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Valentines day from different perspectives.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
Oh really, what happened?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mc4by
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I heard an interview with him last year where he talked about thinking he was indestructible and then found he was near broke.Quote:
Originally Posted by taslucas
His restaurants were failing and he owed millions.
With the number of his shows currently running on the box he appears to be getting back on top.
It may have been his fault but you would think his advisors would be giving input.
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Sweet!! 2 for 1.
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I met a hard core commo many years ago...
The Thai Army boys had caught him the night before during a dust up in the bush after him and his mates had wrecked a rail bridge.
The locals had set up an A frame thingy in a Monsoon drain in the Village and had him climbing up one side, down the other then crawling under the base in the mud, turds and dead critters and would give him a kicking if he went too slow.
He wasn't all that talkative... must have been enjoying the Fitness Class too much to stop and chat.
We were on the train about a week later heading back to Malaysia and it was constantly stopping for Thai Army dudes getting on and off at bridges etc where they had set up outposts.
Bit scary for the wives and kids but the locals weren't worried saying they reckon the Army had brassed up all the CT's involved in it a few days prior.
When he was a naked chef no doubtQuote:
Originally Posted by taslucas
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The right choice was made here
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It caught me
I am in, who wants to join me.
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I hate that I had to read that twice......Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC
I blame excessive alcohol...
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This made my day - a GREAT starter theme! Might bring it up in the pre-start instead of some benign intangible concept like the case of the boiling frog.
@Clunk Similar to the joke when little Johnny`s mum asks him how was his first week of school holidays at grandpas farm went. Johnny says he helped feed the chooks with grandma, helped round up the sheep for the shearers and helped feeding the f^ckers. Mum was shocked and told him not to swear. Little Johnny said well, grandpa calls them eifers, but I knew what he was on about.
What a grouch, the swearing was in the image, not the text so it wouldn't come up in a search. :animierte-smiliQuote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
Does not matter, if adults or children look at that post it is not a good look for our forumQuote:
Originally Posted by TPC
Got a problem with that the speak to AB:harhar:
Well yes, I should know better but some f#*ker needs to keep you in work..... And that would be me elc#*tino f#kstardo wind up DoggioQuote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
You all set for you cuddle overload?
All good mate.........................don't do cuddles, maybe just a quick hug from a distance thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Clunk
You won't have a fekkin choiceQuote:
Originally Posted by Woof
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Not yet [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]Quote:
Originally Posted by GQtdauto
Proud to say I have never had one of those - and never will.Attachment 78027
NASA has invented a new pen.
It writes under water. It can write other words as well.
Easy fella...we do it quiet around hete...no creeks n no squealinQuote:
Originally Posted by GQtdauto
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No offense intended to my Irish friends.
IBM invented the Computer KeyboardQuote:
Originally Posted by Mc4by
It writes any word the user can spell plus heaps of others that the user cannot.
I found my hamster dead in his cage.
Apparently he fell asleep at the wheel.
I had an annoying person bothering me the other day. I took an analgesic, thinking that might help the pita to go away.
This DIY wiring caper is a piece of piss , with the help of you tube and Mr Google .
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Someone must have been in and tidied up under my bonnet
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I wonder if Alvis Parsley works there.Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC
Then you remember it's left hand thread.
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Australia Computer Terminology - Getting ready for NBN Broadband in the bush!!
LOGON:….Adding wood to make the Barbie hotter
LOG OFF:….Not adding any more wood to the Barbie.
MONITOR:….Keeping an eye on the Barbie.
DOWNLOAD:….Getting the firewood off the Ute.
HARD DRIVE:….Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
KEYBOARD:….Where you hang the Ute keys.
WINDOWS:….What you shut when the weather's cold.
SCREEN:….What you shut in the mozzie season..
BYTE:….What mozzies do
MEGABYTE:….What Townsville mozzies do.
CHIP:….A pub snack.
MICROCHIP:….What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
MODEM:….What you did to the lawns.
LAPTOP:….Where the cat sleeps.
SOFTWARE:….Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster.
HARDWARE:….Stainless steel knives and forks - from K-Mart.
MOUSE:….The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
MAINFRAME:….What holds the shed up.
WEB:….What spiders make.
WEBSITE:….Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
SEARCH ENGINE:….What you do when the Ute won't go.
CURSOR:….What you say when the Ute won't go.
YAHOO:….What you say when the Ute does go.
UPGRADE:…. A steep hill.
SERVER:….The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
MAIL SERVER:….The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
USER:….The neighbour who keeps borrowing things.
NETWORK:….What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
INTERNET:….Where you want the fish to go.
NETSCAPE:….What the fish do when they discover a hole in the net.
ONLINE:….Where you hang the washing.
OFFLINE:….Where the washing ends up when the pegs aren't strong enough.
Haha, good. Hmm, Netscape, must be an old jpeg.Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC
Safety first lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Plasnart
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Is that an imprint of a GU bullbar on them, Plassy?