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Even better 'could eat an apple thru a tennis racketQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
Pre-lockdown shopping choices [emoji848]
#Pay double price for dunny paper [emoji51]
#Pay under half price clearance freeze immediately dodgey midnight snack burgers [emoji488]
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Tastes alright to me half cut, can always wipe my arse with them cheaper buns too I guess, defrosted firstly of course [emoji3063][emoji23]
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An article from the very serious publication The Betoota Advocate
Nation Tunes Into Merlino Press Conference To Learn Which New Way Victoria Has Shit The Bed This Time
When Acting Victorian Premier James Merlino speaks, the nation listens.
As the defacto leader of the city-state of Melbourne, it is his responsibility to inform the rest of the country how and when Victoria has shit the bed.
Recently, it’s been several times a day.
Speaking to the media this morning in Melbourne, Merlino had the grim duty to explain the repeated failings of the Federal and his own state government.
“Well, turns out a few of those spicy coughs we thought we had were just like the run of the mill colds or something,” he said.
“Which is a bedshit and on behalf of Victoria, I’d like to apologise to everyone, especially Queensland, for dropping the ball again. But as the leader of the bedshit capital of Australia, it is my unique responsibility and mine only to take charge of said bedshits and make sure they keep happening without any real explanation,”
“My government will continue to work closely with local health authorities to find new and creative ways to shit the bed. I know the rest of the country is counting on us but as Victorians, we can’t promise anything.”
More to come.
WooHoo! I'm booked in for Pfizer, so even if you snot gargling vics sneeze on me in August, I'll be fine bwahahaha
Im sure you’ll be fine softcockQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
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I get better ones than thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Maxhead
What's better, I'll need to got my doctor up for them, not happy with my current dosinghttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...2021/06/48.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
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Crush em up and line em up on a hookers b#### you'll get hard real quickQuote:
Originally Posted by rusty_nail
Anything hoovered off a hookers back has my attention, anything hoovered off anyone’s back actually , @Rusty nail - we’re overdue for a catch up mate
100% mate!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprock
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What an archeological dig for that meme, Plassy. Classic.
Our local supermarket got added 2 the list... 1 positive case so far :(
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Had my first Astrazeneca jab no dramas at all same with the good loving wife [glw]
get the next early August, if we all get a jab the sooner well be able to travell
Just seen the numbers for NSW. Stay safe up there guys
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Yeah wow, just seen the crazy numbers mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by rusty_nail
Time to hit bush and enjoy serenity [emoji106]
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2 week extension, 9pm to 5am curfew from tonight. Back into the abyss people.
Wish I made the most of it and went on the pub crawl on the weekend damit. . .[emoji2959]
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Crikey, we should’ve checked the news before storming on home [emoji1750][emoji1750]
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It was sounding positive down here (pardon the pun) only a day or so ago from NT news reports, what’s bloody happened ? [emoji2959]
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On the good old ABC appy home playing catch-up now.
How romantic of them[emoji2959]
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Yep fuc#'n unbelievable, plus the City looked like party central WTF is wrong with people . . . [emoji3062]
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Fair Dinkum [emoji22] weekend party town was it ? ……..Selfish Wankers [emoji2959]
I swear Mr Percival was trying to squak sound advice to us to not cross his Paringa Bridge camp at sunrise this morning, something along the lines of:
“Fffff….uc..uc..uc…kkk sticks datta wayz stayz awayz” [emoji23]
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Yep 100 % , I assume they didn't have a shed and trusty GQ to keep them busy on weekends but surely they can come up with anther solo activity to pass ones time safe for all. . .Quote:
Originally Posted by MB
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Again. Lost for words. Just bloody dumbfounded with the selfishness and ignorance of people. This engagement party thing really has my blood boiling, to the point I came home this Arvo, setup my punching bag I haven't used in 5 years, and boxed for a solid 10 minutes to down with the sickness and system of a down. The fact I only had one glove as I found out the dog destroyed the other one didn't even stop me just wrapping my other hand and going to town. Farken fuming.
Here I was stupidly thinking we were smarter here in Vic... Clearly some are not, I wouldn't be surprised if we're not at 100 cases by the end of the week.
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Youse have got it all wrong! Plassy mozzed us with this meme:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Plasnart
I'm almost too angry to type tonight. But honestly what do you expect from society these days after 30 years of positive reinforcement theory - people being told you can do no wrong, your opinion is all that matters, you deserve it because you're worth it, everybody gets a medal, there are no losers. When I was a kid I had great parents who always gave me opportunity, encouraged me, never abused me even when I failed, but was also told at times children are to be seen not heard, behave when you're told to, don't be rude. We grew up instinctively to toe the line when told, to respect authority but not be afraid of it. But not for the last few decades and people are surprised when selfishness rules? We sowed entitlement into general society some tome ago and now we bear its fruit.Quote:
Originally Posted by mudnut
Edit: Oh PS, I'm no fanboy of Dan Andrews either, quite the opposite actually, but I'm vaccinated and follow the lockdown rules when I'm subject to them (currently free), QR code every time I go somewhere and wear a mask in public. Probably about as much as I can do to help out just now. And yes I am hurt financially big time due to lockdowns. Self employed, wish I was a public servant getting work from home bonuses and annual pay rises during all this shit.
