The 3 word game!

[Clunk]

A creamy white

[Punderhead]

Solid that was

[AB]

Followed by a

[Punderhead]

Liquid that was

[Clunk]

A sticky goo

[Ben-e-boy]

That hit him

[MEGOMONSTER]

Nooooooo, notda seats

[Avo]

yes da seats

[Onkey]

and up the

[Avo]

middle it goes

[Punderhead]

Ripping the seats

[AB]

With his teeth

[Clunk]

Picking out pubes

[Onkey]

from the tubes

[Punderhead]

Of the dudes

[4bye4]

in the nude

[Clunk]

Now that rude

[MEGOMONSTER]

Son of a

[growler2058]

Alien bunyip child

[MEGOMONSTER]

Of Bee Ay

[BigRAWesty]

Jumped over the

[Clunk]

Moon to see

[93patrol]

Clunk ass holes

[Clunk]

Which was fun

[growler2058]

Until someone chundered

[BigRAWesty]

Everywhere. Covering the

[Punderhead]

Big brown goo

[Onkey]

From the cave

[Dhuck]

of little aliens

[MEGOMONSTER]

From the galaxy

[Onkey]

Far far away

[Punderhead]

And left of

[BigRAWesty]

Pluto, the forgotten

[Clunk]

3rd rock from

[BigRAWesty]

Uranus which isnt

[Clunk]

your anus, although

[BigRAWesty]

Nowhere near the

[growler2058]

other side of

[MEGOMONSTER]

The BattleStar Galactica

[BigRAWesty]

Which is quite

[Punderhead]

Large at this

[93patrol]

The final stop

[BigRAWesty]

On it wirl

[Punderhead]

What's a wirl?

[93patrol]

I think whirl

[Clunk]

With walnut whip

[93patrol]

And chantilly cream

[Punderhead]

To make one

[93patrol]

More sweet sweet

[Clunk]

nipple twisting pleasurable

[Punderhead]

Experience like no

[MEGOMONSTER]

Man can resist

[93patrol]

Just like the

[MEGOMONSTER]

Other day when

[Punderhead]

I went for

[93patrol]

A unicycle ride

[MEGOMONSTER]

Whilst juggling chainsaws

[Clunk]

I dropped one

[Punderhead]

And it hurt

[Drew43]

My old dog

[Clunk]

crapped all over

[93patrol]

The shagpile carpet

[jonez911]

it looked nice

[Punderhead]

But not anymore

[Bush Ranger]

it`s absolutely brilliant

[Clunk]

little dog egg

[93patrol]

Was licking crazily

[Punderhead]

At the mailman's

[MEGOMONSTER]

Red postie bike

[Punderhead]

That sounded like

[growler2058]

a huge fart

[Crate]

Or nuclear explosion

[growler2058]

from nissheads mouth

[MEGOMONSTER]

Which looks like

[93patrol]

A bashed crab

[Punderhead]

In the midst

[Clunk]

of an orgy

[93patrol]

Of troglodyte minions

[Onkey]

Roaming the west

[MEGOMONSTER]

Tasmanian coast line

[BigRAWesty]

Learning how to

[jay see]

Get back home

[growler2058]

and away sux

[BigRAWesty]

Yes it does!!!

[93patrol]

But reality shows

[Punderhead]

Suck in general

[Onkey]

No they flout

[BigRAWesty]

Like tomatoes in

[Onkey]

a bucket of

[MEGOMONSTER]

Fresh horse manure

[BigRAWesty]

Playing with the

[growler2058]

Bunyips alien babies

[BigRAWesty]

Speaking some weird

[Punderhead]

Language that sounds

[93patrol]

Like bogan english

[MEGOMONSTER]

From the Houso's

[Punderhead]

Down in Sunnyvale

[Warwick89]

Floggin peoples thongs

[mudnut]

For a profit

[Warwick89]

To pay for




Side note I have an avatar now lol.

[BigRAWesty]

The green grass

[Clunk]

up ya bum

[MEGOMONSTER]

which you find

[Clunk]

grows quite fast

[MEGOMONSTER]

in nutrient waters

[krbrooking]

In the right

Sent from my iPhone using Forum Runner

[MEGOMONSTER]

home set up

[93patrol]

With correct fertilisation

[Pokey]

from a large

[Clunk]

silo of pig

[Punderhead]

Manure and farts

[mudnut]

that would kill

[MEGOMONSTER]

Batman and Robin

[Bush Ranger]

whilst crime fighting

[MEGOMONSTER]

in Bundeberg's worst

[mudnut]

red light district

[MEGOMONSTER]

where the streets

[growler2058]

have no name

[MEGOMONSTER]

and every street

[93patrol]

Has a gymp

[Clunk]

with a gag

[93patrol]

Reflex so it's

[Clunk]

chunder down under

[93patrol]

