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Bob
6th March 2011, 12:20 PM
the dirty b$#@^$rd
big_fletch
6th March 2011, 12:22 PM
Then he did
Bob
6th March 2011, 12:24 PM
what no one
MQ MAD
6th March 2011, 12:24 PM
scratch his bottom
nowoolies
6th March 2011, 12:25 PM
with a large
Clunk
6th March 2011, 12:26 PM
wooden spoon with
Bob
6th March 2011, 12:27 PM
wooden back scratcher
nowoolies
6th March 2011, 12:27 PM
Full of splinters
Bob
6th March 2011, 12:28 PM
which hurt like
nowoolies
6th March 2011, 12:31 PM
fluffy silky feathers
growler2058
6th March 2011, 12:32 PM
from the mardigra
big_fletch
6th March 2011, 12:32 PM
Made of gold
Bob
6th March 2011, 12:32 PM
where you going
nowoolies
6th March 2011, 12:32 PM
up the farm
nowoolies
6th March 2011, 12:33 PM
to play 4x4x4x4xing
Clunk
6th March 2011, 12:34 PM
tip some cows
nowoolies
6th March 2011, 12:36 PM
not these ones
Bob
6th March 2011, 01:01 PM
chase the camels
wildgu6
6th March 2011, 01:26 PM
To find water
Bob
6th March 2011, 01:33 PM
then go fishing
nowoolies
6th March 2011, 01:33 PM
with caramel topping
Bob
6th March 2011, 01:50 PM
never done that
wildgu6
6th March 2011, 02:01 PM
but will try
Bob
6th March 2011, 02:02 PM
work it out
nowoolies
6th March 2011, 02:19 PM
with a camel
wildgu6
6th March 2011, 04:07 PM
with two humps
Bob
6th March 2011, 04:07 PM
And no saddle
Maxhead
6th March 2011, 04:09 PM
and big mouth
Bob
6th March 2011, 04:11 PM
To spit with
Maxhead
6th March 2011, 04:13 PM
in someones eye
growler2058
6th March 2011, 04:21 PM
a big goober
wildgu6
6th March 2011, 04:28 PM
with chunky bits
growler2058
6th March 2011, 04:32 PM
like cold porridge
wildgu6
6th March 2011, 04:35 PM
that smells like
NissanGQ4.2
6th March 2011, 04:36 PM
my rotten fartz.
big_fletch
6th March 2011, 04:37 PM
Which would stink
wildgu6
6th March 2011, 04:37 PM
ina plastic bag.............
NissanGQ4.2
6th March 2011, 04:43 PM
full of deodorant!
growler2058
6th March 2011, 04:43 PM
and putrified eggs
HippoNZ
6th March 2011, 04:51 PM
with camel spit
growler2058
6th March 2011, 04:53 PM
and durian fruit
big_fletch
6th March 2011, 04:59 PM
All mixed together
Bob
6th March 2011, 05:02 PM
What a mixture
HippoNZ
6th March 2011, 05:09 PM
but not without
wildgu6
6th March 2011, 05:14 PM
the secret ingrediant
Bob
6th March 2011, 05:25 PM
Of kryptonite dust
Maxhead
6th March 2011, 05:56 PM
and crystal fuzz
DX grunt
6th March 2011, 06:06 PM
combined with mouldy
big_fletch
6th March 2011, 06:07 PM
Apricot jam and
DX grunt
6th March 2011, 06:10 PM
last month's milk
Bob
6th March 2011, 06:19 PM
quiet a feed
HippoNZ
6th March 2011, 07:26 PM
until he rumbles
Sir Roofy
6th March 2011, 07:27 PM
Burt newtons fart
DX grunt
6th March 2011, 08:15 PM
Another upgrade... I mean update. lol
Andy, as he reached for a beer – while crying uncontrollably – his truck stuck, no winch aboard, and no way out, no GU available for the snatch - and that’s bad for Big Fletcha’s stubby holder stick. “No recovery practice – boo hoo hoo.”
I’ll be back after a beer. I’ve got all night,” said Big Fletcha, as he relaxed with his cheesecake – that was chocolate and strawberry coated.
I heard a truck with a hint of turbo over-ride and I love it covered in mud. “Somebody else’s truck”?
