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    Quote Originally Posted by wa 489 View Post
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    yeah call it the misses car all you want mate..i saw who drove it
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    Own a Ford hey Mego?lol
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    Maybe try this one

    http://youtu.be/sU95SJDWuSY

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93patrol View Post
    Maybe try this one http://youtu.be/sU95SJDWuSY
    What a joke. And someone actually got that published. Lol
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    Does contain the f bomb a bit but worth the watch

    https://youtu.be/3bPkIM-TAhw

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    Here's a joke a lady friend sent me yesterday. Hope it doesn't offend.

    Sheila was in a coma after a car accident. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
    One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband Bruce and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
    Bruce was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
    After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" Bruce replied, "I guess she choked."
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