shit.

Clunk
11th October 2017, 11:44 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/10/49.jpg

Bush Ranger
12th October 2017, 09:05 PM
^^ That sounds similar to my trolley. Which shopping centre were you in?
Those courgettes are a nice car to drive aren`t they?

Bush Ranger
17th October 2017, 07:21 PM
Who`s had a CV like this?

VK2FMIA
18th October 2017, 09:08 AM
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Avo
19th October 2017, 08:38 AM
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Bush Ranger
20th October 2017, 07:22 PM
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^^ There`s shakers and then there`s moovers.

Avo
22nd October 2017, 11:43 PM
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GQtdauto
23rd October 2017, 07:32 AM
http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/pictures/picture_sheep.htm

mudnut
23rd October 2017, 09:12 AM
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-08-15/chinese-cars-recalled-over-asbestos-concerns/4199630

Also wonder if they will be as reliable as the Great Wall?

Avo
27th October 2017, 03:49 PM
up for the dole now

AB
27th October 2017, 05:54 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/10/118.jpg


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mudski
28th October 2017, 08:57 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/10/118.jpg


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73554 Love the ugga dugga memes.

VK2FMIA
1st November 2017, 09:19 AM
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mudski
1st November 2017, 10:24 AM
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Yup.....

Mc4by
3rd November 2017, 09:31 AM
Always on the look out for cheap parts.

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AB
8th November 2017, 06:15 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/11/26.jpg


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Hodge
29th November 2017, 10:44 AM
Mansfield http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/11/237.jpg

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TPC
30th November 2017, 08:27 AM
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Bush Ranger
30th November 2017, 08:00 PM
And the fish still can`t get the taste out of their mouths.

AB
5th December 2017, 10:30 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/12/50.jpg


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Winnie
7th December 2017, 06:54 PM
.......... http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/12/56.jpg

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AB
21st December 2017, 08:26 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/12/125.jpg


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Rossco
21st December 2017, 08:57 PM
Yeah that's totally me [emoji38] . . . Don't know what the f to get. . .

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TPC
21st December 2017, 09:06 PM
I was really organized this year and hit the shops after work today. Usually do it on Xmas eve.

mudski
22nd December 2017, 08:17 AM
74038............

Clunk
25th December 2017, 11:31 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/12/136.jpg

the evil twin
26th December 2017, 07:49 AM
Get a couple of welding leads, some steel wool and a bucket of water, oh and a pair of rubber gloves... watch any James Bond Movie for instructions on use.

That'll show the buggers it is def a real transformer

MB
26th December 2017, 05:32 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/12/144.jpg


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Ben-e-boy
14th January 2018, 08:39 PM
74203......

GQtdauto
14th January 2018, 09:13 PM
74203......

I wish it was that quick !

jack
17th January 2018, 09:40 PM
Not a meme but didn't know where else to post it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjelNERrtEM

GQtdauto
17th January 2018, 10:02 PM
Was a funny ad and still is .

MB TD42
18th January 2018, 12:29 AM
I'm sure there are a few lads n ladies on ere that will agree...

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Touses
19th February 2018, 08:17 AM
Self explanatory
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MB
28th February 2018, 11:00 AM
Would work..........
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/02/163.jpg


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Touses
28th February 2018, 11:13 AM
Would work..........
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/02/163.jpg


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Nah! Strap it to the front. Play chicken with Landcrabs!!!

MB
28th February 2018, 11:30 AM
Nah mate, too dangerous. They’re too busy snacking on these....http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/02/164.jpg


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Touses
28th February 2018, 11:35 AM
They snack on 'em too! I thought they used 'em for suppositories!

the evil twin
28th February 2018, 05:04 PM
I thought they used 'em for suppositories!

Great Wall owners can't... their arse is too tight

MudRunnerTD
4th March 2018, 02:04 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/17.jpg

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Ben-e-boy
4th March 2018, 09:25 PM
74662

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AB
5th March 2018, 06:34 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/37.jpg


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Avo
7th March 2018, 12:32 PM
this made me laugh a little

taslucas
8th March 2018, 08:34 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/53.jpg

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taslucas
8th March 2018, 08:35 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/54.jpg

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AB
9th March 2018, 07:55 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/63.jpg


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TPC
9th March 2018, 09:18 PM
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Ben-e-boy
10th March 2018, 07:52 PM
74698.......

