The 3 word game!

[Punderhead]

Ugly morons dancing

[mudnut]

with pink frilly

[93patrol]

Tutus'n crop tops

[Punderhead]

Laced with poison

[Clunk]

for luring unsuspecting

[mudnut]

Paj drivers in

[93patrol]

I'm there guys

[growler2058]

and you're welcome

[93patrol]

And rock on

[Danjo]

all night long,

[Punderhead]

Till the cows

[BigRAWesty]

Come walking in

[Bush Ranger]

bellowing a tune

[Punderhead]

Worse than Miley's

[93patrol]

Wrecking ball song

[Clunk]

in the nude

[93patrol]

With jubblys jiggling

[growler2058]

left agate out

[threedogs]

Right one dragging

[BigRAWesty]

Along the ground

[93patrol]

Left one pierced

[BigRAWesty]

With a gold

[mudnut]

fishing hook and

[93patrol]

Attached to massive

[BigRAWesty]

Cow bell end

[growler2058]

hoping to catch

[Chubba]

the eye of

[Punderhead]

The tiger it's

[Punderhead]

The thrill ofthefight

[93patrol]

Rising up tothechallageofourrivals

[BigRAWesty]

To show off

[93patrol]

My mad skillz

[Punderhead]

Limited only to

[93patrol]

Passion and experience

[mudnut]

Because a Patrol

[Clunk]

jizzes all over

[Chubba]

the front end

[Punderhead]

Of any inferior

[growler2058]

Pajero snot box

[93patrol]

Living the dream

[Punderhead]

Dreams codefor bogged

[93patrol]

Up to sills

[Punderhead]

On the bitumen

[coop]

Come on retirement

[mudnut]

on speed humps

[Punderhead]

With goose bumps

[93patrol]

And still wondering

[Punderhead]

Was it worthwhile?

[93patrol]

Is it me........

[Punderhead]

Quite possibly. Sorry.

[Clunk]

You're looking for

[93patrol]

I can seeit

[Punderhead]

Don't feel bad

[growler2058]

blame the wife

[AB]

For that rash

[Winnie]

in your crack

[growler2058]

But AB youre

[growler2058]

the one who

[growler2058]

went OS unattended

[Punderhead]

What happened overseas

[93patrol]

Gets told 2everyone

[Punderhead]

Sad but true

[mudnut]

so now AB's

[Punderhead]

Secrets are out

[Bob]

He loves toyotas

[93patrol]

And prados are

[Punderhead]

Not that great

[mudnut]

but are his

[Punderhead]

Motives pure or

[93patrol]

Grossly over rated

[Punderhead]

Probably the latter

[93patrol]

But it gets

[Punderhead]

Better because of

[jay see]

This patrol forum

[growler2058]

its the bestest

[93patrol]

Most dribbling place

[Bush Ranger]

second to none

[93patrol]

Biggest and besterest

[MEGOMONSTER]

Almost like how

[mudnut]

going to the

[Cuppa]

uncleaned dunny at

[Bob]

Keep it Clean (LOL)

[Clunk]

up your bum

[paulyg]

out your nose

[93patrol]

Witha rubber hose

[MEGOMONSTER]

and inter connecting

[jay see]

Big f@#$ing power

[MEGOMONSTER]

Surge through a

[93patrol]

30ft barrelling wave

[MEGOMONSTER]

Ona esky lid

[93patrol]

Drinking vb stubbies

[MEGOMONSTER]

Wearing blue singlets

[growler2058]

VB is sh1t

[MEGOMONSTER]

XXXX is worse

[growler2058]

Coopers is bestest

[MEGOMONSTER]

Beer is bongwater

[jay see]

When your stoned

[MEGOMONSTER]

Kinda like Tooheys

[coop]

No more work

[93patrol]

Todo but drink

[MEGOMONSTER]

In retirement piss

[93patrol]

Up the wall

[coop]

Shit im bored

[mudnut]

well go 4bying.

[Punderhead]

I'd love to

[MEGOMONSTER]

But the pension

[coop]

The wife says

[coop]

Mow the lawn

[growler2058]

pickup dog eggs

[Punderhead]

Don't spend money

[Chubba]

then I said

[mjr350]

Eat some honey

[growler2058]

with brussel sprouts

[mjr350]

Soaked in butter

[coop]

Love more money

[coop]

Wife stops nagging

[mudnut]

when she's asleep

[Clunk]

tired from sucking

[mjr350]

My overly massive

[Clunk]

bank balance dry

[MEGOMONSTER]

With useless possessions

[93patrol]

And kids clothes

[MEGOMONSTER]

For the grandchildren

[mudnut]

of anyone who

[MEGOMONSTER]

She feels deserves

[mjr350]

