Why are farts funny...

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Originally Posted by Coldcomfort

Two indisputable rules of life.

1. Farts are funny.
2. Men love boobs (knockers, tits, love jugs or whatever you like to call them).

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Absofartnlutely

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Originally Posted by NP99

And if you don't you're a poof.

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Because you don't like farts or boobs ?

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Originally Posted by growler2058

I remember the first time I saw a fart lit hahahahahahahha and there were nylon trackies involved how lucky it went ok hahaha

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First time I saw it, all my mates ass hairs caught fire. Bahaha

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Originally Posted by Winnie

First time I saw it, all my mates ass hairs caught fire. Bahaha

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Sure it wasn't you waking up in random front yards without ya strides on?!

Farts that split you arse are funny,i still remember the face my daughter pulled when I say shit like that or that split my arse,or that just shot out my arse....she just cracks up and cannot help but laugh...little miss is 10 by the way.

Most unnatural fart was one I did in the car with the air con on, cold fart it just wrong, even the misses agreed while laughing or it may have been gagging

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Originally Posted by Drew

Because you don't like farts or boobs ?

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What MAN doesn't like boobs?

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Originally Posted by NP99

What MAN doesn't like boobs?

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And FARTS hahahahahahha my missus hate s my farts I think theyre very very funny

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Originally Posted by growler2058

And FARTS hahahahahahha my missus hate s my farts I think theyre very very funny

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It's a wife thing mate...

....I have real bad farts now!