Thankyou :d

My son came to visit two weeks ago; he wanted to go bush in his 'Yota'
So I borrowed the housemates Nissan; And damn - I blew up the Motor

I felt so bad, I needed help; So I joined this great group
I did the right thing, signed up and all; and called myself FRUIT

Questions I asked, from day one; with replies coming thick and fast
But Mega upset me and I did my nut, and I thought I would never last :(

Many more people answered me; and kindly addressed MY issues
Mega, it seem had PMT; so I offered him my tissues :) xx

The Motor is - by no means fixed; there is so much more to do
But it's only really happening; because of all of you :)

Thankyou everyone who has helped me out :D Cheers

Corny I know ... but its what I do

You're a poet and you know it

You should chuck that up in BoBs Aussie poetry thread! Very good

hahahaha .... Verse by verse, I am getting worse

All good there Fruity, that's what this forum is all about, helping others, right from the get go Andy wanted this forum to be different in that there was no bitching among members, the plan was to have a happy group that would have good input and help each other, it's worked and you are very welcome as a member or otherwise to seek help with any probs you may have, that is not just in relation to Patrols, anything is fair go here.
Many members here have hearts as well as mechanical knowledge.
So, keep the questions coming, there are thousands of us here, and some are pretty damn clever.
Cheers, the ferret.

There is a poetry thread ???? You guys will never get rid of me now :D

Thanks Ferret, he has finally taken your advice, that you gave me (and others - too many to mention), that I gave him, and will hopefully get the head checked properly :D
I know the problems are not my fault, but I was driving it when the sh*&$#@t hit the fan .. and I feel bad about that.

Just trying to do my bit in the nagging department so he doesn't 'bandaid' it again ...

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There is a poetry thread ???? You guys will never get rid of me now :D

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I just love munching on fruit loops
but my daughter use to give her a rash on the bum when she was little
I wonder if that is megas problem (hasn't grown up)

Which Mega we talking? Megatexture or Megomonster? MM is one mego monster so I wouldn't be pulling his shirt tails too much. Never me MT so sorry bud, can't help on him. Both good blokes but. Dust yourself off and keep going.

Hey Fruitloop,
I know mate, and it's not your fault that the poo has hit the rotating blades, it's noble of you to sort the repairs as anyone else would responsibly do.
BUT ya must get it right first time, or it will come back ta bite ya.
if you haven't got the manual, I suggest you get one, I believe you can download one from this forum, might pay to check into it.
I'll help you all I can, but they are an old motor and my memory is getting a bit misty lol., I'm nearly 200 years old!!
Cheers, the ferret.

EDIT, ummmm, think we'll give the POETRY a miss eh?

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Originally Posted by Fruitloop

My son came to visit two weeks ago; he wanted to go bush in his 'Yota'
So I borrowed the housemates Nissan; And damn - I blew up the Motor

I felt so bad, I needed help; So I joined this great group
I did the right thing, signed up and all; and called myself FRUIT

Questions I asked, from day one; with replies coming thick and fast
But Mega upset me and I did my nut, and I thought I would never last :(

Many more people answered me; and kindly addressed MY issues
Mega, it seem had PMT; so I offered him my tissues :) xx

The Motor is - by no means fixed; there is so much more to do
But it's only really happening; because of all of you :)

Thankyou everyone who has helped me out :D Cheers

Corny I know ... but its what I do

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Ohhhhhh no!!
Cheers the ferret.

"There was an old bloke from Klamtuck'n........." Darn, forgot it.
Cheers, the ferret.

Whats wrong with my poetry lol ..... and DONT MENTION THE MANUALS LOL .... I am not trying to sort the repairs as such (yea I am, who am I kidding) ... just trying to knowledge myself up (well that too ... makes me look smart). My Housemate is one determined old school 300 year old ... I hear him cursing and just wish I could offer help. He takes it all aboard, but it just takes time for him to swallow that pride and do what he needs to do ..

Me and Mega are good Mudski .... its all good .. I had a meltdown ... as women do ... :D

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I had a meltdown ... as women do ... :D

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I didnt notice........ I learnt long ago to not pay any attention, then no harm will come to me!!!!!! hahahahahaha

Just for you Fruitloops

by Owen Suffolk

I gladly would sing in a joyous strain,

But my heart of its joy is bereft;

For my young life there is nought but grief and pain,

And a haunting memory left.

Look at the stars how they gleam from the skies

On me with a frosty stare;

Can it be that this world hath no pitying eyes

For the houseless child of care?

Ye that look on me have homes tonight,

And loving ones wait you there;

And the cheerful fire is burning bright,

And young faces are beaming fair.

Though a thousand homes are around I know

'Mong them all there is no home for me:

For I must sleep in the cold white snow,

And the skies must my shelter be.

My life is still in its summer years,

But its flowers can bloom no more;

I weep - and mine are the bitter tears

That are wept for the joys of yore.

Then I cannot be glad, for my heart will cling

To the grief that is all its own:

So wonder not that I only sing

A song with a mournful tone.

Here is the Poetry Thread

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...h-Poetry/page2

Finish any sentence with LOL some here believe there is a "TONE" to typing ooppps LOL there ooppps Forgot again lol

@ the Ferret, second verse is,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Who's sister grew up in a bucket.........................dam nab it lol

"The boy stood on the burning deck, his pocket full of crackers
one......................darn, fergot agin
cheers, the ferret.

Ask your mother for sixpence to see the big Giraffe with pimple on his whiskers and freckles on his,,,,,,,,,Aunty Mary had a Canary she also had a Duck
she took it behind the kitchen door to teach it how to Fry eggs for breakfast and fry eggs for tea the more you eat the more you drink the more you want to
Peter rocked the boat bloody forgot next bit

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...013/10/164.jpg

Hey Trekster,
How about this.....
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Funny sh&t ... you all make me laugh ....

I'd just like to clear up ... that it was megomonster being a monster not me lol, I'm too nice a guy! Just ask me.

Hey fruitloop, just stick the overalls on and go and find the turbo nuts jammed in behind the starter, he might buy you a beer!!
Cheers, the ferret.

If you got out in the woods today you'll get a big surprise,
If you got out in the woods today you you better close your eyes,
Coz mum and dad are having it off,
Uncle Bobs pulling his kn#*,
And aunty Mary's having a gork at your wi-ll-y...

Sorry thats all I got.

Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was black as charcoal every time it wagged its tail you could see its -------------------------eyes roll.

Thanks Fruitloop you have raised the maturity of this forum to an all time low!!!!!

There was a girl from Nantucket, who travelled to France in a bucket. When she got there, they asked for her fare, she hoisted her skirt and said....................................."I have a ticket here somewhere."

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Thanks Fruitloop you have raised the maturity of this forum to an all time low!!!!!

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:D thanks BA ... can I call you that ....????? yea, I am good like that :D

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I'd just like to clear up ... that it was megomonster being a monster not me lol, I'm too nice a guy! Just ask me.

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two mega's ..... sorry megatexture ......

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two mega's ..... sorry megatexture ......

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Not mega.
MEGOOOOOOOOOOO

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Not mega.
MEGOOOOOOOOOOO

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sorry Megooooooooooo ... lol .... you dobbed yourself in there

Yeah the one with the seats...that's what I thought when I rerad the question...WE all that bloke....lol