Because I don’t have any beer and I’m sad. It’s all because you drank it, you cold hearted son of a monkey’s uncle lover. Borrow Bigrig’s grog. He needsa rest.
After being woken by a BIG bunyup, out comes ‘12gauge’ – a reliable mate, full of marshmellows. Naughty, naughty boy – in pink G string.
Gonna lay down to play possum, until tomorrow’s shift under his truck, which got stuck, convoying with AB - recovered by Fletcha . Another GU towage for the records. Is there any other way to tow an old GQ through the swamp, coz the motor injested crapola smoke and brown toymota silicone clue bits – and that caused lots of laughter and sore tummy and runny nose, which he wiped with his sleeve. The dirty B@$t@rd.”
Then he did what no one…. Scratch his b0tt0m with a large wooden spoon with wooden back scratcher – full of splinters which hurt like fluffy silky feathers from the mardigra made of gold.
“Where you going?”
“Up the farm to play 4x4x4ing”
“Tip some cows – not these ones. Chase the camels to find water – then go fishing with caramel topping.”
“Never done that, but will try”.
“Work it out with a camel with 2 humps and no saddle and big mouth to spit with in someone’s eye – a big goober, with chunky bits like cold porridge that smells like my rotten f@rtz – which would stink in a plastic bag full of deodorant and putrified eggs with camel spit and durian fruit, all mixed together”.
“What a mixture – but not without the secret ingredient of kryptonite dust and crystal fuzz, combined with mouldy apricot jam and last month’s milk”.
“Quite a feed, until he rumbles B^rt Newton’s f@rt
Finly Owner
6th March 2011, 10:00 PM
Mexican wave to you!
Clunk
6th March 2011, 10:22 PM
....... blowing over Patsy
Clunk
7th March 2011, 01:35 AM
upsetting her perfectly
Clunk
7th March 2011, 01:59 AM
quaffed hair do
MQ MAD
7th March 2011, 09:43 AM
and silicon b@@bs
nowoolies
7th March 2011, 09:51 AM
with spikes on
Bob
7th March 2011, 09:54 AM
her fingers and
growler2058
7th March 2011, 11:12 AM
and warts on
Bob
7th March 2011, 11:18 AM
her ugly nose
growler2058
7th March 2011, 11:23 AM
even after surgery
Bob
7th March 2011, 11:31 AM
was still ugly
growler2058
7th March 2011, 01:14 PM
asa hat full
AB
7th March 2011, 01:17 PM
of busted up
growler2058
7th March 2011, 02:05 PM
smashed rotten crabs
MQ MAD
7th March 2011, 03:09 PM
"Gizza kiss" she,
Bob
7th March 2011, 05:09 PM
seductively muttered to
growler2058
7th March 2011, 06:18 PM
the old barfly
Maxhead
7th March 2011, 06:54 PM
"I need surgery"
MQ MAD
7th March 2011, 07:06 PM
,"plus a boobjob"
growler2058
7th March 2011, 07:15 PM
so you want
Finly Owner
7th March 2011, 09:21 PM
to go alone
MS29431
7th March 2011, 09:50 PM
to the only
Finly Owner
7th March 2011, 09:58 PM
bar stool left
MS29431
7th March 2011, 10:04 PM
thanks to old
Finly Owner
7th March 2011, 10:05 PM
and white-ant ridden
Clunk
7th March 2011, 10:17 PM
slimey green cucumbers
MS29431
7th March 2011, 10:22 PM
from the south
nowoolies
7th March 2011, 10:35 PM
of mexican boarder
Clunk
7th March 2011, 10:38 PM
eating hot enchiladas
nowoolies
7th March 2011, 10:40 PM
with bunyip sauce
MS29431
7th March 2011, 10:43 PM
cooked on the
nowoolies
7th March 2011, 10:49 PM
top of the
MS29431
7th March 2011, 10:52 PM
burning hilux bonnet
Clunk
7th March 2011, 11:23 PM
Stop bloomin swearing!!!!
