Even better 'could eat an apple thru a tennis racketQuote:
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Even better 'could eat an apple thru a tennis racketQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
Pre-lockdown shopping choices [emoji848]
#Pay double price for dunny paper [emoji51]
#Pay under half price clearance freeze immediately dodgey midnight snack burgers [emoji488]
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Tastes alright to me half cut, can always wipe my arse with them cheaper buns too I guess, defrosted firstly of course [emoji3063][emoji23]
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An article from the very serious publication The Betoota Advocate
Nation Tunes Into Merlino Press Conference To Learn Which New Way Victoria Has Shit The Bed This Time
When Acting Victorian Premier James Merlino speaks, the nation listens.
As the defacto leader of the city-state of Melbourne, it is his responsibility to inform the rest of the country how and when Victoria has shit the bed.
Recently, it’s been several times a day.
Speaking to the media this morning in Melbourne, Merlino had the grim duty to explain the repeated failings of the Federal and his own state government.
“Well, turns out a few of those spicy coughs we thought we had were just like the run of the mill colds or something,” he said.
“Which is a bedshit and on behalf of Victoria, I’d like to apologise to everyone, especially Queensland, for dropping the ball again. But as the leader of the bedshit capital of Australia, it is my unique responsibility and mine only to take charge of said bedshits and make sure they keep happening without any real explanation,”
“My government will continue to work closely with local health authorities to find new and creative ways to shit the bed. I know the rest of the country is counting on us but as Victorians, we can’t promise anything.”
More to come.
WooHoo! I'm booked in for Pfizer, so even if you snot gargling vics sneeze on me in August, I'll be fine bwahahaha
Im sure you’ll be fine softcockQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
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I get better ones than thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Maxhead
What's better, I'll need to got my doctor up for them, not happy with my current dosinghttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...2021/06/48.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
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Crush em up and line em up on a hookers b#### you'll get hard real quickQuote:
Originally Posted by rusty_nail
Anything hoovered off a hookers back has my attention, anything hoovered off anyone’s back actually , @Rusty nail - we’re overdue for a catch up mate
100% mate!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sprock
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