GQtdauto
10th March 2018, 08:18 PM
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so !

AB
13th March 2018, 12:37 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=74718&stc=1

VK2FMIA
14th March 2018, 08:47 AM
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Clunk
15th March 2018, 11:02 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/142.jpg

Ben-e-boy
17th March 2018, 04:54 PM
74780......

AB
18th March 2018, 06:38 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/179.jpg


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Clunk
18th March 2018, 11:45 PM
...........http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/198.jpg

MB
19th March 2018, 06:00 PM
TRIBAL TRAMP STAMPhttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/202.jpg


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AB
19th March 2018, 06:01 PM
TRIBAL TRAMP STAMPhttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/202.jpg


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Nailed it!

MudRunnerTD
19th March 2018, 08:54 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/204.jpg

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Ben-e-boy
23rd March 2018, 06:34 PM
74803

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Clunk
23rd March 2018, 07:21 PM
TRIBAL TRAMP STAMPhttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/202.jpg


Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkNice heat pack

taslucas
24th March 2018, 01:19 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/03/228.jpg

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AB
24th March 2018, 06:06 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=74807&stc=1

jack
26th March 2018, 06:24 PM
74808

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the evil twin
26th March 2018, 06:27 PM
... should of just mounted him.

(cue the banjo music)

NissanGQ4.2
31st March 2018, 05:51 PM
Just doesn't look right

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GQtdauto
31st March 2018, 07:20 PM
Just doesn't look right

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Still a piece of expensive crap but at least now it's not limited to how far the extension cord can reach

Wine_maker
1st April 2018, 03:02 AM
I'm sure they use it as a petrol electrical generator for Teslas motors! :clapping:

mudnut
1st April 2018, 09:26 AM
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mudnutette
1st April 2018, 09:43 AM
Low effort meme edit that was inspired my Mudnut showing me the memes he finds funny

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Ben-e-boy
1st April 2018, 11:45 AM
Low effort meme edit that was inspired my Mudnut showing me the memes he finds funny

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At what point is anyone on this forum 'up to date' and 'trendy'?

VK2FMIA
7th April 2018, 11:22 AM
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AB
21st April 2018, 06:37 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/04/139.jpg


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AB
29th April 2018, 08:22 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/04/228.jpg


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Avo
29th April 2018, 09:50 PM
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that car looks as thou it's groaning....give me some coal

Clunk
1st May 2018, 09:19 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/8.jpg

Clunk
1st May 2018, 09:19 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/9.jpg

Avo
1st May 2018, 09:26 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/8.jpg

gotta be yolking aren't ya.that's joke was laid yesterday

growler2058
5th May 2018, 06:59 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/32.jpg

AB
8th May 2018, 07:23 PM
Not a meme but someone made a huge error!

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/49.jpg


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GQtdauto
8th May 2018, 08:05 PM
Never a better reason to visit America god bless Kansas !

TPC
8th May 2018, 08:53 PM
Is that why you visit Kansas so often AB?

AB
8th May 2018, 09:05 PM
Is that why you visit Kansas so often AB?

Never miss it mate lol


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Wine_maker
9th May 2018, 09:27 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/49.jpg


:Yahoo!: I'm not the most incompetent in English!

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GQtdauto
9th May 2018, 10:10 PM
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1790483491018433&set=gm.1953207214712221&type=3&ifg=1

MB
9th May 2018, 10:17 PM
Twats Facebook mate, doesn’t work? http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/52.jpg


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AB
9th May 2018, 10:22 PM
Twats Facebook mate, doesn’t work? http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/52.jpg


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Here you go mate...

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/53.jpg


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MB
9th May 2018, 10:24 PM
Old school FJ Leaf/Trunky, loved em once ;-)


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GQtdauto
10th May 2018, 09:15 AM
Way things are going with emissions restrictions MB you're looking at the future of four wheel driving , you just need two in the car .

Clunk
10th May 2018, 10:17 AM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/54.jpg

growler2058
11th May 2018, 07:16 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/56.jpg

growler2058
12th May 2018, 11:55 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/66.jpg

Clunk
16th May 2018, 09:52 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/90.jpg

mudski
16th May 2018, 09:59 PM
75312..................

Ben-e-boy
21st May 2018, 06:48 PM
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Ben-e-boy
21st May 2018, 07:32 PM
75369........

AB
21st May 2018, 09:55 PM
Not a meme but makes sense don't you think?

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/135.jpg


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Plasnart
21st May 2018, 10:07 PM
Not a meme but makes sense don't you think?

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/135.jpg


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Absolute joke what the academics are doing now. Kids will grow up without childish enjoyment FFS!! Give me a break....Thomas the Tank Engine gone, princesses banned?? I was actually in a kindergarten talking to one of the teachers about this today and even she thought it was a bloody joke.

When I was a child, I was allowed to be childish! Not now. You must think about social inequalities and being "socially responsible" at age 3 now.

World's fcuked if kids cant be kids.

Let them dream, fantasize and be childish while they can. Plenty of years of responsibility ahead later on.

Mc4by
21st May 2018, 11:01 PM
Political Correctness.. you can do a course.

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GQtdauto
22nd May 2018, 09:19 AM
Political Correctness.. you can do a course.

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Hey Clunk they left us off the list is that discrimination?

Touses
22nd May 2018, 09:44 AM
Hey Clunk they left us off the list is that discrimination?

I don't know if Old N Farked is actually a gender?

GQtdauto
22nd May 2018, 10:23 AM
Was thinking more GQLWB , GQSWB , and GULWB then there's some that are RX and ST .

Plasnart
22nd May 2018, 07:34 PM
Was thinking more GQLWB , GQSWB , and GULWB then there's some that are RX and ST .

I'm an STD.


ST Diesel! :D

GQtdauto
22nd May 2018, 07:39 PM
I'm an STD.


ST Diesel! :D

Now that's just dirty and sick blowing all that black stuff everywhere .

AB
25th May 2018, 09:14 PM
I'm here all week folks...

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/162.jpg


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Winnie
25th May 2018, 09:25 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/164.jpg

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the evil twin
26th May 2018, 12:20 PM
... and you qualify for the age pension in a coupla years

Clunk
26th May 2018, 12:25 PM
............http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/176.jpg

AB
28th May 2018, 10:10 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/05/230.jpg


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growler2058
8th June 2018, 04:53 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/69.jpg

AB
26th June 2018, 09:28 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/170.jpg


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Clunk
26th June 2018, 09:35 PM
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http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/171.jpg

Avo
27th June 2018, 12:50 AM
...........http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/173.jpg

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Clunk
29th June 2018, 09:54 PM
...........http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/194.jpg

AB
30th June 2018, 08:16 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/06/198.jpg


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Ben-e-boy
30th June 2018, 09:28 PM
75757

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the evil twin
1st July 2018, 10:24 AM
POOF's are not irresistible to all men... only Greens and the ABC.

Boobies definitely are tho... every minute I watched of that Vid is AWESOME !!!

MB
1st July 2018, 06:33 PM
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At the least give him a rear wheel bag carrier to balance both feet in :-)


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VK2FMIA
15th August 2018, 02:38 PM
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AB
16th August 2018, 08:15 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2018/08/244.jpg


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AB
16th August 2018, 09:35 PM
Bloody true though folks. Sometimes I throw my phone down and hug my kids and play games in guilt!


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Avo
16th August 2018, 09:37 PM
Bloody true though folks. Sometimes I throw my phone down and hug my kids and play games in guilt!


Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkSometimes i hug my phone and throw my kids down.....with no guilt....but they annoying

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mudski
16th August 2018, 09:44 PM
Bloody true though folks. Sometimes I throw my phone down and hug my kids and play games in guilt!


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Im lucky. Mine just look at me like this...
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AB
22nd August 2018, 11:32 AM
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growler2058
22nd August 2018, 05:41 PM
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Getting waaaaay beyond a pharkin joke ay.

the evil twin
22nd August 2018, 05:43 PM
Getting waaaaay beyond a pharkin joke ay.

... which is why I am voting for Rodney Rude next election.

Ben-e-boy
22nd August 2018, 07:21 PM
76164

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AB
22nd August 2018, 08:13 PM
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growler2058
23rd August 2018, 06:45 PM
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growler2058
23rd August 2018, 06:45 PM
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growler2058
23rd August 2018, 06:53 PM
Never too early for lights though ay AB!
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growler2058
24th August 2018, 06:42 PM
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GeeYou8
25th August 2018, 09:33 AM
Never too early for lights though ay AB!
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Neighbours kid was practicing piano yesterday, playing jingle bells, enough time to get it right for Christmas.

