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Some bloke walked up to the counter today and said, "Burger and Fries please."
"Certainly sir," I replied. "Are you eating in or taking out?"
"Feck off you prick," he snapped before walking off with his food.
I fecking love working in the prison canteen.
A bloke walked in to the doctors with bacon and eggs on his head. He says doc, it`s about my brother.
I was on the last train home last night and the carriage was empty except for me and this sexy brunette sitting opposite.
I'd had a few drinks and was feeling a bit confident so I gave her a wink and a smile. She winked back and gave a little giggle.
Knowing that I was well in, I leant forwards and gently ran my finger up her leg. She gave me a look of shock, but didn't protest.
I caressed her thigh and gave it a gentle squeeze. She furrowed her brow but still no complaint.
With that my desire took over. I dived into the vacant seat next to her and grabbed one of her breasts and pulled it out. She squealed as I licked it all over and gave it a cheeky nibble.
Then I slowly sat back down in my seat and we exchanged stares. After a minute of silence she looked at me, with a little tear in her eye and said,
"You prick you've ruined my effin KFC."
Reminds me of the joke of a flasher who exposed him self to three old ladies on a park bench. Two had a stroke and the other one couldn`t reached.Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC
A white horse walks in to a pub and orders a drink. The bar maid says ` We have a drink named after you`. It says ` What, Eric?`.
Have you been going thru Clunks bin ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bush Ranger
Sure have, so you know where I bin.Quote:
Originally Posted by GQtdauto
bargain at half the price that is bachgen
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What we all need after some bum fudge.