Overseas call centre called me a.....?

[growler2058]

We don't have our land line phone plugged in anymore, but when we did I used to say
"Hello". Theyd start babbling away and mid sentence id say Hello, theyd stop and say hello then start again, then quizzically and a bit louder id say Helloooo and keep going till they hung up. One cock said you can hear me sir and I said no I cant........Hello hahahahahahhaahaha he hung up as well.
Then the one who rang telling me I had a virus on my computer can you turn it on sir so I can fix it for you. I say no sorry I cant turn it on. He asks why its very important I say cause I haven't got one you scamming #$%t @#$%^ &&*(^% went right off with every expeletive I know (I know a few) he hung up to never to call back.
Mmmmm may go and plug the land line in for some fun

[mudski]

I had this same call, whilst I was at a clients house fixing their computer. I was sitting their doing my stuff, and the clients phone rings, and he's like "Huh! Hang on a minute..." He then gives the phone to me and it was these nig nogs trying to say they are now in the computer and can see it has many virus' and they could fix it. I asked him for the IP address of the computer he thinks he's in. He rattles of some random IP addy and it was totally wrong. After I told him he was wrong he just said thanks for wasting my time and hung up.

The Irony.

[Clunk]

I love these calls............ had a woman call with the usual scam about my pc having a virus, so just told them I dont have a pc so how is it possible ( same as Growlers). She hung up but no word of a lie, literally 5 minutes later they call again and its the same woman giving the same spiel............... so played along, pretended to to on my pc yadda yadda yadda, played extremely dumb kept her on the phone for about 15 mins before I got bored, then said to her, are you serious. You called be a little earlier and I told you then I didn't have a computer. She got her "supervisor" who then proceeded to to tell me he knows where I live and he was gonna ef me up the pooper. I said that's great, you're very welcome too but I don't think my boyfriend would be too happy.

[choppie]

Love these Guys, lead them along for a while till I get bored then whistle down the phone, they don't ring back, don't know why