MS29431
7th March 2011, 11:27 PM
i yelled to
Clunk
7th March 2011, 11:29 PM
the guy who
MS29431
7th March 2011, 11:30 PM
was doing most
Clunk
7th March 2011, 11:38 PM
uncomfortably looking things
MS29431
7th March 2011, 11:42 PM
while selling damaged
Clunk
7th March 2011, 11:43 PM
black fishnet stockings
MS29431
7th March 2011, 11:56 PM
to the biggest
Clunk
7th March 2011, 11:59 PM
Aussie Rules loser
MS29431
8th March 2011, 12:03 AM
because he can't
Bob
8th March 2011, 06:24 AM
catch the judsta
growler2058
8th March 2011, 07:33 AM
driving in circles
Bob
8th March 2011, 08:11 AM
applying judo hold
MQ MAD
8th March 2011, 08:30 AM
in a 200B
Bob
8th March 2011, 09:03 AM
Just another nissan
nowoolies
8th March 2011, 01:33 PM
in black fishnetstockings
MQ MAD
8th March 2011, 02:48 PM
drinking Scottys grog,
Bob
8th March 2011, 02:51 PM
In a mankini
MS29431
8th March 2011, 03:07 PM
he stole from
Bob
8th March 2011, 03:15 PM
Ab the king
MS29431
8th March 2011, 03:17 PM
offroad and also
nowoolies
8th March 2011, 04:13 PM
got his manbag
growler2058
8th March 2011, 04:26 PM
all tarted up
MS29431
8th March 2011, 04:38 PM
for the town
Maxhead
8th March 2011, 05:37 PM
to pickup chicks
Dhuck
8th March 2011, 05:52 PM
on each hand
MQ MAD
8th March 2011, 07:21 PM
with a tena
Clunk
8th March 2011, 08:28 PM
called Luciano Pavarotti
Finly Owner
8th March 2011, 08:38 PM
sang for supper
Clunk
8th March 2011, 08:39 PM
couldn't earn enough
Finly Owner
8th March 2011, 09:05 PM
doing dishes downstairs
wildgu6
8th March 2011, 10:12 PM
or shining boots
nowoolies
8th March 2011, 10:14 PM
with his big
growler2058
9th March 2011, 06:51 AM
tub of polish
Bigrig
9th March 2011, 07:15 AM
in his pocket
nowoolies
9th March 2011, 08:50 AM
where he kept
Bob
9th March 2011, 09:02 AM
his pet snake
nowoolies
9th March 2011, 11:19 AM
who`s got stripes
Bob
9th March 2011, 12:10 PM
like a tiger
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 12:19 PM
after eating zebras
MS29431
9th March 2011, 12:29 PM
at midnight to
growler2058
9th March 2011, 05:53 PM
to feed worms
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 05:59 PM
around Bobs feet
growler2058
9th March 2011, 06:55 PM
and upto his
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 07:01 PM
aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........................... ..................pit hair
growler2058
9th March 2011, 07:11 PM
nasty tape worms!!
MQ MAD
9th March 2011, 07:11 PM
"OH Fug ME",
growler2058
9th March 2011, 07:14 PM
time for worming
Clunk
9th March 2011, 07:23 PM
Open mouth wide
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 07:36 PM
"crunch, chew, spew"
Clunk
9th March 2011, 07:38 PM
"Swallow, spew, chew"
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 07:41 PM
bloody horrible crap
growler2058
9th March 2011, 07:54 PM
die wormy die!!
