Mate told me he doesnt go to AA any more
They dont supply grog and they know his name
Whats alcoholic and anonymus about that ???

My funny story is,
The neighbours were away and we had to look after their place
So skinned as a lizard i walked (well stumbled )over
Climbed up on his gate,and fell head first on the ground
Worse part the liquid was still other side of gate
So very quickly checked the house , then climbed the gate again
And guess what , fell of it again
Staggered home,got half way up the driveway,and the legs just went and fell down and passed out on a meat ant nest
Missus didnt know where i was,she just kept ring the mobile and found me that way