VK2FMIA
2nd September 2018, 09:48 AM
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TPC
2nd September 2018, 02:11 PM
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Clunk
2nd September 2018, 10:41 PM
Spoilt my fun
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mudski
14th September 2018, 10:09 PM
76364Yup....

AB
16th September 2018, 12:08 PM
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VK2FMIA
2nd October 2018, 09:34 AM
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Ben-e-boy
2nd October 2018, 06:44 PM
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growler2058
2nd October 2018, 08:11 PM
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growler2058
3rd October 2018, 05:57 AM
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the evil twin
3rd October 2018, 11:17 AM
That is because we Aussies, unlike our international bretheren, know with 100% certainty that the fly has flown directly from the nearest fresh dog turd to you and only death will deter it from its singular mission to wipe its feet on your tongue.

Indeed the name "fly" was given to these insects from an ancient aboriginal dialect word translated as meaning "Bloody Hell, that tastes just like fresh Dingo Shit"

Ben-e-boy
8th October 2018, 06:03 PM
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growler2058
10th October 2018, 11:32 AM
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Touses
15th October 2018, 01:14 PM
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You goin' into business growler2058 ??

growler2058
15th October 2018, 01:34 PM
Mate or ours does the best of the best chilli sauces. Shit the bed's for beginners hahahaha
https://www.grundsgourmet.com/

TPC
16th October 2018, 08:35 AM
Mate or ours does the best of the best chilli sauces. Shit the bed's for beginners hahahaha
https://www.grundsgourmet.com/

I love that stuff, eggplant chutney is my favorite.

growler2058
16th October 2018, 07:33 PM
I love that stuff, eggplant chutney is my favorite.
Our kids are school mates I'll tell him its sh1t hahahahahaha

TPC
17th October 2018, 12:16 PM
Our kids are school mates I'll tell him its sh1t hahahahahaha

Did you know Lyall Grund?
He was in our wine club.

growler2058
17th October 2018, 04:12 PM
Did you know Lyall Grund?
He was in our wine club.
Tarus is who we know Lyall was his old man

growler2058
22nd October 2018, 05:49 PM
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TimE
3rd November 2018, 03:21 PM
Saw this on FB

76794

taslucas
3rd November 2018, 03:34 PM
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taslucas
15th November 2018, 11:40 PM
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GQtdauto
15th November 2018, 11:46 PM
Brilliant just brilliant

AB
22nd November 2018, 06:36 PM
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TimE
22nd November 2018, 07:15 PM
Ho Ho Ho

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AB
22nd November 2018, 07:28 PM
Ho Ho Ho

76911

It's frigging hard with young kids to hold back I tell ya!!!

Supermarkets, tv, etc killing me!!!


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jack
22nd November 2018, 08:07 PM
It's frigging hard with young kids to hold back I tell ya!!!

Supermarkets, tv, etc killing me!!!


And in the case of Christmas lights on the forum, not only are Elves killed BUT ten members sell their Patrols and quit the forum.

TimE
22nd November 2018, 08:14 PM
My Mrs reckons I'm a grumpy old bastard ......... sent me this ............. b..atch!

76912

AB
22nd November 2018, 08:54 PM
And in the case of Christmas lights on the forum, not only are Elves killed BUT ten members sell their Patrols and quit the forum.

CHRISTMAS Lights!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for reminding me old mate. Bloody forgot about them!

First thing tomorrow kiddies WE ARE THERE!!!


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the evil twin
22nd November 2018, 10:20 PM
YES !!!!! Christmas lights!!!! About time old mate...

GQtdauto
23rd November 2018, 07:24 AM
And in the case of Christmas lights on the forum, not only are Elves killed BUT ten members sell their Patrols and quit the forum.

Time to sell the GQ and buy that Prius I always didn't want

the evil twin
23rd November 2018, 11:23 AM
CHRISTMAS Lights!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for reminding me old mate. Bloody forgot about them!

First thing tomorrow kiddies WE ARE THERE!!!


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It's tomorrow!!!
Its first thing!!!
WHERE ARE THE LIGHTS !!! (well for all except South Australia I spose.. they need the power to keep Elons Battery charged)

According to my calcs, one Prius can give us the power to have the lights all year... how good is that!

Gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee.. .gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee...
Gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee.. .gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee...
Gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee.. .gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee...
Gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee.. .gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee...
Gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee.. .gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee...
Gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee.. .gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee...
Gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee.. .gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee...
Gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee.. .gimmee... gimmee... gimmee... gimmee...

taslucas
23rd November 2018, 02:54 PM
This year for Christmas all I want is to have the lights work on tappa [emoji25]

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jack
23rd November 2018, 03:37 PM
I’ve unleashed a monster.:icon_bonk:

AB
23rd November 2018, 03:46 PM
let there be lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NissanGQ4.2
23rd November 2018, 03:49 PM
let there be lights!!!!!!!!!!!!!


nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Bob
23rd November 2018, 06:58 PM
Aint it great that what attracts the most vitriol on this forum is over the annual xmas lights. Haha makes me smile! You're all a pack of wallies!

FWIW I really don't give a rats arse either way but if I had to pick a side I'd say PISS 'EM OFF!! :D

I agree 100 %

TimE
23rd November 2018, 07:05 PM
Do a search of the site, there is an easy way to turn them off .............. permanently :devilred:

Bob
23rd November 2018, 07:07 PM
Do a search of the site, there is an easy way to turn them off .............. permanently :devilred:

We know but we just love bitching about them

AB
23rd November 2018, 07:18 PM
Hmmm there is a button I can press to disable users from turning them off...


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Bob
23rd November 2018, 07:20 PM
Hmmm there is a button I can press to disable users from turning them off...


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Do you have a Death Wish LOL

TimE
23rd November 2018, 10:39 PM
Ho, Ho, 'ken Ho .

76938

76939

the evil twin
24th November 2018, 12:07 AM
Hmmm there is a button I can press to disable users from turning them off...


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Do it... DO IT!... there's money in it for ya if you do...

Clunk
24th November 2018, 12:41 AM
Hmmm there is a button I can press to disable users from turning them off...


Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkDo it.... Can't see shit on talk a anyway [emoji12]

Clunk
24th November 2018, 12:42 AM
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GQtdauto
24th November 2018, 07:01 AM
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The missus had to get her Victoriastan police check redone and this year where you put your Gender thery have added a new catergory .

Male

Female

Other

Would you want other looking after your kids ?

PeeBee
24th November 2018, 08:38 AM
I really have to call you out on this one GQTDAUTO. Whilst it may be challenging to accept, this is the new age, not the year 25 million BC. The quality of the person is not defined by their gender, their confusion over gender or their desire to change their gender. I find it crazy to think this shift is not going to become more mainstream, if it isn't already. I struggle with the 'cost' to society to accommodate the new 'personal choice', however its the age of political correctness and and its mandated by governments, so having the 'LGBTI whatever' community demonised because of a label is very unfair. Your post seems to suggest there is something perverted or dangerous about identify within this group, I say its no different than male or female... or mountain panda. I would like you to validate your comment with hard core evidence that shows this group is as dangerous or more dangerous than any other group in society- bet you can't.

GQtdauto
24th November 2018, 10:04 AM
First up I did vote yes it's none of my business what consenting adults get up to in the privacy of their own homes .
There are about 700 people in OZ that identify as intersex (that figure could be 7000) ,that is to say they were born with both sets of plumbing male and female it's not their fault and I'm not taking aim at them or gays etc .
It's the Mountain Panda group and sicko deviants I take issue with ,there's already a guy who wants to marry a dolphin for christs sake and where will it all end .
Mate of my sons was identified in high school by the school as gay and given all the support and help to convert ,he has now moved overseas is happily married to a woman and has two kids .
This caused his parents to break up and sent a rift through the family that will probably never be healed .

So do I want a Ped that dresses up in women's clothes to be in charge of children no ,and do I believe that government forms should be altered for them no .

I guess it's just a case of where you draw a line .

PeeBee
24th November 2018, 10:16 AM
I understand your position, but when you make a comment like this


"So do I want a Ped that dresses up in women's clothes to be in charge of children"


You have instantly labelled every cross dresser or gender change person as a demon. Your justification just disappeared into the stratosphere. I reckon the comment about Mountain Panda's is about as humerous as those who claim their gender as Jedi every 4 yrs on the sensis - its harmless. The quote above is not.