Clunk
9th March 2011, 07:58 PM
gouge it out
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 07:59 PM
of his butt
big_fletch
9th March 2011, 08:02 PM
with a fish hook
Clunk
9th March 2011, 08:03 PM
in his eye
growler2058
9th March 2011, 08:03 PM
not that eye
Clunk
9th March 2011, 08:11 PM
with the patch
growler2058
9th March 2011, 08:14 PM
ouch the little
big_fletch
9th March 2011, 08:16 PM
man said to
Clunk
9th March 2011, 08:16 PM
the blind man
growler2058
9th March 2011, 08:19 PM
with a gigantuous
Clunk
9th March 2011, 08:20 PM
boil on his
AB
9th March 2011, 08:22 PM
dark side of
growler2058
9th March 2011, 08:23 PM
his large butt
Clunk
9th March 2011, 08:26 PM
munching cane toad
growler2058
9th March 2011, 08:30 PM
heads and toes
Clunk
9th March 2011, 08:34 PM
licking its back
big_fletch
9th March 2011, 08:34 PM
with yummy sauce
growler2058
9th March 2011, 08:35 PM
to see colours
Clunk
9th March 2011, 08:37 PM
of the rainbow
growler2058
9th March 2011, 08:39 PM
and pretty stars
Clunk
9th March 2011, 08:49 PM
psychadelic flash backs
growler2058
9th March 2011, 08:56 PM
involving dancing toads
nowoolies
9th March 2011, 09:01 PM
hippiyty hoppity hopping
Clunk
9th March 2011, 09:04 PM
over nowoolies head
Finly Owner
9th March 2011, 09:05 PM
unbolted from block
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 09:31 PM
with grainy clutch
wildgu6
9th March 2011, 10:26 PM
in hand, he
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 10:38 PM
cooked his dinner
wildgu6
9th March 2011, 10:45 PM
like a freak
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 10:47 PM
smoking mary joe
wildgu6
9th March 2011, 10:50 PM
through a 50
Clunk
9th March 2011, 10:51 PM
gallon tank with
wildgu6
9th March 2011, 10:54 PM
diesel oil as
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 10:57 PM
pure virgin cooking
wildgu6
9th March 2011, 10:59 PM
would taste good
nowoolies
9th March 2011, 10:59 PM
ahhh ummmm thats
wildgu6
9th March 2011, 11:00 PM
so so sweet
Clunk
9th March 2011, 11:02 PM
hot chilli sauce
nowoolies
9th March 2011, 11:03 PM
rubbed all over
Clunk
9th March 2011, 11:06 PM
the cooking virgin
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 11:15 PM
on sacrificial stone
Clunk
9th March 2011, 11:27 PM
drums beating in
nowoolies
9th March 2011, 11:35 PM
in her ears
Dhuck
9th March 2011, 11:41 PM
doof doof doof
Clunk
9th March 2011, 11:44 PM
from the subwoofer
nowoolies
9th March 2011, 11:54 PM
fully sick man
Clunk
9th March 2011, 11:56 PM
spewed all over
nowoolies
9th March 2011, 11:58 PM
her very large
Clunk
10th March 2011, 12:06 AM
pair of ............................. hands
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 12:14 AM
which happened to
Clunk
10th March 2011, 12:21 AM
be tied to
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 12:26 AM
good god man !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clunk
10th March 2011, 12:29 AM
keep that wig
MS29431
10th March 2011, 12:40 AM
on someone might
Clunk
10th March 2011, 12:42 AM
mistake it for
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 01:08 AM
a large hairy
growler2058
10th March 2011, 06:11 AM
bearded man woman
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 07:16 AM
named Patty Newton
growler2058
10th March 2011, 07:40 AM
whos naughty boy
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 07:44 AM
the naked Burt
Bob
10th March 2011, 07:46 AM
is not pretty
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 07:46 AM
without his wig
growler2058
10th March 2011, 07:47 AM
pretty freakin bald
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 07:51 AM
after his Brazillian
MQ MAD
10th March 2011, 08:23 AM
job got botched
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 08:58 AM
and couldn't pee
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 09:49 AM
for at least
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 09:51 AM
a whole month
Bigrig
10th March 2011, 09:53 AM
, back teeth floating
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 10:11 AM
in putrid bile
Bigrig
10th March 2011, 10:15 AM
he swallowed hard
DX grunt
10th March 2011, 10:33 AM
Another update. Punctuated to make some sort of story.
Mexican wave to you…. Blowing up P@tsy - upsetting her perfectly quaffed hair doo and silicon b@@bs – with spikes on her fingers and warts on her ugly nose – even after surgery, was still ugly.
Asa hat full of busted up smashed rotten crabs.
“Gizza kiss,” she seductively muttered to the old barfly.
“I need surgery plus a b@@bjob”.
“So you want to go alone, to the only barstool left” – thanks to old and white ant ridden slimy green cucumbers from the south of Mexican border – eating hot enchiladas with bunyup sauce cooked on the top of the burning h!lux bonnet.
