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critto
22nd December 2011, 05:31 PM
i reckon the most affencive sticker that people have on their cars is that f:ck ur family with the stick figures hanging i hate it so much make me wanna smash there window out half my family committed this suicide act and it f'ing sh!ts me people haven that on there car

other annoying stickers

my family ones they suck too i think every1 has them

Jesus is the answer

cops are tops

the list goes on

the evil twin
22nd December 2011, 05:35 PM
"Baby On Board"... especially when they think that gives them priority over everyone else and provides some invisible force field so they can cut you off by centimetres everywhere they go.

I couldn't give a rats if "they" have their contribution to the gene pool on board, if you love your kid then drive appropriately, no-one else cares.

macca
22nd December 2011, 06:33 PM
This one makes me smile,
"Jesus is the answer"
What was the question?

Silver
22nd December 2011, 06:34 PM
yeah, I don't like that sticker either.

Not everyone has your terrible experience to bear critto, and that aspect probably would not occur to them - I guess they just see it as a funny response to those stickers which are every bleeping where. of course there would also be some who could not give a rats'.

Like everthing, a bit of understanding, and a bit of tolerance goes a long way.

As I see it, in the big scheme of things, if that's the worst thing that driver has done, it isn't so bad.

Lewy
22nd December 2011, 06:38 PM
"Toyota recovery vehicle" or "Nissan recovery vehicle" and Piss on Ford/holden Stickers.. Both to me just show immaturity....

macca86
22nd December 2011, 06:41 PM
i have said sticker on my window that you guys hate. I got 't as a response to the my family stickers as i hate them just as i had a frangipani sticker with a cross though it. Once the my family stickers disappear so will mine. Sorry for your families loss. But please don't smash in my window

Silver
22nd December 2011, 07:02 PM
I've been on this forum since Feb. Its been going a bit longer than that. Part of the reason is because it is a friendly and polite place to be.

I think some people that had posted on this thread could lift their game a bit. Or perhaps consider whether they fit better on one of the other patrol forums.

AB
22nd December 2011, 07:54 PM
The old hippies driving around with the rainbow coloured sticker "Magic Happens"...lol

Those ones pee me off...Get a job, contribute to society and Magic might start happening!

patch697
22nd December 2011, 08:01 PM
The old hippies driving around with the rainbow coloured sticker "Magic Happens"...lol

Those ones pee me off...Get a job, contribute to society and Magic might start happening!

hahahaha.. Stupid bloody hippies......... All that rainbow sticker does is tell the cops theres weed on board................ 8 to 10 for trafficking...... Now thats magic..............hahahahahaha

chester
22nd December 2011, 08:24 PM
UNIT stickers,most (not all) people i see with them on their cars are units.

Woof
23rd December 2011, 12:57 AM
The old hippies driving around with the rainbow coloured sticker "Magic Happens"...lol

Those ones pee me off...Get a job, contribute to society and Magic might start happening!

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2011/12/65.jpg HAHAHAHAHAHA

Winnie
23rd December 2011, 06:35 AM
They're not stickers... but the bloody reindeer antlers and nose everybody has on their car this time of year. I hate them!

DX grunt
23rd December 2011, 09:42 AM
The old hippies driving around with the rainbow coloured sticker "Magic Happens"...lol

Those ones pee me off...Get a job, contribute to society and Magic might start happening!

"What you talking about Willis"? Along with a few others on here, I was born in the 50's. lolol

Bigrig
23rd December 2011, 09:50 AM
I don't begrudge anyone for anything they want to stick to their own possession - I do question as to why they'd want to in some situations (as said above, just shows they are either immature or have a chip on their shoulder ... or both), but one I've seen on the back of a ute that I particularly like is:

"Australia: if you don't love it, LEAVE!!"

That one I think should be standard on every new car sale!!!!

growler2058
23rd December 2011, 12:47 PM
By far the worst sticker/badge would have to be the Toyota one ;-)

Tymeup
22nd April 2012, 04:58 PM
I don't begrudge anyone for anything they want to stick to their own possession - I do question as to why they'd want to in some situations (as said above, just shows they are either immature or have a chip on their shoulder ... or both), but one I've seen on the back of a ute that I particularly like is:

"Australia: if you don't love it, LEAVE!!"

