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4bye4
5th February 2017, 10:05 PM
............70840

VK2FMIA
6th February 2017, 08:36 AM
......................
70841

Clunk
6th February 2017, 06:33 PM
DX grunt ....... this one's for you mate

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/38.jpg

Clunk
6th February 2017, 06:34 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/39.jpg

VK2FMIA
6th February 2017, 07:22 PM
Not really a Meme..........

70847

........but I thought it was worth sharing.

Plasnart
6th February 2017, 08:00 PM
Not really a Meme..........

70847

........but I thought it was worth sharing.

OMG hahaha classic!

mudski
6th February 2017, 09:11 PM
70848.....................

Winnie
6th February 2017, 09:25 PM
Yep that took me a while

GQtdauto
7th February 2017, 04:48 PM
Must admit had to squint to realise her legs were crossed .

TPC
7th February 2017, 05:23 PM
Trumped

70852

Maxhead
7th February 2017, 07:36 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/50.jpg







...........on the road

TPC
7th February 2017, 08:40 PM
..........
70854

Clunk
8th February 2017, 09:10 PM
Just sayin

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/66.jpg

TimE
8th February 2017, 10:03 PM
Just sayin

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/66.jpg

You are a naughty ClUNT

Avo
8th February 2017, 10:26 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/50.jpg







...........on the road

chit.............yeah

Clunk
8th February 2017, 10:28 PM
chit.............yeah
Yours definitely do........ on and on and on and on and on

Avo
8th February 2017, 10:34 PM
you an the frogs cunzt..both times...

TPC
9th February 2017, 08:06 AM
..........
70868

TPC
10th February 2017, 01:14 PM
Would be funny if it wasn't true.
70894

growler2058
10th February 2017, 05:59 PM
Would be funny if it wasn't true.
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=70894&stc=1


HAHAHAHAHA Gold mate!

Clunk
10th February 2017, 07:32 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2016/01/212.jpg

AB
10th February 2017, 08:31 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/81.jpg

Sorry Growler


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Clunk
10th February 2017, 08:44 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/81.jpg

Sorry Growler


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Only 7 hours too late mate

AB
10th February 2017, 09:02 PM
It just took me 7 hours to upload this friggin thing!

I'm happy to announce that Apple sucks a big one!!!


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Clunk
10th February 2017, 09:18 PM
It just took me 7 hours to upload this friggin thing!

I'm happy to announce that Apple sucks a big one!!!


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I've been telling you that for years but did you ever listen................ noooooooo no you didnt did you, sorry but I have no sympathy bwahahahahahaha

growler2058
11th February 2017, 06:02 AM
My 7 plus is puuuuurrrrfect


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taslucas
11th February 2017, 07:41 AM
This one goes out to Andy.
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/82.jpg

>>>tappin from tassie

taslucas
11th February 2017, 07:41 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/83.jpg

>>>tappin from tassie

taslucas
11th February 2017, 07:42 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/84.jpg

>>>tappin from tassie

Clunk
11th February 2017, 12:25 PM
Found an early photo of growler ......
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/86.jpg

Clunk
11th February 2017, 12:26 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/87.jpg

Clunk
11th February 2017, 12:27 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/88.jpg

Clunk
11th February 2017, 12:28 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/89.jpg

Clunk
11th February 2017, 12:28 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/90.jpg

Clunk
11th February 2017, 12:29 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/91.jpg

Clunk
11th February 2017, 01:19 PM
AB found your perfect accessory

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/92.jpg

Clunk
11th February 2017, 01:20 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/93.jpg

Clunk
11th February 2017, 01:25 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/94.jpg

Rossco
11th February 2017, 02:50 PM
https://youtu.be/P9r5ZkXyoPc

. . . .

TimE
11th February 2017, 03:21 PM
I gave the Mrs an iRon 2, she gave me a slap!

Ben-e-boy
11th February 2017, 07:56 PM
70918

70919

70920

70921

70922

70923

Clunk
12th February 2017, 09:16 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/108.jpg

AB
12th February 2017, 09:22 PM
Only finding time now to see the last few weeks memes lol

You bastards!!! ;)


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Clunk
12th February 2017, 09:28 PM
You're welcome

Clunk
12th February 2017, 09:30 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/109.jpg

Clunk
12th February 2017, 09:41 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/111.jpg

Clunk
12th February 2017, 09:41 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/112.jpg

GQtdauto
12th February 2017, 10:08 PM
70930709317093270933
Over loaded

AB
14th February 2017, 07:50 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/125.jpg


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Clunk
14th February 2017, 08:25 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/125.jpg


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Far better just to get nothing at all hahahahaha......

