The 3 word game!

[DX grunt]

with a half

[Sir Roofy]

:animierte-smilies-fA POT OF

[patch697]

warm beer in

[Sir Roofy]

The bunyip inn

[DX grunt]

next door to

[Sir Roofy]

To allan and

[Woof]

Ben's yacht called

[DX grunt]

"Benallan the Trojan"

[big_fletch]

And that's when

[Clunk]

Dorothy the Dinosaur

[Woof]

got well and

[Clunk]

truly s@#t faced

[Woof]

with Alexander then

[TheFlyingBadger]

rode Captain's Feathersword

[Clunk]

feather sword over

[TheFlyingBadger]

t'big red car

[Woof]

the flying badger

[TheFlyingBadger]

,temporarily Wiggles obsessed,

[Clunk]

hides his head

[Woof]

in shame because

[Woof]

he had never

[Woof]

heard of a

[Woof]

Bunyip, so he

[Woof]

Googled it and

[TheFlyingBadger]

is now aware.

[Woof]

Big Hooray said

[Sir Roofy]

Said dogman now

[patch697]

his hand peace

[Sir Roofy]

At the ready

[Bigrig]

shot the b@stard

[molongmick]

in his great

[Sir Roofy]

Hast to survive

[molongmick]

the wrath of

[DX grunt]

the obnoxious laugh

[Bigrig]

of the moderators

[patch697]

before fainting and

[DX grunt]

falling face first

[Sir Roofy]

In flat beer

[Maxhead]

and passing out

[Sir Roofy]

Awoke on bar

[patch697]

were the bunyips

[wildgu6]

Had really big

[DX grunt]

handle bar moustaches

[wildgu6]

with left over

[TheFlyingBadger]

turkey from christmas

[patch697]

mixed with custard

[wildgu6]

and berries from

[patch697]

The pudding as

[Sir Roofy]

Well as rum

[Bigrig]

that makes it

[Sir Roofy]

Warm your tummy

[Bigrig]

and your head

[Sir Roofy]

Bunyips are ready

[Bigrig]

to join us

[Sir Roofy]

And share thier

[AB]

hairy man love

[Dhuck]

ticks and all

[patch697]

with Doggy in

[Bigrig]

the fetal position

[AB]

he started to

[Dhuck]

shake and scratch

[Bob]

His arse again

[AB]

but the pain

[patch697]

overcome him mentally

[Sir Roofy]

So he rolled

[Sir Roofy]

On his back

[AB]

and started to

[Sir Roofy]

Roll side by

[AB]

side yelling out

[patch697]

Eat the wagonwheel

[Sir Roofy]

Crumbs and all

[patch697]

Eat the wagonwheel

[Sir Roofy]

Said the hairy

[patch697]

drunk pickled Iguana

[Sir Roofy]

As he slured

[patch697]

eat the wagonwheel....................LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..... ...ROFLMFAO

[Sir Roofy]

Nope noway no

[patch697]

then lick a bunyip

[Sir Roofy]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that depends

[patch697]

on whether Bigrig

[Sir Roofy]

Listens two advice

[AB]

or not....... But

[patch697]

Plassy & Rossco

[wildgu6]

want to dress

[Dhuck]

like ugly women

[Clunk]

in fishnet stockings

[wildgu6]

and pretty pink

[big_fletch]

Heels, that will

[molongmick]

show off their

[DX grunt]

curves and ways

[patch697]

And Burt Newton

[Dhuck]

lift off hair

[patch697]

came in handy

[Dhuck]

for wiping noses

[patch697]

when Finly realized

[Dhuck]

he was alone

[DX grunt]

he'd run out

[patch697]

of thing to

[DX grunt]

do with Playdoh

[patch697]

animals he makes

[DX grunt]

just don't match

[patch697]

AB's collection of

[DX grunt]

spare red fuses

[patch697]

that Burt Newton

[DX grunt]

gave to him

[DX grunt]

to help save

[patch697]

his son from

[Sir Roofy]

from shorting out

[DX grunt]

. Meanwhile back at

[Baileys]

the Bunyip's den

[Sir Roofy]

They are planning

[patch697]

Monopoly with Rossco

[Sir Roofy]

Who is sharp

[Bigrig]

witted, but not

[Sir Roofy]

So fast now

[DX grunt]

OK you lot....... more to follow. Thanks for the rap you gave me. lol

“Bloody fish milkshakes. That tasted crap with chilli sauce and garnished with a lettuce leaf and road kill”.

Roo and wombat are quite delicate. The texture, smooth, the taste extremely mild sweet. Add faber beams, salt and pepper, touch of Tabasco, and Bob’s your next door neighbour wanting to help fill the thunderbox by dropping logs of jarrah beside the sheepyard.

