Forum christmas present for laughs

[AB]

It's that time of the year again folks so let's have some laughs.

I found a site called "Fiverr". This site has idiots willing to do anything for $5.

Let's get them to do something stupid for the forum. Have a look at some of the things these people will do for $5 and let's vote on the best one to choose for a Christmas present for the forum.

It has to be something they do to promote the forum or the logo, etc...

Example: for $5 someone would create NissanPatrol.com.au logo with food

For $5 someone will run down their street naked screaming "I love NissanPatrol.com.au"

For $5 someone will do the movie guy voice promotion of our forum.

There's some pretty wild people on that site willing to do wild things for $5 so let's pick the most crazy thing someone would be willing to do for the forum...LMAO

The site is http://fiverr.com

We'll leave this thread open for a week or so and see what ideas we get...

[Mazodude]

ok I'll go first :D
tattoo nissanpatrol.com.au on forehead

[wildgu6]

Nice find Andy...LMAO how about getting someone in a NISSANPATROL com advertising board with a mega phone out side the largest Toyota dealer near them or even at a toyota 4x4 club outing...sprouking, and chanting NISSANPATROLcom Nissans rule lmao can't wait to see some of the ideas

[patch697]

Some days you way to much time on your hands old mate...............hahahahahahahahaha

The sh1t ppl will do for $5..............LMFAO

I like the sky diving one though, could be cool

[growler2058]

Hahahahahaha I rekon ...............oops nah no that one hahahahaha but the Walmart lady advert that could be funny!

[wildgu6]

So does it have to be one of their idiosyncrasies that we need to use or can we make one up????

[AB]

So does it have to be one of their idiosyncrasies that we need to use or can we make one up????

If you make it up then you have to do it though thats the catch...LMAO

Nah we have to choose someone on there that is willing to actually go through with it.

[AB]

I just put a "wanting advert" on the site asking for someone to sit out the front of Toyota dealership with a billboard "NissanPatrol.com.au" and yelling things like WIld said above...lol

Not sure if someone will get back to us but if you find anything on the site that would be funny then let us know.

[growler2058]

We need someone to pull a good chaser type stunt hahahahaha

[belzi82]

nissanpatrol.com.au flash mob!!!

[DX grunt]

There's some pretty wild people on that site willing to do wild things for $5 so let's pick the most crazy thing someone would be willing to do for the forum...LMAO



Will I, won't I, will I, won't I. This is sooooooo tempting, but no, sorry - not this year. LMAO

[AB]

Will I, won't I, will I, won't I. This is sooooooo tempting, but no, sorry - not this year. LMAO

You would do it free wouldn't you rossco ya sick puppy...lmao

[Finly Owner]

Bugy jump with the forum banner attached to them!



Tim

[DX grunt]

You would do it free wouldn't you rossco ya sick puppy...lmao

Yep for free - no 'strings' attached.....except the G. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[nowoolies]

Yep for free - no 'strings' attached.....except the G. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

strewth the thought of that sight just curdled the milk in my coffee hahahahaahah

[DX grunt]

How about I do the MAMIL (Middle Aged Man In Lycra) dance in my spray ons??? Hmmmmmmmm. Now that's a sight to make sore eyes. PML

[AB]

How about I do the MAMIL (Middle Aged Man In Lycra) dance in my spray ons??? Hmmmmmmmm. Now that's a sight to make sore eyes. PML

Will you dance around the front of a Toyota dealership screaming Nissan Patrol's are the best chuck out the rest holding poms poms?

Goooooooo Nissan!!!!

Give me an N...Give me an I....LMAO

[Bob]

Will you dance around the front of a Toyota dealership screaming Nissan Patrol's are the best chuck out the rest holding poms poms?

Goooooooo Nissan!!!!

Give me an N...Give me an I....LMAO

I am really showing my Age here as you all have a bloody twisted sense of Humour RAFLMAO

Just as well I am retiring LOL

[Bigrig]

I'd rather they go into the Toyota dealership and act like disgruntled customers and tell potential customers of "all the trouble they had with their Toyota", and how they "should have bought a Patrol" ...

Hell, I'd even go in and video it!!!! lol

[Mazodude]

I'd rather they go into the Toyota dealership and act like disgruntled customers and tell potential customers of "all the trouble they had with their Toyota", and how they "should have bought a Patrol" ...

Hell, I'd even go in and video it!!!! lol

DO IT!! Do it now!!!

[AB]

I'd rather they go into the Toyota dealership and act like disgruntled customers and tell potential customers of "all the trouble they had with their Toyota", and how they "should have bought a Patrol" ...

Hell, I'd even go in and video it!!!! lol

Thanks for putting your hand up Scotty and doing this...lol...The dedication to the forum is just astonishing sometimes!!!!

[Bigrig]

Thanks for putting your hand up Scotty and doing this...lol...The dedication to the forum is just astonishing sometimes!!!!

For a fiver from everyone, I'd do it myself and get someone else to video!!!! lmao

[AB]

5768 members X $5...Heck, I'll drive my GQ straight through the glass windows...LMAO

[wildgu6]

5768 members X $5...Heck, I'll drive my GQ straight through the glass windows...LMAO

DARE ya....Love to see that one Andy, think most members would give ya a bit more than $5 for that one. And I bet you even make the news...Lmao But you have to wear your NISSANPATROL shirt for it to work.

[growler2058]

DARE ya....Love to see that one Andy, think most members would give ya a bit more than $5 for that one. And I bet you even make the news...Lmao But you have to wear your NISSANPATROL shirt for it to work.

And with the forum banner flying high from a 10ft sand flag pole hahahahahahahahaha

[patch697]

Thanks for putting your hand up Scotty and doing this...lol...The dedication to the forum is just astonishing sometimes!!!!

If that not a Youtube moment waiting to happen I don't know what is....................hahahahahahahaha

[patch697]

For a fiver from everyone, I'd do it myself and get someone else to video!!!! lmao


5768 members X $5...Heck, I'll drive my GQ straight through the glass windows...LMAO

We have 2 contenders right here.......

Opening bids anyone.............hahahahahahah

[AB]

Ok it seems like no one on that site is willing to take on our challenge but...

A courageous member of our forum has kindly put up their hand to take on this challenge. He or she will not be able to do this until the new year but stay tuned for some side splitting entertainment in 2012...lol

[Airstrike]

For a fiver from everyone, I'd do it myself and get someone else to video!!!! lmao

I will throw $50 in to see him in action.

[nowoolies]

I will throw $50 in to see him in action.

make that x 2
come on lad get this moving
and in yer gladiator suit hahahahahahahah

[2TROLLFAM]

DO IT!! Do it now!!!

I'd pay to see that!!

[DX grunt]

5768 members X $5...Heck, I'll drive my GQ straight through the glass windows...LMAO

My bet is that you'll make the 6 o'clock news. lol :clapping:

[DX grunt]

Sounds like this thread is a forum or Canteen or shared fundraiser in it's infancy ???? It's starting to hot up. lol

[AB]

I will throw $50 in to see him in action.

Very kind of you mate...Hmmm...$50 x 5000 members...

You don't want to know what some of the members would do for that kind of coin....LMAO

[Bigrig]

Ok it seems like no one on that site is willing to take on our challenge but...

A courageous member of our forum has kindly put up their hand to take on this challenge. He or she will not be able to do this until the new year but stay tuned for some side splitting entertainment in 2012...lol

Hmmm ... I'm still a candidate for giggles also ... why not I says!!!

[Airstrike]

Hmmm ... I'm still a candidate for giggles also ... why not I says!!!

My offer stands. Sh#t I will actually put a good deal together for something really talented at a Toy Yoda Dealership if on camera...... Let me think (I cant provide assistance is things get heated LMAO)

[Bigrig]

My offer stands. Sh#t I will actually put a good deal together for something really talented at a Toy Yoda Dealership if on camera...... Let me think (I cant provide assistance is things get heated LMAO)

Haha... tell me the plan!!!

[Airstrike]

I have some ideas will have to really work it out and location then I will text it to you first.

[Bigrig]

I have some ideas will have to really work it out and location then I will text it to you first.

Too easy boss!!

[AB]

This will be interesting...lol

[Punderhead]

Hmmm, we could also bring a bunch of patrols, and hook em up with snatch -um -straps to the rubbish yotas, and take a bunch of pics, post em up on the cruiser sites!
(With a challenge to do their worst of course!)

Cheers!

[Bigrig]

Hmmm, we could also bring a bunch of patrols, and hook em up with snatch -um -straps to the rubbish yotas, and take a bunch of pics, post em up on the cruiser sites!
(With a challenge to do their worst of course!)

Cheers!

That'd actually be a classic photo!!! lmao

Imagine, a bunch of shiny new toy mota's on a yard with a heap of patrols covered in mud hooked up to them, with a caption like ...

"Just preparing them for their future"

Or

"It's the only way to get them off the yard"

Or

"Don't be scared, come and see some of the places we go"

... any more captions people can think of?? Would be a classic!!!

[Silver]

'Wanna Drag?'
'A Dragster, not a Cruiser'

[DX grunt]

Ok it seems like no one on that site is willing to take on our challenge but...

A courageous member of our forum has kindly put up their hand to take on this challenge. He or she will not be able to do this until the new year but stay tuned for some side splitting entertainment in 2012...lol

OK you lot - fess up - it's now 2012. Who's gunna start this year's entertainment. lol

[taslucas]

ok I'll go first :D
tattoo nissanpatrol.com.au on forehead

is that for $5 or $5000000? lol

[taslucas]

Anyone give me $5 for NOT putting a toyo sticker on the GQ?? ...............Or just snob me if i do!? lol

[DX grunt]

Anyone give me $5 for NOT putting a toyo sticker on the GQ?? ...............Or just snob me if i do!? lol

That's a bit of a loaded question. lol

Save the $5 and put it towards your next mod. lol

[AB]

Ok folks, the mystery dare person has been in contact me and will only be able to provide some 'still' piccies, but they'll be well worth it!!!

Side splitting entertainment coming to a forum near you very soon!!!!!!!!!!