That one I think should be standard on every new car sale!!!!

Bigrig,

I am with you 100%, although there is one sticker that I have seen forced me to judge the person driving the car.........and it wasn't in their favour.

It was...."Proudly Sponsored by centerlink"

For some reason I don't see the funny side. Nothin' but a Gronk! To be proud of such a thing.

Really the only sticker I have ever frowned upon. As for the rest, most of the time they make me laugh.

growler2058
22nd April 2012, 05:07 PM
I don't begrudge anyone for anything they want to stick to their own possession - I do question as to why they'd want to in some situations (as said above, just shows they are either immature or have a chip on their shoulder ... or both), but one I've seen on the back of a ute that I particularly like is:

"Australia: if you don't love it, LEAVE!!"

That one I think should be standard on every new car sale!!!!

A mate of mine had this sticker on his ute and also the flag with "These colours dont run" an absolute beauty i rekon. (yeah yeah yeah i still got a bit of a red neck from my hills days ;-)

maxblack
22nd April 2012, 06:05 PM
People that put the stickers of the private school little Johnny or Mary go to on the back of their Porsche Cayenne are pretty annoying.

Jesus saves and the fish symbol stickers rate a close second.

growler2058
22nd April 2012, 06:07 PM
People that put the stickers of the private school that little Johnny or Mary go to on the back of their Porsche Cayenne are pretty annoying.

Jesus saves and the fish symbol stickers rate a close second.

Saw a cool one with a piranah type fish smashing that fish hahahahahhahahaha

maxblack
22nd April 2012, 06:18 PM
Saw a cool one with a piranah type fish smashing that fish hahahahahhahahaha

Now that I would like to see! :)

oncedisturbed
22nd April 2012, 06:40 PM
a good 1 I saw was "AWOL FIFO"

Aussie Way Of Life - Fit In or F#$K Off

97_gq_lwb
22nd April 2012, 08:11 PM
I have a rainbow coloured butterfly sticker on my car .
Was funny i was at a mates and a guy asked what it was for with a straight face i managed to say it was a gay pride sticker and he should watch his ass.
I got some odd looks as they thought i was serious.
Really don't know what it was on the car when i bought it just haven't got around to removing it yet.

45/70
27th April 2012, 03:31 PM
Stickers representing any other AFL team other than the mighty RICHMOND FC.

Malgreen
27th April 2012, 03:54 PM
all i have is just a small southern cross on my back window. the Aussie flag is the next to on, when i find one the right size... Aussie and proud.

seen these "making your family "stickers. i think thats a bit rough....

taslucas
27th April 2012, 03:59 PM
Hahaha I love this thread. I make stickers for people everyday and we see some outthere ones! But I would have to say the most annoying ones for me are when they want a massive 'holden' or 'ford' across the top of the windscreen of a stocko commonwhore or falcoon.
YES that's what it is, I can tell by the factory badges and NO that doesn't mean it's a V8 super car now no matter what colour your supercheap Window wipers are!!!!!


tappin it

Punderhead
27th April 2012, 06:08 PM
HATE the my family stickers!!!

But, SOme of the cool ones Iv'e seen include.

I wish I had a UNIT sticker like all the other poofters

Here Skip on the bullbar, with Too late on the diff

A mate at work has "Snap-Off tools. (In the Snap-on tool style) Touch my tools and I'll snap your head off!" on his toolbox

I get enough exercise just by pushing my Luck

And my personal favourite:

If you can read this, take photo and then get help, upside down on the back window. :) :)
Cheers!

jimbeamteam
30th April 2012, 07:57 PM
good one i seen a couple of weeks ago " My other car is a piece of S&%t too!!

mitchgq
1st May 2012, 11:03 AM
good one i seen a couple of weeks ago " My other car is a piece of S&%t too!!

hahah i might use that one haha... i hate only milk and juice come in 2 liters....i dont own a 2ltr...

taslucas
1st May 2012, 11:58 AM
I just did a sticker for a customer that said: nah-nah-nahnah-nah. 800mm wide on both sides of his Colorado. It's a take-off of the Holden storm ads.