TPC
14th February 2017, 09:01 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/125.jpg


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I bought my missis an iron for Christmas one year so if any of you guys wonder why I look like I was hit with an ugly stick now you know why.

Plasnart
14th February 2017, 09:08 PM
I bought my missis an iron for Christmas one year so if any of you guys wonder why I look like I was hit with an ugly stick now you know why.

Are you crazy mate?! What you should have done is buy her an ironing board (can't go wrong there) and a voucher so she could choose her own iron! Crikey, think about it man!


By the way, why does my mrs always call me a prick? Got me stumped. :D

Clunk
15th February 2017, 10:24 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/134.jpg

Clunk
15th February 2017, 10:24 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/135.jpg

Plasnart
15th February 2017, 10:31 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/135.jpg

Hahahahahaha I've seen faces like that in meetings!! Maybe they WERE thinking about cheese!!!

Actually probably pulled a few of them myself! But I was thinking of Peanut Butter at the time.....

Clunk
15th February 2017, 10:48 PM
Hahahahahaha I've seen faces like that in meetings!! Maybe they WERE thinking about cheese!!!

Actually probably pulled a few of them myself! But I was thinking of Peanut Butter at the time.....
Hope it was crunchy and not smooth...... smooth is just sooooo wrong

Clunk
16th February 2017, 09:43 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/140.jpg

Maxhead
24th February 2017, 07:50 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/185.jpg







................on the road

taslucas
24th February 2017, 09:40 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/02/186.jpg

>>>tappin from tassie

Clunk
1st March 2017, 07:33 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/10.jpg

Avo
1st March 2017, 11:24 PM
.............................

Clunk
2nd March 2017, 06:08 PM
.............................
I hope you realise that I'd already put this in another thread

Clunk
3rd March 2017, 07:31 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/27.jpg

Clunk
3rd March 2017, 07:32 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/28.jpg

Clunk
3rd March 2017, 07:32 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/1.png

TPC
4th March 2017, 08:14 AM
..........
71138

Ben-e-boy
4th March 2017, 10:13 AM
71139

71140

71141

71142

Clunk
5th March 2017, 12:21 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/48.jpg

Clunk
5th March 2017, 01:35 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/51.jpg

Ben-e-boy
5th March 2017, 06:53 PM
..........

71148

Clunk
6th March 2017, 07:51 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/67.jpg

taslucas
7th March 2017, 07:17 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/69.jpg

>>>tappin from tassie

Bush Ranger
7th March 2017, 09:59 AM
I thought it would of been walking distance to the shopping centre, not walking minutes to the shopping centre.

GQtdauto
7th March 2017, 10:09 AM
Not more gooder engrish.

mudski
7th March 2017, 10:10 AM
71162..............

Clunk
10th March 2017, 11:13 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/94.jpg

Winnie
11th March 2017, 07:14 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/101.jpg

jay see
11th March 2017, 09:11 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/102.jpg
MB mudski lol

MB
11th March 2017, 10:47 PM
MB mudski lol
Sorry Jaysee bro, never been to your house mate! mudski ?

Bush Ranger
12th March 2017, 12:56 AM
Not more gooder engrish.

Fixed the spelling error that I typed. I should do sign writing lol.

Clunk
21st March 2017, 11:52 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/189.jpg

Plasnart
22nd March 2017, 12:33 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/189.jpg

Think Figaro co-wrote that too?

Clunk
22nd March 2017, 01:27 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/190.jpg

taslucas
22nd March 2017, 09:44 AM
This was in Mondays paper here. How embarrassing..... http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/191.jpg

>>>tappin from tassie

TPC
22nd March 2017, 10:33 AM
This was in Mondays paper here. How embarrassing..... http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/191.jpg

>>>tappin from tassie

You guys going into competition with New Zealand?

taslucas
22nd March 2017, 11:40 AM
"sheep numbers sky-rocket after new use is discovered" hahaha

>>>tappin from tassie

GQtdauto
22nd March 2017, 01:51 PM
A kiwi I know reckons they don't have gag reflux , whatever that is .

