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Winnie
10th September 2013, 09:26 PM
No I don't want you to vote for me on facebook.... the company I work for sent out an email today, I will just paste it here.


As you are aware we are making strategic changes to the business with the plans on track. As a reminder the reason for these changes is to give us a competitive advantage by increasing service in the 3 key customer segments being industrial, domestic and commercial. Underpinning these strategies will be far greater stock availability and branches set up to help contractors to create sales/upsell opportunities for their customers.
The initiatives already achieved are:
1. The correct structure to ensure we work as a team including a new Chief Operating Officer, a Strategic Project Manager, a Merchandising Manager to oversee the roll out of our new look branches, dedicated Management for Mining & Industrial Branches and a State based Management Team saving money by avoiding duplication and increasing teamwork between brands.
2. Dedicated sales teams in 1) Mining & Industrial 2) Major Contractors 3) EPC’s
4) Energy Efficiency and 5) Government. So far we have won Yancoal and Xstrata Contracts worth $20 million plus we have several other large prospects where we are down to the wire.
3. Our new CRM system is operational
4. Pronto is rolled out to Rexel, Inaco and Malaga in WA
5. I-Phone and I-Pad Apps are operational
The next things you will see are:
1. Examples of our new look branches Kewdale WA in November Parramatta NSW in December Mitcham VIC in December
2. Smartphones for all Managers
3. Our NSW DC will be fully operational for 15,000 products by the end of the year.
Lastly the term ‘Strategic Change’ or ‘Transformational Change’ while arguably accurate descriptions are not particularly catchy. We will be running a competition to come up with a name for our change project. I invite you to submit your idea remembering the changes are all about customer service/ customer focus. The winner will get a home entertainment system worth $3,500.

So I'm asking for your help to come up with a catchy and relevant name for this "transformational change"
A winning suggestion will result in a slab of your favourite thirst quencher.

trekster
10th September 2013, 09:29 PM
it could be like transformers but

Transforming, More then meets the eye!!!!!


hahaha

Bloodyaussie
10th September 2013, 09:31 PM
A positive metamorphoses !!!

Clunk
10th September 2013, 09:53 PM
From an ugly duckling to an elegant Swan

AB
10th September 2013, 09:55 PM
Are we now doing your homework for you?

Winnie
10th September 2013, 09:56 PM
I love the message but it's not catchy! lmao

Winnie
10th September 2013, 09:57 PM
Are we now doing your homework for you?

Dunno about you but the other guys are helping out!

BigRAWesty
10th September 2013, 09:59 PM
What's in it for us? $500 worth of gear??
And how do know you not a spammer???
Lmao..

Winnie
10th September 2013, 10:00 PM
Less talking, more brain storming! lol

Clunk
10th September 2013, 10:02 PM
Rexel.... How to pee off their customers and lose there staff in on foul swoop

Winnie
10th September 2013, 10:06 PM
Rexel.... How to pee off their customers and lose there staff in on foul swoop

no comment...... bahaha

trekster
10th September 2013, 10:07 PM
What do Rexel do? I'm sure my company has made stuff for them in the past.....

Clunk
10th September 2013, 10:07 PM
no comment...... bahaha

Coz you know it's true Hahahaha

AB
10th September 2013, 10:08 PM
Evolutional services!

Bring that slab with you in October Winnie!!!

Winnie
10th September 2013, 10:09 PM
What do Rexel do? I'm sure my company has made stuff for them in the past.....

Electrical wholesalers mate, I work for a division of them.

Winnie
10th September 2013, 10:10 PM
Evolutional services!

Bring that slab with you in October Winnie!!!

You are a good boy Andy.... entries close 15th of October but you can have one beer.

trekster
10th September 2013, 10:14 PM
Pretty sure we've made heating elements for them in the past....

Winnie
10th September 2013, 10:16 PM
Yep that would not surprise me.

Cuppa
10th September 2013, 10:16 PM
Customer Focussed Modernisation

Clunk
10th September 2013, 10:20 PM
This reminds of that film Crazy People, with Dudley Moore and Daryl Hannah.......... He's an advertising agent who has a break down and gets sent to a (here's my pc moment coming up) home for the mentally challenged. Ends up setting up an agency using the patients......... Funny film :D

Clunk
10th September 2013, 10:20 PM
Customer Focussed Modernisation

Hahahaha yeah righteo!!!!!! Lol

Winnie
10th September 2013, 10:21 PM
Are you calling me mentally challenged? We prefer to be called intellectually impaired.

Clunk
10th September 2013, 10:23 PM
Evolution not Revolution

Clunk
10th September 2013, 10:24 PM
Are you calling me mentally challenged? We prefer to be called intellectually impaired.

Ooooh nice Pooh, I'll change my post now ;)

SonOf
10th September 2013, 10:34 PM
Dynamic Intergration - it's watt we need to succeed.

Punderhead
10th September 2013, 10:48 PM
C.H.I.E.F - Change, Help, Improve, Evolve, Future

Cheers

Sir Roofy
11th September 2013, 08:13 AM
winnies honey pot full of surprizes

mudnut
11th September 2013, 02:20 PM
E.S.S. (Excellence in Streamlined Service). Or T.W.A.T. (today we are toe-cutting)

rusty_nail
11th September 2013, 02:24 PM
Are you calling me mentally challenged? We prefer to be called intellectually impaired.

you meant like this didnt you clunk??

Drewboyaus
11th September 2013, 07:45 PM
Navel Gazing......


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