Nuthin but carrots

[MEGOMONSTER]

And giant green

[93patrol]

Brussel sprouts coated

[Punderhead]

Pieces of bacon

[93patrol]

Mmmmmm crispy bacon

[Pokey]

were then sold

[93patrol]

To hobbits pretending

[Punderhead]

To be elves

[MEGOMONSTER]

In little green

[93patrol]

Lycra swim shorts

[Punderhead]

They were also

[mudnut]

Wearing leather thongs

[Punderhead]

Quite poor fashion

[Dhuck]

for little aliens

[93patrol]

But what worries

[growler2058]

more is the

[growler2058]

fact a member

[growler2058]

is gunna buy

[growler2058]

a bloody Paj

[Clunk]

the total wanker

[growler2058]

listening to wifey

[Clunk]

got him by

[93patrol]

The balls and

[93patrol]

The wallet aswell

[93patrol]

But maybe xmas

[93patrol]

Miracles do happen

[93patrol]

Miracles do happen

[mudnut]

but not in

[mudnut]

this case and

[mudnut]

he is stuck

[mudnut]

with an inferior

[mudnut]

type of 4wd

[Punderhead]

But of course

[Punderhead]

Any 4wd is

[Punderhead]

Inferior to the

[Punderhead]

Mighty gq patrol

[93patrol]

Captain hindsight strikes

[Avo]

so with his

[93patrol]

Shoulda coulda woulda

[93patrol]

Not rolled thaQ

[growler2058]

GU's are tougher

[growler2058]

than the rest

[growler2058]

get wife in

[growler2058]

one to test

[MEGOMONSTER]

Cricketer Shane Warne

[mudnut]

sexted the wrong

[MEGOMONSTER]

Man's wife and

[93patrol]

Got nasty replies

[MEGOMONSTER]

And death threats

[93patrol]

And nude goat

[MEGOMONSTER]

Penetrations, only to

[93patrol]

Fiddle with violins

[growler2058]

and lost Liz

[Clunk]

Hurley's virginity in

[93patrol]

Fuzzy wuzzy gross

[Punderhead]

Stuff in the

[Pokey]

my bed and

[93patrol]

It feels homely

[Punderhead]

So I snuggle

[growler2058]

up with Jonno

[Punderhead]

And he says

[MEGOMONSTER]

I am beautiful

[93patrol]

And my sexiness

[Clunk]

knows no bounds

[93patrol]

Except in tight

[Clunk]

downhill reverse situations

[MEGOMONSTER]

"Giddyup" I say

[growler2058]

I am M.A.M.I.L

[MEGOMONSTER]

Which stands for

[Bush Ranger]

no shame at

[Punderhead]

With the exception

[93patrol]

Driving pajeros and

[MEGOMONSTER]

Thinking they're Patrols

[93patrol]

Wishing dreaming hoping

[Avo]

shame shame shame

[Punderhead]

What a terrible

[Clunk]

Up ya bum....

[Avo]

moment that was

[Clunk]

Candles in the

[Punderhead]

Moonlight. Meanwhile at

[jay see]

Christmas lunch today

[Punderhead]

I had some

[MEGOMONSTER]

Roasted pig testicles

[Clunk]

shoved up my

[93patrol]

Turkey s butt soaked

[MEGOMONSTER]

In Tennessee bourbon

[Punderhead]

It was goooood!!!

[Avo]

I would do

[93patrol]

It again more

[Avo]

in the paj

[Punderhead]

That I hate

[growler2058]

having to recover

[Punderhead]

Happens allthe time.

[growler2058]

in their driveway

[Punderhead]

Where they sit

[growler2058]

stranded very regularly

[Punderhead]

Thanks to the

[BigRAWesty]

Soft core drive

[Punderhead]

For softcore drivers

[MEGOMONSTER]

And very weak

[Punderhead]

People with low

[MEGOMONSTER]

Riding Mazda RX7's

[Punderhead]

You got rice?

[Clunk]

I said lice

[Punderhead]

Better than fleas

[MEGOMONSTER]

Snorting big lumps

[Punderhead]

Of green goo

[93patrol]

Of coke'n ice

[MEGOMONSTER]

And double shots

[Punderhead]

Of tequila with

[93patrol]

Lemon and salt

[MEGOMONSTER]

Using coffee mugs

[93patrol]

For quick actions

[Punderhead]

To entertain the

[93patrol]

Pajero haters everywhere

[mudnut]

in their millions

[MEGOMONSTER]

Having ticket tape

[Punderhead]

Purchased very cheaply

[93patrol]

For front row

[Punderhead]

Seats in a

[Clunk]

seedy burlesque show

[Punderhead]

OOOh la la!!!

[growler2058]

starring bloody aussie

[Punderhead]

And growler aswell

[GUtsy ute]

stripper from hell

[Punderhead]

I'm not paying!

[mudnut]

to see those