Turtle_au
23rd March 2017, 01:12 PM
Kiwi's had the first patent to use sheep intestines as condoms.
Australian's improved it by removing them from the sheep.

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4bye4
23rd March 2017, 01:26 PM
Kiwi's had the first patent to use sheep intestines as condoms.
Australian's improved it by removing them from the sheep.

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He wins - send him a prize, is there a prize?. Doesn't matter semd him a prize anyway.

taslucas
23rd March 2017, 03:44 PM
He wins - send him a prize, is there a prize?. Doesn't matter semd him a prize anyway.
That's a very old one!

>>>tappin from tassie

4bye4
23rd March 2017, 03:58 PM
That's a very old one!

>>>tappin from tassie

Im a very old one too.

taslucas
23rd March 2017, 04:30 PM
Part of the original r&d crew then?

>>>tappin from tassie

4bye4
23rd March 2017, 04:49 PM
Part of the original r&d crew then?

>>>tappin from tassie

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/199.jpg
I've outlasted this sub standard sticker I bought a couple of years back. [emoji4]



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Turtle_au
23rd March 2017, 05:24 PM
That's a very old one!

>>>tappin from tassie
I am old.
Time for this mainlander to sell up and move to Tassie.

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taslucas
24th March 2017, 05:35 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/199.jpg
I've outlasted this sub standard sticker I bought a couple of years back. [emoji4]



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How long has that been on? Some just don't last as long as others for some reason. I still have the first ones of that style that I made on the bonnet and although the red has faded slightly, none of it has lifted anywhere.

>>>tappin from tassie

Winnie
24th March 2017, 07:03 AM
How long has that been on? Some just don't last as long as others for some reason. I still have the first ones of that style that I made on the bonnet and although the red has faded slightly, none of it has lifted anywhere.

>>>tappin from tassie
Mine look worse than that but have sat in the sun for 4 years.

4bye4
24th March 2017, 08:52 AM
How long has that been on? Some just don't last as long as others for some reason. I still have the first ones of that style that I made on the bonnet and although the red has faded slightly, none of it has lifted anywhere.

>>>tappin from tassie

G'day mate it has been on about three years. I have your stickers on the side windows as well and they are all good. This one has seen some pretty hot sun and I was just stirring you. Interesting tat only the red has gone though. Maybe something to do with the reflection of different colours.


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taslucas
24th March 2017, 09:50 AM
The colour red cops a pounding in any form (print, vinyl, paint).
Hey winnie grab some off ab if you want. I can't remember exactly what I sent but there's a few there to pick through

>>>tappin from tassie

taslucas
24th March 2017, 09:52 AM
Also an interesting point is that the manufacturers guarantee of the vinyl only applies for vertical faces.

>>>tappin from tassie

Clunk
24th March 2017, 10:01 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/03/199.jpg
I've outlasted this sub standard sticker I bought a couple of years back. [emoji4]



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You'd look like that too after a couple of years of wipers scrapping across your face.................... oh wait, is that the reason you look like you do? [emoji12]

4bye4
24th March 2017, 10:05 AM
Who woke you up. Go back to the pub thread[emoji51]


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Ben-e-boy
30th March 2017, 08:58 PM
71323

71324

71325

71326

71327

71328

71329

MB
1st April 2017, 07:16 AM
Poor bugger, cocked up his dream holiday :-( Nova Scotia in shorts and t shirt would be fun!
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/1.png
https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/31/teen-accidentally-flies-to-sydney-nova-scotia-australia


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Clunk
8th April 2017, 12:33 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/61.jpg

Clunk
8th April 2017, 08:51 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/67.jpg

Clunk
8th April 2017, 09:34 PM
Just making sure Doggy was still standing guard

TPC
10th April 2017, 11:47 PM
...........
71471

GQtdauto
11th April 2017, 12:14 AM
Oldie but a goodie .
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eyobTarVvgE

taslucas
11th April 2017, 07:14 PM
Ha!http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/82.jpg

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Clunk
11th April 2017, 08:18 PM
Tell your kidshttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/87.jpg

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Ben-e-boy
12th April 2017, 01:48 AM
71489

71490

71491

71492

71493

71494

71495

MB
12th April 2017, 01:58 AM
:-) Far Out Ben! You always throw in at least one doozy mate!! Which one 'singular' should I appreciate 'thank button' lol, :-)

MB
12th April 2017, 02:09 AM
Wilfred mate...http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/94.jpg


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Turtle_au
12th April 2017, 09:37 AM
Wilfred mate...http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/94.jpg


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At least he wooden bark at 2 in the morning.

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4bye4
12th April 2017, 11:26 AM
Wilfred mate...http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/94.jpg


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He looks board.

Turtle_au
12th April 2017, 11:49 AM
He looks board.
Decidedly knot happy.
Looks like a labra-door.

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TPC
12th April 2017, 12:10 PM
Wilfred mate...http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/94.jpg



At least he wooden bark at 2 in the morning.




He looks board.


Decidedly knot happy.
Looks like a labra-door.


..........
71496

Plasnart
12th April 2017, 12:38 PM
..........
71496

It could be Splinter from ninja turtles....:D

71497

Bush Ranger
12th April 2017, 07:03 PM
Wilfred mate...http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/94.jpg


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He thought he`d never see his face posted here on the computer and he looks rather chipper to day.

Turtle_au
12th April 2017, 07:16 PM
He thought he`d never see his face posted here on the computer and he looks rather chipper to day.
I thought he had a rather plank expression.

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GQtdauto
12th April 2017, 07:54 PM
Seriously how much can a polar bear ?

Rossco
12th April 2017, 07:57 PM
He thought he`d never see his face posted here on the computer and he looks rather chipper to day.
I wood have to agree . . .

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taslucas
12th April 2017, 08:50 PM
Let's play a game http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/98.jpg

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GQtdauto
12th April 2017, 09:04 PM
You taswiegans are into some seriously weird shit .

Clunk
12th April 2017, 09:04 PM
.................http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/99.jpg

GQtdauto
12th April 2017, 09:09 PM
Either that or it's a pretty lame work prank .

Avo
12th April 2017, 09:17 PM
it's a polar bear....Gezz

Touses
13th April 2017, 11:22 AM
Yep! Easter is definitley fcuked this year!!!!

...............71501

taslucas
13th April 2017, 11:35 AM
Either that or it's a pretty lame work prank .
Or perhaps just a photo off the net

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taslucas
13th April 2017, 02:45 PM
Every time!http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/101.jpg

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Touses
13th April 2017, 02:54 PM
Every time!http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/101.jpg

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And she's wearing her best headjob....errr.....hijab too!

Bush Ranger
13th April 2017, 07:52 PM
I thought he had a rather plank expression.

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I`ll be plank with you, it is.

Plasnart
13th April 2017, 08:11 PM
I`ll be plank with you, it is.

I'm floored that these puns are still appearing! :D

Bush Ranger
13th April 2017, 08:18 PM
I'm floored that these puns are still appearing! :D

After awhile, it`ll be a hardy (hardy plank) to think of them.

Plasnart
13th April 2017, 08:33 PM
After awhile, it`ll be a hardy (hardy plank) to think of them.

I suppose it's just ingrained in me........

mudnut
13th April 2017, 08:44 PM
Its just that he has a split personality.

taslucas
13th April 2017, 10:21 PM
Wood you all get over it!?

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jack
13th April 2017, 10:30 PM
Wood knot have thought we had so many clever contributors here.

Turtle_au
14th April 2017, 01:00 AM
I'm floored that these puns are still appearing! :D
They do keep lumbering on

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Turtle_au
14th April 2017, 01:01 AM
Its just that he has a split personality.
And a veneer-eal disease.

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mudnut
14th April 2017, 01:36 AM
Chiselled features too.

GQtdauto
14th April 2017, 08:23 AM
You guys have to be out of puns by now Shirley!

Rossco
14th April 2017, 08:42 AM
Thought he looked a bit flat - poor old boy . . .

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TPC
14th April 2017, 08:48 AM
I am so board with all this.

71515

Turtle_au
14th April 2017, 08:58 AM
You guys have to be out of puns by now Shirley!
You want us to leaf it alone.
Not yet, I'll stick with it.

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Rossco
14th April 2017, 09:04 AM
Think he was doing some planking . . .

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/106.jpg

Turtle_au
14th April 2017, 09:07 AM
I am so board with all this.

71515
He looks like a stud to me.

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Plasnart
14th April 2017, 09:08 AM
Think he was doing some planking . . .

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/106.jpg

He needs to use his noggin.........

Clunk
14th April 2017, 09:35 AM
Has anybody heard from Timbar lately?
He's just laying down right now.

Touses
14th April 2017, 10:06 AM
Wood awl you plankers split!

