ANZMI false and misleading Assertions

out of interest...

I measure turds by the number of people that complain that they stink. My record is a whopping 16 (Christmas dinner, 2014)

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Originally Posted by mudnutette

I measure turds by the number of people that complain that they stink. My record is a whopping 16 (Christmas dinner, 2014)

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(that was really the only thing I felt I could contribute to the this thread. I know nothing about PMC or any of this army stuff, but I do have experience with compulsive liars and accusations, whether true or false, and in my experience the best way to deal is to avoid the topic altogether)

PMC is like a stinking turd. He's smelt bad for a hell of a long time to take the medal. One he can wear proudly for the greatest stinkiest turd

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Originally Posted by the evil twin

Ahhh... You must be a member of ANUS (Australian National Union of Shitters) if your using the compaction standard of measurement versus odiferous.

I moved from ANUS after a rather sordid disagreement with an official about the use of artificial binding agents versus natural fibre doping when they disallowed my claim for 16 hours and 59 minutes.
Good to see you have subsequently beaten that mark anyway and by a significant margin too so my heartiest congratulations and keep the poo dropping as they say

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Yes mine become a danger to shipping when they get out into the waterways

Cheech and Chong for those that remember had a great skit.{ Up in Smoke}
"Hey Dave whats that"
"Looks like dog shite to me"
"pick it up" "Taste "
"It Tastes like Dog shite"
" Thats good lets walk around it"
"good thing we no step in it"
or to that effect

Myth Busters also proved you can polish a turd

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Originally Posted by Cuppa

What's OOI?

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I thought it was more cockney gangster talk:

Oooooiiiiii!!! Paul, leave it out yer avin' a laaaarf ain'cha? You ain't no bleedin Rhodesian ridgeback!!!!!! Stop tellin porkie pies you muppet!!!!

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/03/175.jpg

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Originally Posted by Clunk

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/03/175.jpg

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About time.

He has either logged off or been banned