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Australia Computer Terminology - Getting ready for NBN Broadband in the bush!!

LOGON:….Adding wood to make the Barbie hotter
LOG OFF:….Not adding any more wood to the Barbie.
MONITOR:….Keeping an eye on the Barbie.
DOWNLOAD:….Getting the firewood off the Ute.
HARD DRIVE:….Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
KEYBOARD:….Where you hang the Ute keys.
WINDOWS:….What you shut when the weather's cold.
SCREEN:….What you shut in the mozzie season..
BYTE:….What mozzies do
MEGABYTE:….What Townsville mozzies do.
CHIP:….A pub snack.
MICROCHIP:….What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
MODEM:….What you did to the lawns.
LAPTOP:….Where the cat sleeps.
SOFTWARE:….Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster.
HARDWARE:….Stainless steel knives and forks - from K-Mart.
MOUSE:….The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
MAINFRAME:….What holds the shed up.
WEB:….What spiders make.
WEBSITE:….Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
SEARCH ENGINE:….What you do when the Ute won't go.
CURSOR:….What you say when the Ute won't go.
YAHOO:….What you say when the Ute does go.
UPGRADE:…. A steep hill.
SERVER:….The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
MAIL SERVER:….The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
USER:….The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
NETWORK:….What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
INTERNET:….Where you want the fish to go.
NETSCAPE:….What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net.
ONLINE:….Where you hang the washing.
OFFLINE:….Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough.