View Full Version : The 3 word game!
Timbo
28th October 2010, 09:30 AM
Ok, everyone needs to get in on this. This has been on every good forum I've been on. It's the game of GODS!
Rules are simple:
1. Post 3 words to carry the story along from what was written by the member above you.
2. Keep it reasonably clean. It's a family site, be sensible. I'm sure we can get away with a few of the lesser profanities.
3. If you finish a sentence off in your post, put a full stop and start a new sentence with a Capital. Basic English here. ;)
4. If someone beats you to a reply and the story doesn't make sense, try and edit your post to continue on the story from the member above.
5. Cannot post twice!
Example -
Timbo says: One day I
AB says: was walking through
Patch says: a Toyota dealership
Dogman says: when a Nissan
Plasnart says: drove through the
Timbo says: dealership window. It
AB says: was heavenly karma.
Timbo
28th October 2010, 09:31 AM
I'll start..
Once upon a
Bigrig
28th October 2010, 09:36 AM
time, I saw
AB
28th October 2010, 09:37 AM
Timbo driving through
Timbo
28th October 2010, 09:38 AM
a massive mud
AB
28th October 2010, 09:57 AM
pit, then suddenly
Timbo
28th October 2010, 10:09 AM
, out of nowhere
AB
28th October 2010, 10:13 AM
aliens came down
Timbo
28th October 2010, 10:17 AM
with photon rays
Bloggsy
28th October 2010, 10:20 AM
and blasted the
AB
28th October 2010, 10:24 AM
rear of Timbo's
locks
28th October 2010, 11:00 AM
engine, which gave
RustyNails
28th October 2010, 11:52 AM
everyone a big ..
AB
28th October 2010, 12:12 PM
shock because the
Timbo
28th October 2010, 12:12 PM
oil spurted everywhere.
AB
28th October 2010, 12:17 PM
The 4wd suddenly
locks
28th October 2010, 12:30 PM
had superpowers and
gec
28th October 2010, 02:14 PM
flew off to
AB
28th October 2010, 02:34 PM
Bert Newtons house
the ferret
28th October 2010, 02:50 PM
in the hills,
locks
28th October 2010, 02:58 PM
where the aliens
AB
28th October 2010, 03:34 PM
headquaters are. Bert's
Timbo
28th October 2010, 03:35 PM
toupe was the
AB
28th October 2010, 03:38 PM
leader of the
Timbo
28th October 2010, 03:39 PM
extraterristial Toyota club
gec
28th October 2010, 03:41 PM
for intergalactical losers
Timbo
28th October 2010, 03:43 PM
. When Bert gave
AB
28th October 2010, 03:46 PM
his toupe to
Timbo
28th October 2010, 03:49 PM
his son Mathew
AB
28th October 2010, 03:51 PM
he became violent
Timbo
28th October 2010, 03:51 PM
and started beating
gec
28th October 2010, 04:00 PM
his bratwurst with
AB
28th October 2010, 04:01 PM
hot chilli mustard
Timbo
28th October 2010, 04:04 PM
which burnt like
AB
28th October 2010, 04:09 PM
a flamming hot
Timbo
28th October 2010, 04:10 PM
galah. When the
AB
28th October 2010, 04:12 PM
aliens saw Paul
Timbo
28th October 2010, 04:12 PM
, they were horrified
AB
28th October 2010, 04:13 PM
because he was
Timbo
28th October 2010, 04:13 PM
wearing a dress
AB
28th October 2010, 04:13 PM
with a shotgun
Timbo
28th October 2010, 04:14 PM
loaded with salt.
Bigrig
28th October 2010, 04:20 PM
Why didn't he
Timbo
28th October 2010, 04:20 PM
wear mens clothing
AB
28th October 2010, 04:22 PM
said Bert, but
Timbo
28th October 2010, 04:23 PM
little did he
AB
28th October 2010, 04:26 PM
know that Timbo
RustyNails
28th October 2010, 04:44 PM
had a cunning
AB
28th October 2010, 06:02 PM
sense about dressing
gec
28th October 2010, 06:42 PM
with effete style
AB
28th October 2010, 07:04 PM
and femanon looks
Timbo
28th October 2010, 07:13 PM
(lol ab.. femanon? haha I'm at Tafe doing a sneaky)
. Luckily for Timbo
the ferret
28th October 2010, 07:51 PM
being gay, he
AB
28th October 2010, 07:54 PM
shot gay vibes
Timbo
28th October 2010, 07:55 PM
and was happy.