In the middle of the night when the bunyups were wide awake, “sh!t, they’re big fence posts there” exclaimed one bunyup. “Watsa bloody bunyup?” said the other mother fuc3r. Then the bunyup jumped.

AB’s new GQ came tearing out with another ewe, with half a pot of warm beer in The Bunyup Inn – next door to Alan and Ben’s yacht called “Benallan the Trojan”.

And that’s when Dorothy the Dinasaur got well and truly s@#t faced with Alexander, then rode Captain’s Feathersword, feather sword over t’big red car.

The Flying Badger, Temporarily Wiggles obsessed, hides his head in shame because he had never heard of a bunyup, so he googled it and is now aware. “Big hooray”: said Dogman.

Now his hand piece at the ready, shot the bastard in his great haste to survive the wrath of the obnoxious laugh of the moderators, before fainting and falling face first in flat beer and passing out.

Awoke on a bar were the bunyups had really big handlebar moustaches with left over turkey from Christmas, mixed with custard and berries from the pudding , as well as rum, that makes it warm your tummy and your head.

Bunyups are ready to join us and share their hairy man love ticks, and all with doggy in the foetal position.

He started to shake and scratch his ar$e again, but the pain overcame him mentally, so he rolled on his back and started to roll side by side yelling out “eat the wagon wheel – crumbs and all”. “Eat the wagon wheel’, said the hairy, drunk pickled Iguana”, as he slurred, “nope. No way. No”.

“Then lick a bunyup. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that depends on whether Bigrig listens to advice or not”….But, Plassy and Rossco want to dress like ugly women in fishnet stockings in pretty pink heals that will show off their curves and ways. And Burt Newton lift off hair came in handy for wiping noses when Finly realized he was alone.

He’s run out of things to do with Playdoh. Animals he makes just don’t match AB’s collection of spare red fuses that Bert Newton gave to him to help save his son from shorting out.

Meanwhile back at the bunyup’s den, they are planning Monopoly with Rossco, who is sharp witted, but not so fast now……..

Last …..#1137 page 114

[AB]

What drugs are we on...lol....Fellas, we are going to make millions off this story!!!

Story continue.

************************************************** ********

as he began

[Clunk]

his fantastic journey

[AB]

through the brown

[Clunk]

merky depths of

[Woof]

the GU sump

[AB]

but his smell

[DX grunt]

flattened all tyres

[Woof]

but only on

[wildgu6]

Waynes rig because

[Sir Roofy]

:bananarock:
What drugs are we on...lol....Fellas, we are going to make millions off this story!!!
WHAT ABOUT A NAME FOR IT-----------FUN TIMES OF PATROL DRIVERS ??

Story continue.

************************************************** ********

as he began

[Sir Roofy]

THEY WERE 33s

[AB]

and bald as

[wildgu6]

What drugs are we on...lol....Fellas, we are going to make millions off this story!!!

Story continue.

************************************************** ********

as he began

Tim (Finly) has got the ideal name for this one, he uses it in most of his welcomes "THE NISSAN NUT HOUSE"

[Sir Roofy]

skin heads shoes

[wildgu6]

Man you got to be quick.


"and Dogmans left"

[Sir Roofy]

lace up boot

[Clunk]

he uses to

[wildgu6]

throw at aliens

[Sir Roofy]

in the night

[DX grunt]

when he's bored

[Woof]

of chasing Bunyips

[DX grunt]

through the tulips

[Woof]

with Tiny Tim

[DX grunt]

and Alvin's Chipmunks

[DX grunt]

and George Jetson

[DX grunt]

, his boy Elroy,

[Woof]

and the Pink

[DX grunt]

door ter Judy,

[DX grunt]

, Jane, his wife

[DX grunt]

and Casey Jones

[DX grunt]

and Red Rock, too

[DX grunt]

fireman Wally and

[DX grunt]

the rest of

[DX grunt]

the crew too

[Woof]

but Secret Squirrel

[patch697]

& Humfrey B bare

[DX grunt]

& Postman Pat

[Woof]

all suffered from

[Dark 1]

where's that WALLY

[DX grunt]

in DX's truck

[patch697]

the sneaky bugger

[Dark 1]

trying to steal

[Woof]

the Cheese Cutters

[patch697]

to make fondue

[Dark 1]

on fon day

[DX grunt]

in fung duck

[patch697]

Patty Newton & Finly's

[DX grunt]

lots talked about

[Dark 1]

Oh no CRAPOTA

[Clunk]

couldn't think of

[patch697]

Burt's middle name

[Sir Roofy]

who cares,finly.s

[patch697]

got YNOT's number

[Bigrig]

, which worries Tony

[patch697]

Bigrig however is

[Sir Roofy]

Contemplating a call

[Bigrig]

regarding his behaviour

[patch697]

with Patty Newton

[AB]

from lastnight's frisky

[patch697]

display outside the

[Sir Roofy]

A nightclub in

[DX grunt]

the big smoke

[DX grunt]

Due to last night's 'urge to surge', I've done an update to keep on top of it all. Well done all. It's quite humourous. lol

Meanwhile back at the bunyup’s den, they are planning monopoly with Rossco, who is sharp witted, but not so fast now, as he began his fantastic journey through the brown merky depths of the GU sump.