GQtdauto
24th November 2018, 11:15 AM
I understand your position, but when you make a comment like this


"So do I want a Ped that dresses up in women's clothes to be in charge of children"


You have instantly labelled every cross dresser or gender change person as a demon. Your justification just disappeared into the stratosphere. I reckon the comment about Mountain Panda's is about as humerous as those who claim their gender as Jedi every 4 yrs on the sensis - its harmless. The quote above is not.

Yes Phil I probably went too far with that ,it's just that after seeing a family of four torn apart because of a so called gender identity program gone wrong I have my views .

Avo
24th November 2018, 04:32 PM
Hmmm there is a button I can press to disable users from turning them off...


Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkDo they'll grumble away anyway...sorry Bob

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TimE
24th November 2018, 04:39 PM
Ho, Ho, 'ken Ho

76944

Avo
24th November 2018, 04:59 PM
Ho, Ho, 'ken Ho

76944Yes

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TimE
24th November 2018, 05:15 PM
Yes

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...and then there is ...

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Avo
24th November 2018, 05:47 PM
...and then there is ...

76945

76946Pissa

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mudnut
24th November 2018, 10:07 PM
Got the lights but no sound n:(

Avo
24th November 2018, 11:06 PM
Got the lights but no sound n:(Have you tried turning it off snd on again


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VK2FMIA
25th November 2018, 09:33 AM
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Touses
25th November 2018, 12:25 PM
Do a search of the site, there is an easy way to turn them off .............. permanently :devilred:

Well I for one can't afford that sort of money :sterb003: and he lives in Christmas Tree Hills.
Don't even know if the joint is real or something like Santa's home at the North Pole? :rolleyes:

AB
29th November 2018, 06:51 PM
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the evil twin
29th November 2018, 07:37 PM
JEEZUS... thats a level up and bonus equipe required to take on that...

rusty_nail
29th November 2018, 09:12 PM
I understand your position, but when you make a comment like this


"So do I want a Ped that dresses up in women's clothes to be in charge of children"


You have instantly labelled every cross dresser or gender change person as a demon. Your justification just disappeared into the stratosphere. I reckon the comment about Mountain Panda's is about as humerous as those who claim their gender as Jedi every 4 yrs on the sensis - its harmless. The quote above is not.Phil I absolutely commend you for taking the time to form this response. The time you took to write all this is awesome and society needs more people like you.[QUOTE=GQtdauto;772272]Yes Phil I probably went too far with that ,it's just that after seeing a family of four torn apart because of a so called gender identity program gone wrong I have my views .[/QUOTE GQtdauto do you really think the splitting up of those parents is the fault of their identity confused person? Surely the inability to accept someone's choices is the main culprit???

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GQtdauto
29th November 2018, 09:26 PM
Phil I absolutely commend you for taking the time to form this response. The time you took to write all this is awesome and society needs more people like you.[QUOTE=GQtdauto;772272]Yes Phil I probably went too far with that ,it's just that after seeing a family of four torn apart because of a so called gender identity program gone wrong I have my views .[/QUOTE GQtdauto do you really think the splitting up of those parents is the fault of their identity confused person? Surely the inability to accept someone's choices is the main culprit???

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That's the point it wasn't the kids choice he was conned into it by gender identification, his father couldn't care less if he was gay .
Given the fact the kids now OS with a wife and kids of his own and happily married but so ashamed of what went on and not wanting to return to OZ I'd say there was a problem alright .
The family split was complicated but I'm not sure not accepting was the crux .

I think this subject has gone a bit too far away from NP forum norm .

rusty_nail
29th November 2018, 09:31 PM
I think this subject has gone a bit too far away from NP forum norm .

For sure mate, it's something I'm passionate about is all and it's nice when people stick up for that.

Not judging you at all and agree probably move on [emoji16][emoji16]

Sorry for bringing it back up just wanted to thanks Phil!

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taslucas
30th November 2018, 07:17 AM
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30th November 2018, 07:18 AM
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30th November 2018, 07:19 AM
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1st December 2018, 12:25 PM
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1st December 2018, 07:29 PM
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1st December 2018, 07:30 PM
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7th December 2018, 09:24 AM
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taslucas
8th December 2018, 08:01 AM
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8th December 2018, 08:01 AM
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