AB
28th October 2010, 07:56 PM
Suddenly Bert Newton
the ferret
28th October 2010, 07:57 PM
and Dame Edna
AB
28th October 2010, 08:03 PM
grabbed the toupe
Timbo
28th October 2010, 08:04 PM
and alerted Andy
AB
28th October 2010, 08:06 PM
how big his
Timbo
28th October 2010, 08:07 PM
man boobs are.
Timbo
28th October 2010, 08:08 PM
ignored the fact
AB
28th October 2010, 08:08 PM
that he had
Timbo
28th October 2010, 08:09 PM
massive man boobs
AB
28th October 2010, 08:09 PM
.The aliens saw
Timbo
28th October 2010, 08:10 PM
and forced the
AB
28th October 2010, 08:13 PM
huge set away
the ferret
28th October 2010, 08:13 PM
his ego was
the ferret
28th October 2010, 08:17 PM
about to be
AB
28th October 2010, 08:18 PM
crushed when ferret
the ferret
28th October 2010, 08:19 PM
undid his belt
AB
28th October 2010, 08:19 PM
and gave him
the ferret
28th October 2010, 08:21 PM
four of the
AB
28th October 2010, 08:26 PM
finest swiss chocolates
the ferret
28th October 2010, 08:29 PM
that were covered
Maxhead
28th October 2010, 08:47 PM
in nobbys nuts
the ferret
28th October 2010, 08:53 PM
so, poor Nobby
AB
28th October 2010, 09:06 PM
was in a...
the ferret
28th October 2010, 09:08 PM
shall we say...
AB
28th October 2010, 09:13 PM
nutless predicament! After
Maxhead
28th October 2010, 09:31 PM
this the police
the ferret
28th October 2010, 09:39 PM
took a bribe
Maxhead
28th October 2010, 09:46 PM
but shot the
Maxhead
28th October 2010, 10:00 PM
a tazer gun
RustyNails
28th October 2010, 10:27 PM
nineteen times before
the ferret
28th October 2010, 10:29 PM
Bert could rescue
Woof
28th October 2010, 10:40 PM
Ernie, who had
DX grunt
28th October 2010, 10:42 PM
a medical condition
the ferret
28th October 2010, 10:50 PM
that no one
Finly Owner
28th October 2010, 11:01 PM
could be seen
the ferret
28th October 2010, 11:04 PM
sneaking into the
Finly Owner
28th October 2010, 11:21 PM
wrotten human flesh
the ferret
28th October 2010, 11:24 PM
being eaten by
Finly Owner
28th October 2010, 11:48 PM
Tick infested rodents
the ferret
28th October 2010, 11:53 PM
from Berts cellar.
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 07:42 AM
No quitter, Bert
AB
29th October 2010, 07:52 AM
got up and
DX grunt
29th October 2010, 08:20 AM
shook off dust
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 08:34 AM
only to find
Timbo
29th October 2010, 08:44 AM
a whopping great
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 08:47 AM
wart on his
Timbo
29th October 2010, 08:48 AM
massive length of
the ferret
29th October 2010, 09:01 AM
his extended and
AB
29th October 2010, 09:12 AM
grotesque fore.......arm. Timbo
Timbo
29th October 2010, 09:13 AM
hates AB with
AB
29th October 2010, 09:15 AM
a passion because
Timbo
29th October 2010, 09:18 AM
his man boobs
AB
29th October 2010, 09:20 AM
were suffocating Timbo's
Timbo
29th October 2010, 09:30 AM
personal space. The
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 09:32 AM
stench was also
Timbo
29th October 2010, 09:33 AM
quite foul and
the ferret
29th October 2010, 09:34 AM
altho he tried,
AB
29th October 2010, 09:34 AM
he could not
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 09:40 AM
muster the strength
AB
29th October 2010, 09:49 AM
to lick them
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 09:54 AM
again. But he
Timbo
29th October 2010, 10:00 AM
did put them
AB
29th October 2010, 10:04 AM
in his face
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 10:09 AM
, only to be
Timbo
29th October 2010, 10:10 AM
caught by his
AB
29th October 2010, 10:13 AM
mum. She said
Timbo
29th October 2010, 10:17 AM
Andy, I told
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 10:18 AM
you to clean
the ferret
29th October 2010, 10:29 AM
your teeth first!!
gec
29th October 2010, 10:41 AM
so she handed
the ferret
29th October 2010, 10:49 AM
him a brand
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 10:55 AM
new angle grinder
AB
29th October 2010, 10:56 AM
and Andy started
Timbo
29th October 2010, 10:58 AM
grinding away at
the ferret
29th October 2010, 10:59 AM
Berts lipstick,only
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 11:00 AM
when suddenly the
AB
29th October 2010, 11:08 AM
toupe caught fire
Timbo
29th October 2010, 11:12 AM
, freaked out and
the ferret
29th October 2010, 11:20 AM
quickly opened another
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 11:35 AM
can of lube
AB
29th October 2010, 11:39 AM
and then rubbed
Timbo
29th October 2010, 11:42 AM
it all over
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 11:49 AM
a length of
AB
29th October 2010, 11:50 AM
barbed wire and
Timbo
29th October 2010, 11:54 AM
inserted it into
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 11:55 AM
a small space
AB
29th October 2010, 12:01 PM
between the crack
the ferret
29th October 2010, 12:20 PM
in his hairy
AB
29th October 2010, 12:40 PM
and pimple infested
Timbo
29th October 2010, 12:42 PM
gluteus maximus! When
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 12:44 PM
a happy thought
Timbo
29th October 2010, 12:47 PM
popped into BigRig's
bsax
29th October 2010, 12:57 PM
mind that braught
AB
29th October 2010, 01:03 PM
a sense of
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 01:07 PM
tingling to his
AB
29th October 2010, 01:08 PM
toes, he realised
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 01:16 PM
I need new
Timbo
29th October 2010, 01:32 PM
socks because I
the ferret
29th October 2010, 01:42 PM
stained mine after
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 01:46 PM
that really dirty
the ferret
29th October 2010, 02:02 PM
night out with
AB
29th October 2010, 02:08 PM
that blow up
Timbo
29th October 2010, 02:13 PM
llama and sheep
AB
29th October 2010, 02:19 PM
skin seat from
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 02:25 PM
AB's cupboard, so
Timbo
29th October 2010, 02:37 PM
in other words
AB
29th October 2010, 02:43 PM
change your socks!
Timbo
29th October 2010, 02:44 PM
Blow up animals
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 02:47 PM
are only good
Timbo
29th October 2010, 02:58 PM
if AB uses
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 03:07 PM
the forum to
AB
29th October 2010, 03:08 PM
sell them to
Timbo
29th October 2010, 03:10 PM
children which he
AB
29th October 2010, 03:12 PM
then grabs Timbo
Timbo
29th October 2010, 03:13 PM
as an alibi
AB
29th October 2010, 03:21 PM
to arrest Bigrig
Timbo
29th October 2010, 03:33 PM
because he dropped
AB
29th October 2010, 03:35 PM
a pile of...
Timbo
29th October 2010, 03:47 PM
steaming hot dog
AB
29th October 2010, 03:50 PM
recipe books which
Timbo
29th October 2010, 04:10 PM
the asian's loved.
AB
29th October 2010, 04:16 PM
The police arrived
Timbo
29th October 2010, 04:21 PM
with Bert following
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 04:32 PM
on a tricycle
the ferret
29th October 2010, 05:02 PM
,His huge fat
NissanGQ4.2
29th October 2010, 05:14 PM
ugly mother in-law
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 05:30 PM
was hanging her
the ferret
29th October 2010, 05:33 PM
rather ample and
NissanGQ4.2
29th October 2010, 05:51 PM
fully ripe melons
NissanGQ4.2
29th October 2010, 05:52 PM
over the fence.
the ferret
29th October 2010, 05:53 PM
So, much to
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 06:09 PM
the ferret's delight
gec
29th October 2010, 06:23 PM
he started swinging
the ferret
29th October 2010, 07:01 PM
on the melons
NissanGQ4.2
29th October 2010, 07:05 PM
until he blew
the ferret
29th October 2010, 07:07 PM
and while he
NissanGQ4.2
29th October 2010, 07:24 PM
the police officer
the ferret
29th October 2010, 07:25 PM
senior officer and
RustyNails
29th October 2010, 07:28 PM
blew a kiss..
the ferret
29th October 2010, 07:31 PM
rustynails got a
the ferret
29th October 2010, 07:35 PM
and grabbed the
the ferret
29th October 2010, 07:44 PM
, then plasnart cried
the ferret
29th October 2010, 07:52 PM
Bert had kissed
the ferret
29th October 2010, 08:01 PM
Suddenly a huge
the ferret
29th October 2010, 08:11 PM
and licked Andy's
the ferret
29th October 2010, 08:14 PM
chased the cat
AB
29th October 2010, 08:34 PM
then Andy frisked
the ferret
29th October 2010, 08:36 PM
Bert and took
AB
29th October 2010, 08:37 PM
off his undies
AB
29th October 2010, 08:43 PM
wrap them around
the ferret
29th October 2010, 08:45 PM
his freckled swollen
Bigrig
29th October 2010, 08:49 PM
bullfrog, which was
AB
29th October 2010, 08:54 PM
strangging the aliens
the ferret
29th October 2010, 09:00 PM
for Andy's lipgloss,
Woof
29th October 2010, 09:03 PM
but look out
the ferret
29th October 2010, 09:06 PM
todrhind comes quickly
NissanGQ4.2
29th October 2010, 09:07 PM
to the rescue
NissanGQ4.2
29th October 2010, 09:08 PM
with a bourbon
NissanGQ4.2
29th October 2010, 09:09 PM
in his hand
Woof
29th October 2010, 09:15 PM
and a pavlova
NissanGQ4.2
29th October 2010, 09:17 PM
in the other
the ferret
29th October 2010, 09:18 PM
,down the front
AB
29th October 2010, 09:23 PM
of his bulging
Finly Owner
29th October 2010, 09:25 PM
flat bottomed tyre
the ferret
29th October 2010, 09:32 PM
that had been
AB
29th October 2010, 09:56 PM
resting on Finlys
the ferret
29th October 2010, 10:02 PM
throat, so two
Finly Owner
29th October 2010, 10:08 PM
Big Fat asses
AB
29th October 2010, 10:09 PM
came waddling through
the ferret
29th October 2010, 10:12 PM
Andy's bedroom door
AB
29th October 2010, 10:20 PM
to find ferret
Finly Owner
29th October 2010, 10:23 PM
and feed him
AB
29th October 2010, 10:26 PM
some good old
Finly Owner
29th October 2010, 10:30 PM
red hot chillis
AB
29th October 2010, 10:33 PM
which made his
Finly Owner
29th October 2010, 10:41 PM
sulphuric intestinal acidomatris
the ferret
29th October 2010, 10:48 PM
cause a lot
Finly Owner
29th October 2010, 10:56 PM
of diahretic discomfort
the ferret
29th October 2010, 11:29 PM
Making finly feel
Timbo
29th October 2010, 11:40 PM
like an old
the ferret
29th October 2010, 11:42 PM
sook, because when
DX grunt
29th October 2010, 11:46 PM
the pressure blew,
the ferret
30th October 2010, 12:02 AM
Andy bolted to
gec
30th October 2010, 12:09 AM
lick it up
the ferret
30th October 2010, 12:20 AM
but dxgrunt's dog
Bigrig
30th October 2010, 06:40 AM
beat him there
DX grunt
30th October 2010, 09:23 AM
. Then it rained
the ferret
30th October 2010, 09:59 AM
,so Andy took
NissanGQ4.2
30th October 2010, 10:01 AM
out the shotgun
the ferret
30th October 2010, 10:17 AM
and without a
DX grunt
30th October 2010, 10:33 AM
second thought, he
DX grunt
30th October 2010, 10:33 AM
let it rip.
DX grunt
30th October 2010, 10:34 AM
No ferral dog!
AB
30th October 2010, 11:20 AM
But Andy accidently
Bigrig
30th October 2010, 11:20 AM
Overwhelmed with guilt
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