But his smell flattened all tyres, but only on Wayne’s rig because they were 33’s and bald as skin head shoes, and Dogman’s left lace up boot he uses to throw at aliens in the night, when he’s bored or chasing bunyups through the tulips with Tiny tim and Alvins Chipmunks and George Jetson, his boy Elroy, and the pink dorter Judy, Jane his wife and Casey Jones and Red Rock too, Fireman Wally and the rest of the crew too.

But secret squirrel and Humfrey B Bare and Postman Pat all suffered from “Where’s that WALLY in DX’s truck?”. The sneaky bugger, trying to steal the cheese cutters to make fondue on Fon Day in Fung Duck.

Meanwhile back at Patty Newton and Finly’s loveshack, there was lots talked about buying a Prado. “Oh no, Crapota”, Patty exclaimed, but couldn’t think of Burt’s middle name. Who cares?

Finly got YNOT’s number, which worries Tony. Bigrig however, is contemplating a call regarding his behavior from last night’s frisky display outside the night club in the big smoke

[Sir Roofy]

Excellent rossco

[AB]

said Roofy but

[Bigrig]

Every member that

[Sir Roofy]

Reads this story

[DX grunt]

should LOL consistently

[Bigrig]

or be banned

[Sir Roofy]

And teary eyes

[DX grunt]

are acceptable laughter,

[Bigrig]

but proof must

[DX grunt]

be keyboard spraying

[Bigrig]

or some form

[DX grunt]

of amber liquid

[DX grunt]

or espresso coffee

[Bigrig]

preferably amber though

[Sir Roofy]

Coffee is great

[DX grunt]

too. "Paul, where's

[DX grunt]

those keyboard covers?"

[Sir Roofy]

Oh my god>>>>>>

[DX grunt]

, forgot to order".

[DX grunt]

was his response.

[Sir Roofy]

Coffee black large

[Bigrig]

with a twist

[DX grunt]

doesn't stain much

[patch697]

Hay Rossco I didn't think you could double post?????

You still recovering from that 4LTR you pigged out on last night.....lolololololol

[patch697]

but he needs

[Sir Roofy]

A large lift

[MQ MAD]

because hes drunk,

[Bob]

just three pots

[Dhuck]

of well brewed

[Sir Roofy]

large three pots

[DX grunt]

honey and lemon

[AB]

and mustard dog

[DX grunt]

percollated milk shake

[AB]

with tuna flakes

[Sir Roofy]

and red chilli

[AB]

beans.....Why Rossco

[DX grunt]

are GU utes

[DX grunt]

so very special"?

[DX grunt]

"History never repeats"

[AB]

because special people

[AB]

need special utes

[patch697]

Whats going on here you 2 with the multiple posts????? Have you both lost your marbles.

[DX grunt]

true brother, true.

[AB]

Then Paul started

[patch697]

a fan club

[Sir Roofy]

rolling his tomboller

[Sir Roofy]

at the fan

[Bob]

another bloody double

[DX grunt]

Whats going on here you 2 with the multiple posts????? Have you both lost your marbles.

The 30 second rule applies. See what happens when you leave your computer for 1 minute. If your response is not responded to...... ya just go for it..another post!! lol

[DX grunt]

Last night and today’s effort encouraged me to keep on top of all the banter. So………..


Meanwhile back at the bunyup’s den, they are planning monopoly with Rossco, who is sharp witted, but not so fast now, as he began his fantastic journey through the brown merky depths of the GU sump.

But his smell flattened all tyres, but only on Wayne’s rig because they were 33’s and bald as skin head shoes, and Dogman’s left lace up boot he uses to throw at aliens in the night, when he’s bored or chasing bunyups through the tulips with Tiny tim and Alvins Chipmunks and George Jetson, his boy Elroy, and the pink dorter Judy, Jane his wife and Casey Jones and Red Rock too, Fireman Wally and the rest of the crew too.

But secret squirrel and Humfrey B Bare and Postman Pat all suffered from “Where’s that WALLY in DX’s truck?”. The sneaky bugger, trying to steal the cheese cutters to make fondue on Fon Day in Fung Duck.

