That looks very much like someone from here :-)......Quote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
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That looks very much like someone from here :-)......Quote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
At a wine merchant, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.
He gave him a glass to drink.
The drunk tried it and said:
"It's a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”
"That's correct", said the boss.
Another glass....
"It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."
"Correct."
A third glass...
''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant - and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father."
The most stupid thing.
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...chmentid=34203
if you have a mate who have a Jeep you know what you should show him lol
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...chmentid=34204
I saw a lot of guy's here who like hot sauces and peppers.
Who wants to taste this?
Euphorbia resinifera
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...2013/09/93.jpg
Trinidad Moruga Scorpion Red - 2 000 000 - 5 300 000 units of Scovills scale
Euphorbia resinifera - 16 000 000 000 units of Scovills scale.
A child asked his father, "How were people born?
" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,
"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said,
"You lied to me!"
His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Holy shite, Growler challenge has been put on the table. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Wine_maker
That's a bloody cactus!! I ain't eating no cactus ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
I wanna see you taste 16 billion farkin hot points.Quote:
Originally Posted by growler2058
:oops: Its not a cactus!
Its - Euphorbia!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphorbia_resinifera
But yes! Its bloody HOT! :furious::furious::furious:
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Originally Posted by MEGOMONSTER
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Originally Posted by Wine_maker
Nope ya can both get STUFFED I aint doing it!