Touses
14th April 2017, 10:26 AM
Still not explaining WHY????
...............71518

Turtle_au
14th April 2017, 11:13 AM
Still not explaining WHY????
...............71518
To find a better life where people don't question her actions.

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mudnut
14th April 2017, 11:13 AM
Groovy. Its all tongue in cheek.

GQtdauto
14th April 2017, 11:25 AM
Awww cmon guys this is cutting against the grain and not very punny.

Clunk
14th April 2017, 01:58 PM
................http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/112.jpg

Clunk
14th April 2017, 02:09 PM
...............http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/113.jpg

MudRunnerTD
15th April 2017, 10:12 AM
Clunk I saw these on your Facebook page mate. They look the goods!

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/118.jpg


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Clunk
15th April 2017, 10:27 AM
Clunk I saw these on your Facebook page mate. They look the goods!

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/118.jpg


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And what's wrong with those cock?

Clunk
15th April 2017, 10:43 AM
Something you not telling us MudRunnerTD ?http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/119.jpg

GQtdauto
15th April 2017, 10:55 AM
Nice legs dude !

Clunk
15th April 2017, 03:06 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/121.jpg

Ben-e-boy
15th April 2017, 03:26 PM
71535......

Clunk
15th April 2017, 03:35 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/122.jpg

Clunk
15th April 2017, 03:44 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/8.png

taslucas
15th April 2017, 03:48 PM
.......http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/123.jpg

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taslucas
15th April 2017, 03:48 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/124.jpg

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Clunk
15th April 2017, 04:01 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/125.jpg

DX grunt
15th April 2017, 04:29 PM
The word 'Clunk' is a meme itself.

Luv ya Clunky. lol

Clunk
15th April 2017, 04:45 PM
The word 'Clunk' is a meme itself.

Luv ya Clunky. lol
Hey I bet ya can't guess what I found last night?

DX grunt
15th April 2017, 04:50 PM
Hey I bet ya can't guess what I found last night?

It wouldn't be an OLD pic of someone washing a ute, would it? PML

Clunk
15th April 2017, 05:28 PM
It wouldn't be an OLD pic of someone washing a ute, would it? PML
This one?


No mate, it's nothttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/128.jpg

GQtdauto
15th April 2017, 05:50 PM
NICE boobs !

Ben-e-boy
15th April 2017, 09:27 PM
71536..........

Mc4by
16th April 2017, 12:06 AM
This one?


No mate, it's nothttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/128.jpg

Kudos for not welching...

Touses
16th April 2017, 11:21 AM
This one?


No mate, it's nothttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/128.jpg

Right people this pics or it didn't happen bullshit HAS TO STOP!!!!!! We gotta draw a line somewhere. Excuse me I havta go lose breakfast! Bwahahahaha

TPC
16th April 2017, 11:38 AM
Right people this pics or it didn't happen bullshit HAS TO STOP!!!!!! We gotta draw a line somewhere. Excuse me I havta go lose breakfast! Bwahahahaha

Wait to you see him in a mankini.

GQtdauto
16th April 2017, 11:39 AM
Wait to you see him in a mankini.

Please I just ate !

Ben-e-boy
16th April 2017, 12:10 PM
71540

71541

71542

Clunk
16th April 2017, 12:15 PM
Please I just ate !
Why would you eat his mankini you sick barrrrrstarrrrrrd?

GQtdauto
16th April 2017, 01:10 PM
Well through my bad eyes if I squint he sorta looks like Elle Macpherson .

Turtle_au
16th April 2017, 03:39 PM
Well through my bad eyes if I squint he sorta looks like Elle Macpherson .
And you still drive.......

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GQtdauto
16th April 2017, 05:53 PM
And you still drive.......

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Scary isn't it .

Turtle_au
16th April 2017, 06:01 PM
Scary isn't it .
If your lucky like me you don't need good eyesight....everyone keeps telling me where to go.

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GQtdauto
16th April 2017, 06:30 PM
Never short of people telling me where to go .

Ben-e-boy
16th April 2017, 09:31 PM
71549........

taslucas
17th April 2017, 07:37 PM
Now comes with crowd detection software
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/163.jpg


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GQtdauto
17th April 2017, 08:00 PM
That just completes the set doesn't it , if you can't reverse get a camera , if you can't drive forwards get a camera and if you can't parallel park buy a car that does it for you .