Meanwhile back at Patty Newton and Finly’s loveshack, there was lots talked about buying a Prado. “Oh no, Crapota”, Patty exclaimed, but couldn’t think of Burt’s middle name. Who cares?

Finly got YNOT’s number, which worries Tony. Bigrig however, is contemplating a call regarding his behavior from last night’s frisky display outside the night club in the big smoke


“Finly got YNOT’s number, which worries Tony. Bigrig however, is contemplating a call regarding his behavior from last night’s frisky display outside the night club in the big smoke”, said Roofy.
But every member that reads this story, should LOL consistently or be banned, and teary eyes are acceptable laughter, but proof must be keyboard spraying of some form of amber liquid or espresso coffee. Preferably amber though.
Coffee is great too. “Paul, where’s those keyboard covers?” “Oh my god! Forgot to order,” was his response.
Coffee, black, large, with a twist, doesn’t stain much, but he needs a large lift, because he’s drunk just three pots of well brewed honey and lemon and mustard dog percolated milk shake, with tuna flakes with red chilli beans.

“Why Rossco are GU utes so very special?” “History never repeats because special people need special utes”. “True brother, true”.

Then Paul started a fan club, rolling his tomboller at the fan. “Another bloddy double

[Sir Roofy]

red eye and

[Bob]

Last night and today’s effort encouraged me to keep on top of all the banter. So………..


Meanwhile back at the bunyup’s den, they are planning monopoly with Rossco, who is sharp witted, but not so fast now, as he began his fantastic journey through the brown merky depths of the GU sump.

But his smell flattened all tyres, but only on Wayne’s rig because they were 33’s and bald as skin head shoes, and Dogman’s left lace up boot he uses to throw at aliens in the night, when he’s bored or chasing bunyups through the tulips with Tiny tim and Alvins Chipmunks and George Jetson, his boy Elroy, and the pink dorter Judy, Jane his wife and Casey Jones and Red Rock too, Fireman Wally and the rest of the crew too.

But secret squirrel and Humfrey B Bare and Postman Pat all suffered from “Where’s that WALLY in DX’s truck?”. The sneaky bugger, trying to steal the cheese cutters to make fondue on Fon Day in Fung Duck.

Meanwhile back at Patty Newton and Finly’s loveshack, there was lots talked about buying a Prado. “Oh no, Crapota”, Patty exclaimed, but couldn’t think of Burt’s middle name. Who cares?

Finly got YNOT’s number, which worries Tony. Bigrig however, is contemplating a call regarding his behavior from last night’s frisky display outside the night club in the big smoke


“Finly got YNOT’s number, which worries Tony. Bigrig however, is contemplating a call regarding his behavior from last night’s frisky display outside the night club in the big smoke”, said Roofy.
But every member that reads this story, should LOL consistently or be banned, and teary eyes are acceptable laughter, but proof must be keyboard spraying of some form of amber liquid or espresso coffee. Preferably amber though.
Coffee is great too. “Paul, where’s those keyboard covers?” “Oh my god! Forgot to order,” was his response.
Coffee, black, large, with a twist, doesn’t stain much, but he needs a large lift, because he’s drunk just three pots of well brewed honey and lemon and mustard dog percolated milk shake, with tuna flakes with red chilli beans.

“Why Rossco are GU utes so very special?” “History never repeats because special people need special utes”. “True brother, true”.

Then Paul started a fan club, rolling his tomboller at the fan. “Another bloddy double

You have too much time on your hands LOL

[AB]

the kangawallafoxes yelled

[DX grunt]

yes, yes, yes

[Dark 1]

oi , oi , oi

[DX grunt]

yes, yes, yes

[molongmick]

oh no, not

[Sir Roofy]

the bunyups again

[DX grunt]

said, Flying Badger

[Sir Roofy]

with hair blowing

[DX grunt]

in every direction

[DX grunt]

. "Leeaveeee meeeee aloneeeeeee"

[MudRunnerTD]

He said while

[Clunk]

ankles, while playing

edit:
whistling and playing

[MudRunnerTD]

dont ya hate that Clunk, your following mine but i had to change mine cause Rossco posted twice and change where it was going.

See now you just look silly hanging out there with

"Ankles, While Playing".......


:smileyvault-cute-bi

[Dark 1]

on the banjo

[Sir Roofy]

Wit ya bells

[DX grunt]

around ya ankles

[Sir Roofy]

Who dares plays

[Dark 1]

silly little tunes

[Clunk]

dont ya hate that Clunk, your following mine but i had to change mine cause Rossco posted twice and change where it was going.

See now you just look silly hanging out there with

"Ankles, While Playing".......


:smileyvault-cute-bi

I'm just too slow for this forum malarky lol