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    Quote Originally Posted by Coldcomfort View Post
    Two indisputable rules of life.

    1. Farts are funny.
    2. Men love boobs (knockers, tits, love jugs or whatever you like to call them).
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    Quote Originally Posted by NP99 View Post
    And if you don't you're a poof.
    Because you don't like farts or boobs ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by growler2058 View Post
    I remember the first time I saw a fart lit hahahahahahahha and there were nylon trackies involved how lucky it went ok hahaha
    First time I saw it, all my mates ass hairs caught fire. Bahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winnie View Post
    First time I saw it, all my mates ass hairs caught fire. Bahaha

    Sure it wasn't you waking up in random front yards without ya strides on?!

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    Farts that split you arse are funny,i still remember the face my daughter pulled when I say shit like that or that split my arse,or that just shot out my arse....she just cracks up and cannot help but laugh...little miss is 10 by the way.
    Watch this space, as there maybe a comment added soon

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    Most unnatural fart was one I did in the car with the air con on, cold fart it just wrong, even the misses agreed while laughing or it may have been gagging
    Seemed like a good idea at the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Because you don't like farts or boobs ?
    What MAN doesn't like boobs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NP99 View Post
    What MAN doesn't like boobs?


    And FARTS hahahahahahha my missus hate s my farts I think theyre very very funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by growler2058 View Post
    And FARTS hahahahahahha my missus hate s my farts I think theyre very very funny
    It's a wife thing mate...
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    ....I have real bad farts now!
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