“Stop bloomin swearing,” I yelled to the guy who was doing the most uncomfortably looking things – while selling damaged black fishnet stockings to the biggest Aussie Rules loser, because he can’t catch the judsta – driving in circles applying judo hold in a 200b.
Just another Nissan in black fishnet stockings. Drinking Scotty’s grog, in a mankini he stole from AB – the King offroad – and also got his manbag all tarted up for the town ,to pickup chicks on each hand with a tenna called Luc!@n) P@v, – sang for supper. Couldn’t earn enough doing dishes downstairs or shining boots with his big tub of polish in his pocket – where he kept his pet snake, who got stripes like a tiger after eating zebras at midnight to feed worms around Bob’s feet and up to his aaaarrrr….. pit hair.
“Nasty tape worms”.
“Oh, fug me, time for worming. Open mouth wide, crunch, crunch, spew, swallow, spew chew. Bloody horrible crap. Die wormy, die”.
“Gouge it out of his butt with a fish hook in his eye. Not that eye with the patch.”
“Ouch,” the little man said to the blind man with a gigatiuous boil on his dark side of his large butt – munching can toad heads and toes – licking its back with yummy sauce, to see colours on the rainbow and pretty stars. Psychadelic flash backs involving dancing toads – hippiyti hoppity, hopping over nowoolies head.
Unbolted from block, with grainy clutch in hand, he cooked his dinner like a freak, smoking mary joe through a 50 gallon tank, with diesel oil as pure virgin cooking, would taste good.
“Ahhh, ummmm. That’s so sweet. Hot chilli sauced rubbed all over the cooking virgin on sacrificial stone, drums beating in her ears. Doof doof doof from the sub woofer. Fully sick man spewed all over her very large pair of hands – which happened to be tied to …”Good god man. Keep that wig on. Someone might mistake it for a large hairy bearded man woman named…. Whos naughty boy, naked burt, is not pretty without his wig”. Pretty freakin bald after his Brazilian job got botched up and couldn’t pee for at least a whole month .
Back teeth floating in putrid bile, he swallowed hard.
Bigrig
10th March 2011, 10:55 AM
And bit down
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 11:01 AM
right on his.................
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 11:09 AM
leather studded strap
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 11:33 AM
Thats attached too
Bigrig
10th March 2011, 11:34 AM
his lengthy piece
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 11:37 AM
of exhaust pipe
Bob
10th March 2011, 12:15 PM
with no muffler
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 12:16 PM
and very hot
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 12:17 PM
and spitting flames
Bigrig
10th March 2011, 12:21 PM
from the rear
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 12:29 PM
of his large
Bigrig
10th March 2011, 12:33 PM
hole, although it's
nowoolies
10th March 2011, 12:34 PM
shrinking as we
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 12:44 PM
enter the cold
MQ MAD
10th March 2011, 01:19 PM
Giggling lika girl,
growler2058
10th March 2011, 01:32 PM
he danced around
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 02:08 PM
the camp fire
Bob
10th March 2011, 02:14 PM
With only boots
growler2058
10th March 2011, 03:06 PM
and rubber gloves
Bob
10th March 2011, 03:17 PM
That is all
growler2058
10th March 2011, 03:26 PM
he wore because
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 03:29 PM
he was nasty
growler2058
10th March 2011, 03:32 PM
but looked flash
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 04:16 PM
in pink velvet
Bob
10th March 2011, 04:18 PM
And pointytoed shoes
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 04:26 PM
. However the yowie
MQ MAD
10th March 2011, 04:42 PM
liked the look,
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 04:45 PM
and decided he'd
Bigrig
10th March 2011, 05:03 PM
have a lash
big_fletch
10th March 2011, 05:42 PM
Into the garden
Bigrig
10th March 2011, 05:46 PM
with his huge
growler2058
10th March 2011, 05:50 PM
red hot chilli
Maxhead
10th March 2011, 05:54 PM
pepper. Then came
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 05:55 PM
forth and multiplied
growler2058
10th March 2011, 05:57 PM
spittin fire from
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 06:09 PM
the huge ears
Clunk
10th March 2011, 06:12 PM
of Dumbo the
Dhuck
10th March 2011, 06:15 PM
the dumb giraffe
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