Bob
18th April 2017, 03:11 PM
.................
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/164.jpg

threedogs
18th April 2017, 04:33 PM
That just completes the set doesn't it , if you can't reverse get a camera , if you can't drive forwards get a camera and if you can't parallel park buy a car that does it for you .

Ive noticed at our supermarket that a lot of the Asian and African women tend to reverse park now more often
I put it down to all these front and rear sensors, they still park straddling the white line but hey they didnt hit anything.
LOL LOL

GQtdauto
18th April 2017, 05:07 PM
Ive noticed at our supermarket that a lot of the Asian and African women tend to reverse park now more often
I put it down to all these front and rear sensors, they still park straddling the white line but hey they didnt hit anything.
LOL LOL

Way of the future TD , not sure we're better for it though but I'm old school .

TPC
19th April 2017, 09:26 PM
.........
71571

GQtdauto
19th April 2017, 09:48 PM
.........
71571

All I can say is WTF .

GQtdauto
20th April 2017, 05:42 PM
Hate it when that happens.

https://scontent.fmel2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17951454_1344542388974133_2141957998861313296_n.jp g?oh=c81e2a0a3edceb17c948780082496a23&oe=5991E1F1

taslucas
20th April 2017, 10:15 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/186.jpg

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Clunk
21st April 2017, 09:59 PM
......................http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/191.jpg

Clunk
21st April 2017, 11:09 PM
............http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/192.jpg

Clunk
22nd April 2017, 12:20 PM
.............http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/195.jpg

GQtdauto
22nd April 2017, 12:37 PM
That will teach me not to scroll all the way down!

Deano2506
22nd April 2017, 06:15 PM
Priceless!
I love the 16 tone nail unbender

Ben-e-boy
23rd April 2017, 11:00 PM
71618

71617

71616

71619

Clunk
24th April 2017, 11:45 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/275.jpg

Ben-e-boy
25th April 2017, 02:10 AM
71635

71636

Ben-e-boy
25th April 2017, 02:14 AM
71637

71638

taslucas
25th April 2017, 06:03 AM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/276.jpg

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taslucas
25th April 2017, 11:53 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/300.jpg

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GQtdauto
26th April 2017, 07:27 AM
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I think there's a conspiracy here , wherever you see that sign you normally see a Toyota trying to disguise itself by putting "Patrol" on it somewhere .

mudski
27th April 2017, 12:08 PM
71689................

Hilux man
27th April 2017, 12:43 PM
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/04/308.jpg


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mudski
28th April 2017, 10:02 AM
I want!!!!!
71700

Hilux man
28th April 2017, 12:21 PM
I want!!!!!
71700

Just needs somewhere for ice


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Bob
30th April 2017, 10:48 AM
71742
...............

TPC
30th April 2017, 10:12 PM
yep......

71751

Winnie
30th April 2017, 10:12 PM
yep......

71751
Caravanners!

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Plasnart
30th April 2017, 10:16 PM
yep......

71751

Effing hate that. Gotta do 130 to get past them, otherwise you go oh about time, until back to single lane and they drop back to 80. Hate those pr!cks!!

TPC
30th April 2017, 10:21 PM
Effing hate that. Gotta do 130 to get past them, otherwise you go oh about time, until back to single lane and they drop back to 80. Hate those pr!cks!!

Heading over for the meet up last week I was stuck behind a car that was varying his speed between 80 & 90 but sped up to 100 in the overtaking lane, I was going to speed to go past him but luckily noticed a cop sitting on the side of the road with a speed gun.
I think you should be allowed to go over the speed limit to get past slow drivers but they will book you.

Plasnart
30th April 2017, 10:28 PM
If they drop back 20kmh after overtaking lanes it should be legal trigger for a PIT maneuver.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PIT_maneuver

TPC
30th April 2017, 10:30 PM
If they drop back 20kmh after overtaking lanes it should be legal trigger for a PIT maneuver.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/PIT_maneuver

Yea, I want to try that.
The bullbar will come in handy.

mudski
30th April 2017, 10:31 PM
yep......

71751

I noticed heading north up the Stuart Hwy from Pine Creek they gave a 20k heads up on over taking lanes in some spots. I had already overtaking by then or had forgotten about it. lol.

jack
30th April 2017, 10:40 PM
yep......

71751

Yeap, and idiots who ignore the 'slow driver turn outs' in the hills.