Never a truer word spoken mate. You have hit the nail on the head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plasnart
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Yeah just added a PS to that post too in case anybody mistook me for a Dan Andrews fanboy. Perish the thought!!Quote:
Originally Posted by rusty_nail
Fuckin Gladbags Binchicken......
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Yep couldn't agree more, couple that with multiple sources for people to cherry pick news and info and even go down rabbit holes with influencers on tictok, facie and the like rather than taking advice from experts that have actually spent their life studying in their field. . .
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I'm not afraid to say I think the only reason we are in the position were in is because of Dan Andrews. This villification of someone who is only just doing their job, with no precedents set so essentially having to make it up as he goes in my opinion is so short sighted. Mark McGowan has been incredibly tough on all covid related matters and look where that has got them... They are covid free for the moment and almost able continue with their lives mostly as normal. I know politics is not ideal here, I'm just saying personally I wouldn't judge you for having an opinion on Dan, and yes it's shit you've lost work mate, but I can hardly believe that is what the government intended or wanted to happen in the first place.
I've seen it said before but I'll say it again, there is no way any of these state or federal leaders envisioned everyone, including themselves being in the position within their term, no person in their right mind would put their hand up for that role, so I think all of them are doing what they can. I do think NSW should have been tougher from the start, but I have lived in Sydney and know what Sydney is like, regardless of any circumstances there is garrunteed to be someone not happy in Sydney and Gladys was just trying to please the popular vote, not the correct one.
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I remember when gladbags binchicken told Australia that 3 day lockdowns don't work....and agree with ya mc clown statement
Ones the parent that doesn't want to smack,willing to talk ya through it and it'll be alright...
The other...you'll do as ya told,eat what ya given cause that's the way it is....
From sitting in WA I couldn't believe watching what was happening until she sent everyone to the naughty corner...n possibly fuxked a whole country......but .....and...in saying that everyone plays a part in it also....
I'm a very lucky human that lives 40km from town,live at work,do our shopping once a week...so lockdowns and staying at ghome are the norm for me...and the fact people liss me off makes I even easier
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How dare you speak of my beloved childhood Mr P that wayz Avo Mate [emoji24]Quote:
Originally Posted by Avo
He’d get Feral Covid Rissoles sorted quick smart too, we need Flocks of them [emoji23]
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I don't agree with everything you said here mate, but i respect the respectful way you've stated your honest opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by rusty_nail
Now we can both get respect ribbons awarded to us! For being respectful! To each other like teacher said! Yippee!
But seriously, IMO there has to come a day when we have to leave covid eradication behind. It's impossible. Covid's out of the genie bottle and can never be funneled back in. Just like the common cold. Just like influenza. We can't lock it out of the country unless we lock down for ever. We are going to get smashed by this disease like other countries have and it's just a matter of time. Set a date for people to get vaccinated by (there's plenty of vax), then open us up. It's gonna get bad mate. It's gonna be a catastrophe.
All state governments are trying to avoid the inevitable. Honourable, but futile IMO.
For sure mate. I'm booked in to be vaccinated at the end of the month. At the time of booking I could have had it this coming weekend but at that stage we were going to licola, I didn't want to miss out on that lol. Jokes on me right? Fwiw, I've been looking for over 6 months and had only just been able to find an appointment recently. I medically cannot get az, and am not eligible to be vaccinated in anywhere but the state hubs. Really limited my options but I'm glad it's finally happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plasnart
Your last bit has merit and I think my boss has put it right in this statement "once they reach the vaccination target they will just open up, and those that don't want the vaccine will just have to take their chances. As it's been seen, the vaccine don't stop transmission, it just minimises the affects, so all the vaccinated will just be passing it on to the unvaccinated. They need to give everyone a chance to get vaccinated before they can take that risk, under 40 year Olds have only recently been given access to vaccines and let's face it, we are more important than you old farts right? So we need to survive lol. Once everyone has a fair go at vaccination and the injection rates start dropping then I think it will be time to open up
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Easy-peasey, teach the witnesses of Jehovah how to clinically ‘Jab’ instead of ‘Gab’ and we’ll all be doorstep done in a matter of weeks if not days??
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Wasn't expecting that gold . . [emoji1787]Quote:
Originally Posted by MB
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We managed to get out first vaccine shot in Coen on the 9th. Pfizer. Expect to get second in Weipa early next month. Posted from Chilli Beach on 2 bars 3G, hale force wind, imminent rain wearing only my dressing gown. *That* is commitment to the forum! :D