If you cant cut the mustard,
at least lick the lid !
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If you cant cut the mustard,
at least lick the lid !
As long as it is Hot English, Kat.Quote:
Originally Posted by katwoman
Love Hot English mustard.
Wholegrain mustards not bad too...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by The Dogman
Prefer the australian, myself !
I like my mustard to have some bite, not like those other Barbie ones..lol
i like keens mustard powder mixed in water
Hmm, somehow the 'thought' itself has been lost in translation.
Does every thread go off centre?
Morning Kat.
Ye we do seem to hijack every thread, we're very easily distracted!
I don't even have a thought to put in to get it back on track.
Tony
Yeah I thought for a moment I was reading the General Banter Thread
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. -Dilbert
* If you can start the day without caffeine.
* If you can get going without pep pills.
* If you can always be cheerful ignoring aches and pains.
* If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.
* If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it.
* If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.
* If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when through no fault of yours something goes wrong.
* If you can take criticism and blame without resentment.
* If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him.
* If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend.
* If you can face the world without lies and deceit.
* If you can conquer tension without medical help.
* If you can relax without liquor.
* If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.
* .....Then you are probably the family dog!
ROFLMAO............. And the post of the day go's to Bob........Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
Woof woof!!! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob
Thought for Today
FRIDAY the day to prepare the 4be for Saturday and Sunday
Too Tru madmacca, Too TrueQuote:
Originally Posted by madmacca
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
Norm Papernick
# Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
# It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
# If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?
# Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
# Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
# If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
# If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
“To get the rainbow,
you’ve gotta put up with the rain.”
Our forum is an example of: From little things big things grow.
Don’t worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender. -Homer Simpson
Sometimes, if you try to purify the pond, the lilies die.
I use this saying all the time in place of "if it's not broken, don't fix it" ...
when your not %100 well most of the time,been out and done a bit for the day and say to 18yr old daughter your going to do some more
whoa not good idea went right off
* If the cops arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
* If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
* Hermits have no peer group pressure.
* Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
* Why in a country of free speech, why are there 'phone bills?
* Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, 'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.
The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.
There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.
The holy man said, 'I don't understand.'
'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.'
Why are we encouraged to insure our houses and contents 'new for old replacement' but our cars for less than a quarter of their 'new' price?
Better to fart and stink a little than
bust ur a@@ and be a cripple
* Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
* 'How old are you?' I'm four and a half!' you're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.
* You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
* 'How old are you?' I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ... You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony ... YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
* But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed.
* You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50.
* And your dreams are gone.
* But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would.
* So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
* You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday.
* You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's, you start going backwards; 'I Was JUST 92.'
* Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.' I'm 100 and a half!'
* May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!
* AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
* Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Good one Bob ... and oh how true!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
“Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will take you everywhere.”
Albert Einstein
not dream your life, live your dreams
Very true Damian, very true.Quote:
Originally Posted by damianovdd
work to live, not live to work. Only just getting the hang of this one myself.
How come when you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers?
Why is it everytime your hands become covered with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee?
Why, if you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now?
If you see me smiling it's cos I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's cos I've already done it!!!!!
Not So Deep Thoughts for the Day
* The things that come to those who wait maybe the things left by those who got there first.
* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
* When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
* Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
* It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost, and blamed it on the cost of living.
* It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them.
* Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Oldies but goodies BobQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob
why is that that the last person to empty the ice tray never fills the bloody thing back up?????!!!!!!!
When did Jam become 'fruit spread' ? Read the jar !!