GQtdauto
30th April 2017, 10:52 PM
Had a sticker on the back of my van that said " if you think I'm slow wait till we get to the next hill" .

Avo
30th April 2017, 11:00 PM
Caravanners!

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campertrailerers

Winnie
30th April 2017, 11:11 PM
campertrailerers
All of them but meeeee

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TPC
30th April 2017, 11:21 PM
campertrailerers

I don't hold people up with my camper trailer as I have the really powerful ZD30 CRD. :)

Clunk
30th April 2017, 11:36 PM
Makes no difference when you're restricted to 100kph when towing anyway lol

TPC
30th April 2017, 11:42 PM
Makes no difference when you're restricted to 100kph when towing anyway lol

That's only in WA, other states don't have that rule.

GQtdauto
30th April 2017, 11:44 PM
School of thought that says better and easier to overtake a van doing 80 than 95 .

gubigfish
1st May 2017, 09:21 AM
That's only in WA, other states don't have that rule.

Thats coz your speed limit top speed is 100kph apart from the NT

TPC
1st May 2017, 09:38 AM
Thats coz your speed limit top speed is 100kph apart from the NT

SA's top speed is 110kph, and in Vic some freeways have 110kph too.

Winnie
1st May 2017, 09:41 AM
Thats coz your speed limit top speed is 100kph apart from the NT

Yeah I legally do 110km/h the whole way to work every day.

mudski
1st May 2017, 10:24 AM
Yeah I legally do 110km/h the whole way to work every day.
71755................

Ben-e-boy
1st May 2017, 11:02 PM
71768......

TPC
1st May 2017, 11:07 PM
71768......

I bet Stan dreams about a new Dawn.

Plasnart
2nd May 2017, 12:37 AM
71768......

Funny how 20 years makes such a difference to Stan......

Bush Ranger
2nd May 2017, 08:18 PM
Funny how 20 years makes such a difference to Stan......

It`ll dawn on him to turn over to face the other way.

GQtdauto
2nd May 2017, 08:49 PM
I fear the Fawn of a new pun off .

GQtdauto
2nd May 2017, 08:50 PM
Bloody spell check I meant Dawn .

mudski
2nd May 2017, 08:57 PM
71781.....................

TPC
3rd May 2017, 12:22 AM
..........
71782

Bush Ranger
3rd May 2017, 07:45 PM
I fear the Fawn of a new pun off .
Bloody spell check I meant Dawn .

An A plus for spelling.

Bush Ranger
3rd May 2017, 07:47 PM
..........
71782

They had an add for them didn`t they? The one that had the bloke with those females pads stuck on him that had wings.

GQtdauto
3rd May 2017, 08:22 PM
Bloody spell check I meant Dawn .

An A plus for spelling.

Stop sucking up Bushranger , I'm a D- or a fail or nowadays it's " not yet competent " but no A+ here mate .

Bush Ranger
4th May 2017, 12:53 PM
Stop sucking up Bushranger , I'm a D- or a fail or nowadays it's " not yet competent " but no A+ here mate .

The only time I suck up, is when I use a straw for a drink, that`s not often these days and the A plus was for the correction on spelling.

Hilux man
4th May 2017, 02:24 PM
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TimE
4th May 2017, 02:36 PM
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...obviously a Sadist ..........

Touses
4th May 2017, 02:40 PM
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Fifty shades of gay!

GQtdauto
4th May 2017, 07:16 PM
The only time I suck up, is when I use a straw for a drink, that`s not often these days and the A plus was for the correction on spelling.

My spelling is average these days same as grammar but what I hate is the way auto correct changes stuff just as I've hit the post icon .

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4th May 2017, 07:44 PM
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Bush Ranger
4th May 2017, 07:59 PM
My spelling is average these days same as grammar but what I hate is the way auto correct changes stuff just as I've hit the post icon .

No worries, I picked up on the way things are and we all aren`t word wizards. I have found that there is American english and English english, if that makes sense on the auto correct I have noticed some where. I have the odd type O here and there and have to Google some words, due to not looking right when typed but are right. Some words are hard to spell and I know them as soon as I see them. I wasn`t having a go at you, just making humour where I see it being able to be squeezed in and tis hard with out a smiley or a laugh on the computer.

Winnie
5th May 2017, 09:04 PM
We all know a Ross
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/05/45.jpg

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Winnie
5th May 2017, 09:05 PM
.......... http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/05/46.jpg

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