I love the egg flip under her buttocks on the stove bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
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I love the egg flip under her buttocks on the stove bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
I love the sign on scene:Quote:
Originally Posted by Finly Owner
"are either of you, homosexuals" ...
"no, but we are willing to try"
"yeah, would they send us some place nice?"
LOL ... Not bad for a 30 year old flick!!!
At least the meat ants would have helped you loose weight. LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by MQ MAD
A few Christmas's ago, I had lined up on the dining table my bottles of Booze. The line up was in 750ml bottles and I was mixing with soft drinks OK. Jimmy, Jack, Homemade bourbon, and GlenFiddich. Iwould have turn about in my rather large beer handle. Well after hours pass, tell Dia I'm going to bed.
I awoke the next day to find out I had rang bro-in-law and swore abuse @ him for not coming over for drink, I remember calling but not the rest. But, the funniest I went to freezer and found a frozen bourbon & coke in my beer handle. I asked Dia what the? Her reply, " I asked you what you wanted me to do with your drink and you said put it freezer" I said "but what's with the spoon in it?" She answered " you said leave it in it too" No recollection...........
I can't believe how well this post has gone...lol
thats because we're all P**s heads mate hahahah
I think I belong here tonight...lol
Got home about 4 hours ago and just spent the last 3 hours and 59 minutes, drinking and looking at the patrol conjoiring up ideas and mods....
Came up with some rippers...lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Time for another blizzardly cold one!!!
Got about a thousand mozzie bites on me though!!!!
damn those bloody mozzies hahahahaha, I've ran out of me drinks now......... contemplating opening up the missus' white wine.............. yes it has got that bad!!!!!!!!
Nah don't do that mate...lol...Wine gives me the sponge cake headaches the next day...I could drink 20 cans and feel average the next day but have a bottle of red or white and wake up feeling like someone has sucked every cell out of head!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
Well maybe just one wouldn't hurt...baw ha ha ha...lol
to late half the bottle gone now, giggling like a drunken school girl now hahahah
Thats the ship mate...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
Looks like you and I are pretty much trashing this forum tonight...lol
Bloody hijackers...lol...All of this hijacking talk and I'm one of the worst culprits!!!
yes AB you're setting a bad example mate and have to stop it right now!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahQuote:
Originally Posted by AB
Tony will come along and clean it all up if your not careful lmao
I want to make sure we all have fun and give ship to eachother and just enjoy the forum though.
We just have to try and keep the proper mechanical threads on track.
Even a basic question in the general section could be hijacked I think...lol...to a point...Maybe stay on subject, etc
like that's ever gonna happen, I know I've only been here a short time but I've seen enough to know that it doesn't take long for the subject matter to change hahahahahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by AB
Thats what makes the forum though...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
that's what I like about it, someone just going off on a complete tangent, then eventually getting back on track, it's bloody hilarious
Oh , so a few are on the wine,and there all.
"But we must be good" LOL
Put down the wine,girlys,and take a walk on the edge
Just be warry of the mods big stick,or the dog bitting
Usually when trouble persists,confront danger with a beer,it works
Failling that,blame the afluence of incahol
Works for me!!! Onwards to the beer fridge!!!! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by MQ MAD
Off to the bottle shop to replenish my stock and better fix the missus up with her wine too.................. had no choice but to drink it last night, ran out of everything else and bottleos all shut, it was either the wine ore the white meths and I didn't have enough milk for the meths hahahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
Nah .. Metho is no good since they started putting that chemical in it a few years ago to make you sick if you drank it!! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by clunk71
Mozzies must have decided they needed night at pubQuote:
Originally Posted by AB
Shame you couldn't of stuck around longer Scotty and had a few more drinks.
looks like ur thread has finally died. whats the go? were have all the drinkers gone?
still here but under the desk lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by toddrhind
Well, well well. Has a monster been created?
Let's get a nickname for Bigrig. I'll start by suggesting......
Gotta can
Wanna can
Hada can
Needa can (dual meaning. lol)
Crackda can
Cracka can
Cold can
Interesting can
Gimme-a-can
Smashda can
Dranka can
Can thanks
Cantastic
Don't you think you should reduce your carbohydrate intake and utilize the other 4 food groups that are available? lololol
And for his rig....... Cantankerous
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Nice work ther mateQuote:
Originally Posted by DX grunt
beer not just for breakfast !!!!!!lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by dx grunt
CAN have it
CAN do it
If you CAN I CAN
The drinkers are to drunk to post. Sh!t hang on that was just me.
or 2 drunk 2 keep drinkin
prolly that too.
Nah the drunkers ,ah drinkers are alive
Well i think im alive
Not gunna drive for about a month,i think ill be passing boubon for that long to
Im sure the local pub is all paid for by now !!!
Well ... what can I say ... Finished up about 3am this morning after starting at 10am yesterday - very second hand today, but only one thing for it ... back on the horse and have a few more ... right now my back teeth are floating, my kidneys are pickled and I'm speaking fluent Croatian to all the wedding guests from yesterday!! Fluent in my mind only!!! Sitting on the crappa typing this in tapatalk - sorry Todd, won't be over today (will be well over the limit, just not over your house!!! LMFAO!!!).
Phones nearly flat, beers are flowing like the ancient rivers of Babylon, and this is BigRig signing out as I'll no doubt be flat on the floor shortly!! LOL
I chose the name 'Cantankerous' for your truck because it contains the vital ingredients....Can and Tank.Quote:
Originally Posted by DX grunt
Please respond when you're sober, or partly sober. lol
Sober, he don't know the word sober
Question to all you beer drinkers out there lol, at chrissy does anyone have a tree out the front of there house like this?? haha
This bloke is a legend LMFAO
very poor excuse not 2 come over for a bourbonQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
Your typing's very fluent too. Not one mistake! Who you got tapatalking for you? HmmmmmQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
Me .. now stupidly drunk and watching every word!!! LOL ... I am Lea ing in the morning to drive back, so shooshy ni ni's time now ... Thank the lord for spellcheck!! Ohhhhhh ... it's hard work to keep us this pace!!! LMFAO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DX grunt