Tap, crackle, pop

White Elephant
1st May 2012, 01:58 PM
I saw a good one on a GQ with a monster lift in it a couple of weeks back that said, " I hate Sportscars...they scratch my diff" Had a bit of chuckle...

Drew
1st May 2012, 05:38 PM
I have the Schidt family sticker... Jack, Loada, Dip, Pisa and Dawg Schidt :)

belzi82
1st May 2012, 07:44 PM
The old hippies driving around with the rainbow coloured sticker "Magic Happens"...lol

Those ones pee me off...Get a job, contribute to society and Magic might start happening!

ummmm the rainbow stickers have a special meaning!!

growler2058
1st May 2012, 07:49 PM
I like the one that looks like
Baby on board but says "Who cares who's on board" gatta get me that one hahahahaha


Tappin N Crappin

Airstrike
1st May 2012, 07:56 PM
I agree magic happens WTF.... and as belz put it the rainbow is for special boys and girls who like the same sex.

taslucas
1st May 2012, 08:05 PM
I agree magic happens WTF.... and as belz put it the rainbow is for special boys and girls who like the same sex.

lol... there was a guy at my bros work that had a rainbow sticker...............he also had one on his toolbox that read: "You're like a spanner to me.......You make my nuts go tight!" !!!!!! thats definately taking the next step!!!!!!!

Biscuits
1st May 2012, 09:06 PM
is for special boys and girls who like the same sex.

you mean married couples? any one who has been married for a while knows that its always the same sex

Sir Roofy
1st May 2012, 09:38 PM
you mean married couples? Any one who has been married for a while knows that its always the same sex

ha ha will pay that one excellent responce

Clunk
1st May 2012, 10:30 PM
you mean married couples? any one who has been married for a while knows that its always the same sex

You better add long term partners to that too!!!!!!!.................. thats if your lucky to get it in the first place, I've onle ever had it three times and look what happens!!!!!!!!!!! Lol

Tap off!!!!!!!

PyroMANIAC
4th May 2012, 02:00 PM
if i am correct rainbow stickers are for homosexuals to recognise each other????!!!

f40
4th May 2012, 02:23 PM
Saw this on the back of a car a few years ago.

You might need to be a Victorian to fully appreciate it.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrewrobinson10/5248333518/

ozzymalone
14th May 2012, 04:31 PM
"Baby On Board"... especially when they think that gives them priority over everyone else and provides some invisible force field so they can cut you off by centimetres everywhere they go.

I couldn't give a rats if "they" have their contribution to the gene pool on board, if you love your kid then drive appropriately, no-one else cares.

The ACTUAL reason "Baby on Board" stickers/placards came out was as a safety issue! Not a force field! It has happened in the past where after a serious accident the rescue team looked around and said they had four fatalities, job done....Unfortunately they did not see a crumpled beyond recognition booster seat in the tin-can and had no idea a small infant/toddler was sent through the windshield and ended up a fair distance away from the vehicle! - As a parent (without that sticker mind you) this is quite a fair and resonable thing to do.....To me its as important as "Towballs used for recoveries can kill"....think about it.

Worse case scenario, would you want your own child to be left for the worse and not be properly identified as a victim? Terrible stuff i know but its serious!

ozzymalone
14th May 2012, 04:42 PM
On a lighter note i quite like

"INSURED BY THE MAFIA, YOU HIT US WE HIT YOU"

Mazodude
14th May 2012, 06:15 PM
One that I have seen:
Real 4wds have glow plugs

MudRunnerTD
14th May 2012, 06:19 PM
One that I have seen:
Real 4wds have glow plugs

And?? True, True, True! :eck05:

macca
14th May 2012, 07:19 PM
Saw this accross the back window of a van today

BIG STICKER

taslucas
14th May 2012, 07:27 PM
Saw this accross the back window of a van today

BIG STICKER

lol thats great. Ive always thought of putting a real big sticker on the rear windscreen saying: I HATE BIG STICKERS ON CARS. lol

macca
14th May 2012, 08:22 PM
Bloke who works with me saw a family one with a red cross through Dad, ooopps

lufkin
14th May 2012, 09:09 PM
Saw one the other day "keep honking. I'm reloading"

DX grunt
14th May 2012, 10:05 PM
Saw one the other day, too.

