Crossing is flooded, I am sure my Prius will make it through.
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Crossing is flooded, I am sure my Prius will make it through.
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If he stayed below 50 it wouldn't stuck any water in I guess lol maybe that's what he was thinkingQuote:
Originally Posted by TPC
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Jungle pottery class
>>>tappin from tassie
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>>>tappin from tassie
Too bad it wasn't a Tesla - could have floated all the carp to the top.Quote:
Originally Posted by TPC
Holy moley, I'm guessing he knows to spin those 'pedes so that must either be some seriously sticky sh!t or not much of a rumble in the jungle at that section.Quote:
Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
The bloody Carp would probably survive and it would only kill the native fish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Arfa Brayne
Grown your hair back mate?Quote:
Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...016/09/131.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Touses
You shoulda been in the movies! BahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
I have a zest for buying vehicles that are lemons.
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.
"Mr Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mr Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years
and not have an enemy in the world?"
The old bloke tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply,
"I outlived all the c^%ts" - and he calmly returned to his seat.
HAHHAHahaha GOLD, bit like Chopper Read ayQuote:
Originally Posted by Bush Ranger
Yeah, made me laugh.
THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY WELSH GIRL!!
Three friends married women from different parts of the world..... the first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. ...
The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from WALES. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal........
The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he urinates..
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A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room.
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disneyland !”
Went fishing the other day, using a chop for bait. All I got was a snag.
Cool photo from Russia
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.......
she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
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Thats Brilliant :clapping:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
Balloons
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I want them, would freak people out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
A State Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for speeding. As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a concealed weapon permit.
Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession.
She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a 45 automatic in her glove compartment.
The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons, to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console.
The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse."
Finally the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?" and the little old lady smiled and replied,
"Not a bloody thing"
The Gelen is offroader too
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A farmer drove to a neighbours farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant!!"
The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
Saw this posted on a mates timeline in Faceache, still laughing...
Hya Hooter, sorry I had to post this here but I tried to call you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my text. I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called pruritus anusitis, in other words itching anus - it's quite common and is not dangerous. It can happen if you don't wipe your bum properly. It can also be a sign of haemorrhoids in or near your bum hole, I still recommend you keep that doctor appointment. Wash it and keep it really clean and also wash your hands before you scratch, that way you don't get pink eye like you did last time. If kept clean, the anal odour should be bearable although you may want to keep spray to hand. I hope my answer helped you.
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I'm sure this guy have rd28t and it completely enough for all this stuff
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Mr. who?
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I think I would need the concentrated or extra strength version!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
No doubt it's love
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PS. Have you ever seen hairy Patrol?
I have a new avatar for someone
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No, but I have had my Patrol in some Hairy situations.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker