Encounters with idiots.......

[NP99]

A few years back my daughter and I went to centre link to claim youth study allowance. We filled out the forms and did the 100 point check (drivers licence and passport), finished all good and left.

Next day we get a phone call, have to go back. There is a problem with the 100 point check. WTF - centre link pot plant informs us we exceeded the check we got 140 points instead of the 100 points. A bigger WTF now!!!!! I tried to explain their stupidity to no avail.

We had to find docs that matched 100 points or the pot plant would not process the application.

Tell us your experience with an idiot or pot plant

[GUtsy ute]

Why am I not surprised?

[Astro]

Should've asked them for your 40 points back.

[happygu]

That's what you get on the roads north of Victoria.....

[NP99]

That's what you get on the roads north of Victoria.....

Wish she was in the middle of the Hume...............

[Clunk]

What a crock of sh*te, since when dud they make it a ruling that you had to supply documents that added up to 100 points!!!!!?????? Beggars belief.....................
I would take every single piece of points building documentation withyou and make them work out which ones add up correctly...... Friggin bureaucratic Idyuts

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

[Alitis007]

Thats problem with center link, if have most of your teeth and can spell your name it affects their fried brains to the point where it shuts down!! So something logical and easy turns into a mission!!


Had this junky walk into work a while ago trying to off load a GPS unit he nicked from a shop up the rd, he wanted 150 bux for it. I like to stir them up and give my brother and dad a good laugh so i offered him 20 bux and 25 if he had the box lol he started saying you know what these are worth in the shop and i had to remind him he wasn't a shop and coz the big white security tag was on the power cable i'll give 15 in 2 dollar coins. Well he chucked a darky and stormed off and yelled out "I'll sell you my Mrs for 20 bux" i couldn't help my self and yelled back " I'll give you 5" lmao

[Lieney]

Centrelink, where even the staff should be drug tested before receiving a pay check.
Tell the woman (I'm assuming its a woman) you are no good at maths and give her heaps of different paperwork and get her to work it out.

[threedogs]

WTF here I stand alone in a world full of weirdos,
present company aside

[NP99]

.......and if centre link reject you DVA will gladly hire you!