ThE dRuNkIn RaMbLiN tHrEaD - dEdIcAtEd To ScOtTy

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Originally Posted by Bigrig

Top stuff - I just stuck my head in as everyone's pissed off to bed here as well - 4 kids, 1 wife and 3 dogs all out to it .. Me? I'm on the lounge having a beer and watching Stripes!! LOL... Seeya mate.

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I love the egg flip under her buttocks on the stove bit.

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Originally Posted by Finly Owner

I love the egg flip under her buttocks on the stove bit.

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I love the sign on scene:
"are either of you, homosexuals" ...
"no, but we are willing to try"
"yeah, would they send us some place nice?"

LOL ... Not bad for a 30 year old flick!!!

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Originally Posted by MQ MAD

Mate told me he doesnt go to AA any more
They dont supply grog and they know his name
Whats alcoholic and anonymus about that ???

My funny story is,
The neighbours were away and we had to look after their place
So skinned as a lizard i walked (well stumbled )over
Climbed up on his gate,and fell head first on the ground
Worse part the liquid was still other side of gate
So very quickly checked the house , then climbed the gate again
And guess what , fell of it again
Staggered home,got half way up the driveway,and the legs just went and fell down and passed out on a meat ant nest
Missus didnt know where i was,she just kept ring the mobile and found me that way

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At least the meat ants would have helped you loose weight. LOL

A few Christmas's ago, I had lined up on the dining table my bottles of Booze. The line up was in 750ml bottles and I was mixing with soft drinks OK. Jimmy, Jack, Homemade bourbon, and GlenFiddich. Iwould have turn about in my rather large beer handle. Well after hours pass, tell Dia I'm going to bed.

I awoke the next day to find out I had rang bro-in-law and swore abuse @ him for not coming over for drink, I remember calling but not the rest. But, the funniest I went to freezer and found a frozen bourbon & coke in my beer handle. I asked Dia what the? Her reply, " I asked you what you wanted me to do with your drink and you said put it freezer" I said "but what's with the spoon in it?" She answered " you said leave it in it too" No recollection...........

I can't believe how well this post has gone...lol

thats because we're all P**s heads mate hahahah

I think I belong here tonight...lol

Got home about 4 hours ago and just spent the last 3 hours and 59 minutes, drinking and looking at the patrol conjoiring up ideas and mods....

Came up with some rippers...lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time for another blizzardly cold one!!!

Got about a thousand mozzie bites on me though!!!!

damn those bloody mozzies hahahahaha, I've ran out of me drinks now......... contemplating opening up the missus' white wine.............. yes it has got that bad!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by clunk71

damn those bloody mozzies hahahahaha, I've ran out of me drinks now......... contemplating opening up the missus' white wine.............. yes it has got that bad!!!!!!!!

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Nah don't do that mate...lol...Wine gives me the sponge cake headaches the next day...I could drink 20 cans and feel average the next day but have a bottle of red or white and wake up feeling like someone has sucked every cell out of head!!!!

Well maybe just one wouldn't hurt...baw ha ha ha...lol