A taste of

[mudnut]

blood and guts

[93patrol]

And cuddles for

[coop]

In my dreams

[coop]

Im going 4bying

[coop]

Play in mud

[coop]

Wife got laryngitis

[coop]

Not that lucky

[MEGOMONSTER]

Not tragic either

[coop]

No longer bored

[93patrol]

Doing the freaky

[Clunk]

funky chicken thing

[MEGOMONSTER]

Then meeting Lonicus

[DX grunt]

in the mud

[MEGOMONSTER]

And the rain

[Clunk]

in Spain fell

[growler2058]

from the sky

[coop]

Just my luck

[coop]

I got stuck

[coop]

What a schmuck

[mudnut]

Recovery bya Discovery

[mudnut]

Oh the shame

[MEGOMONSTER]

Even if all

[Punderhead]

Of your plans

[fracster]

go to shit

[MEGOMONSTER]

Like at home

[Punderhead]

Or at work

[MEGOMONSTER]

Where the boss

[93patrol]

Rules tha roost

[GUtsy ute]

and the money

[MEGOMONSTER]

And doesn't allow

[93patrol]

For mods on

[growler2058]

sh1tty land crappers

[mudnut]

that rust out

[coop]

Shit it's hot

[coop]

Bloody Queensland weather

[coop]

Need a pool

[coop]

Love air conditioning

[MEGOMONSTER]

Humidity's a killer

[coop]

To much sweating

[MEGOMONSTER]

Between the ball

[Punderhead]

And Ifeel crap

[CPOCSM]

When the sweat

[growler2058]

hits my crack

[growler2058]

then the sack

[Bush Ranger]

gets saturated aswell

[growler2058]

As everyone nearby

[MEGOMONSTER]

Smells the oozy

[93patrol]

Skidmark stained underpants

[Onkey]

From the back

[GUtsy ute]

of plumber's crack

[93patrol]

Light it up

[Punderhead]

With a lot

[Bush Ranger]

of methylated spirits

[growler2058]

then drink it

[Bob]

with Boot Polish

[mjr350]

On his testicles

[93patrol]

Give em ashine

[mudnut]

with steel wool

[mjr350]

I'va large penis

[growler2058]

no you dont

[growler2058]

Nisshead said small

[mjr350]

But he lies

[MEGOMONSTER]

It's his house

[coop]

Hate moving house

[coop]

Pisses me off

[coop]

Blame the missus

[coop]

All her fault

[Bush Ranger]

that I farted

[paulyg]

And blew bubbles

[MEGOMONSTER]

Chocolate flavoured bubbles

[Punderhead]

I like chocolate

[93patrol]

Starfish with crabs

[Clunk]

from the local

[SonOf]

Blue oyster bar

[Punderhead]

That also serves

[Bush Ranger]

squid rings and

[coop]

Big shark nuts

[93patrol]

Sea cucumbers mmmmm

[Clunk]

bitch bitch bitch

[Punderhead]

All she does

[MEGOMONSTER]

Is complain about

[coop]

Me spending money

[coop]

On my trol

[Bob]

dont have any

[Bush Ranger]

money for fuel

[Punderhead]

Money for anything!

[Bob]

apply for Dole

[Punderhead]

Ok I will.

[Bob]

Will Join You

[Bush Ranger]

in the que

[Bob]

for bloody hours

[Punderhead]

Or you could

[Punderhead]

Phone main roads

[Punderhead]

And wait an

[Punderhead]

Hour to be

[Punderhead]

Answered. Hourand counting

[Bush Ranger]

you have progressed

[Punderhead]

Above all expectations

[Punderhead]

Though we had

[Punderhead]

None at all

[MEGOMONSTER]

But hadder ball

[Punderhead]

Till the dog

[Punderhead]

Jumped the fence

[MEGOMONSTER]

And attacked the

[Punderhead]

Mailman to steal

[BigRAWesty]

Mjr350's nuts which

[Punderhead]

Contrary to popular

[MEGOMONSTER]

Justin Beiber fans

[Punderhead]

Who all suck

[MEGOMONSTER]

On cola lollipops

[Punderhead]

Raspberry tastes better

[Bush Ranger]

when blind drunk

[MEGOMONSTER]

On pomegranate Cosmopolitans

[Punderhead]

I prefer rum!

[BigRAWesty]

In the................ Nose

[Punderhead]

Like my piercing

[MEGOMONSTER]

In the neck

[BigRAWesty]

Frankenstein head bolt

[Bush Ranger]

wasn`t tensioned properly

[Punderhead]

Due to pink

[growler2058]

eye from Clunk

[Punderhead]

In a dress

[MEGOMONSTER]

With high heels

[93patrol]

No undies though