"Look after your kids coz they'll pic your nursing home."

NissanGQ4.2
14th May 2012, 10:31 PM
nissanpatrol.com.au

*LMAO*

macca
15th May 2012, 04:18 PM
I have a map, a gun and a shovel so keep talking!

Not what I would put on my car, but different strokes for different folks

97_gq_lwb
15th May 2012, 09:13 PM
I seen a red gq tonight with the my family sticker on the back he must be trying to piss someone off lol

Finly Owner
15th May 2012, 10:41 PM
I'm A Possum
I Eat, Roots, Shoots & Leaves!




Tim

Finly Owner
15th May 2012, 10:42 PM
WHALEOILBEEFHOOKED




Tim

oil can harry
17th May 2012, 06:57 AM
Got one on the back of my flatbed that says If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them

macca
17th May 2012, 10:04 AM
Got one on the back of my flatbed that says If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them

Truckies in North Queensland during the winter tourist season would feel like that. Seen the grey nomads with their caravans (trailers?) wobblingalong at 80 k's so they can save fuel, there was one every 200mtrs and road trains stuck in between them.
Where did I put that gun??? :210:

LittleJohn
17th May 2012, 09:46 PM
http://i931.photobucket.com/albums/ad158/fishnchips73/wanker-1.jpg

macca86
17th May 2012, 09:58 PM
I am now starting to think this thread should be changed to best stickers for the patrol to have

97_gq_lwb
5th June 2012, 08:49 AM
If you hate the regular stick family stickers this one should satisfy your hatred for them even more lol

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/ME-AND-YOUR-MUM-Banging-Making-My-Stick-Family-GU-GQ-Nissan-Patrol-Hilux-V8-/170854364780?pt=AU_Car_Parts_Accessories&hash=item27c7b6b66c

Silver
5th June 2012, 11:56 AM
I've seen some my family sticker sets, where Dad has obviously been removed. Another consequence of divorce, I guess. Presumably not accurate in relation to the billy lids.

Bazhemps
5th June 2012, 12:34 PM
Saw a good one " IF YOU CAN READ THIS I HAVE LOST MY CARAVAN"
Baz

Blacklotusdog
5th June 2012, 01:44 PM
Look up "creepy uncle" on google,

By far the best response i have seen to all the my family stickers.

Blacklotusdog
5th June 2012, 01:44 PM
Look up "creepy uncle" on google,

By far the best response i have seen to all the my family stickers.

taslucas
5th June 2012, 08:10 PM
Look up "creepy uncle" on google,

By far the best response i have seen to all the my family stickers.

That is some funny stuff! hahahahahahaha

megatexture
6th June 2012, 12:57 AM
ah yea theres a few there i would use but im sure the wife wouldnt want to be in the car then.

taslucas
6th June 2012, 11:03 AM
ah yea theres a few there i would use but im sure the wife wouldnt want to be in the car then.

What, not even Mr well hung!?

Tap, crackle, pop

Dark 1
6th June 2012, 11:00 PM
I absolutely hate the my fam shit but saw a good response one. Big 4wd chasing stick figures "run you stick bastards" think I'll have to get one of those.

Silver
6th June 2012, 11:17 PM
I absolutely hate the my fam shit but saw a good response one. Big 4wd chasing stick figures "run you stick bastards" think I'll have to get one of those.

I've seen that on a Cruiser near work. Pretty funny :-)

It is surprising what can fire people up, though. You might have to prepare yourself for some 'feedback' from those who have a problem with 4bys in the first place :-)

perni_a
12th June 2012, 09:46 PM
Not a sticker, but hate the chev badges on commodores

megatexture
12th June 2012, 09:47 PM
they dont need a chev badge for me not to like them.

97_gq_lwb
12th June 2012, 11:16 PM
Nothing wrong with holdens they make great speed humps.

oncedisturbed
12th June 2012, 11:22 PM
except they scratch my diffs