70-year-old Australian man 'lodges fork in penis'

[PMC]

OK, which one of you forum Trendsetters did this. lol

PS, we cannot blame Fracster either. lol

Regards,

RLI


Doctors in Australia have removed a dining fork that became stuck inside a 70-year-old man's penis after a bizarre sexual accident.

By Jonathan Pearlman, Sydney
10:28AM BST 19 Aug 2013

In a case considered so unusual it was written up in a medical journal by the three operating doctors, the man inserted a four-inch steel fork into his urethra in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification.

But the fork became stuck and was not visible when the man presented to doctors hours later.

The doctors could feel the utensil and observed it on X-rays. They then extracted the fork free using forceps and "copious lubrication" while the patient was under a general anaesthetic.

The case was written up in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports two weeks ago in a paper titled "An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body".

The doctors said they wrote up the case "given the great management challenge faced by the oddity and infrequency with which a fork is encountered in the penile urethra".

It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative," they wrote.

“Autoerotic stimulation with the aid of self-inserted urethral foreign bodies has been existent since time immemorial and have presented an unusual but known presentation to urologists."

The Canberra Times newspaper said the paper reports other strange objects which have been found inside the body, including needles, pencils, toothbrushes, light bulbs, thermometers, leeches, snakes, cocaine and glue.

The paper also notes that many patients tend to be embarrassed and try to extract the objects themselves but this can cause further injuries. Other patients are embarrassed and delay seeking medical assistance but then risk infections which can lead to death.

[rusty_nail]

wow scary stuff. i dont know what he was thinking!

[threedogs]

Should've used a teaspoon like everyone else LOL

[mudnut]

What has four letters, starts with F, ends in K and if it doesn't work, you can use your fingers?

[Bob]

I am over 70

But it was not me lmao

[MC97GQ]

Are you sure Bob,

I don't know about the older generation these days, us younguns are happy with an earring or a tatt, that is some serious body jewellery there.

Mark(still sitting here with my legs crossed)

[Cuppa]

The Canberra Times newspaper said the paper reports other strange objects which have been found inside the body, including needles, pencils, toothbrushes, light bulbs, thermometers, leeches, snakes, cocaine and glue.

Snakes!!!

I did have to look after a bloke once who sewed his foreskin to his thigh, stripped of naked & then threw himself into blackberry bushes .......... But he was psychotic at the time.

Cuppa.

[threedogs]

@ Bob and I always thought you were playing the spoons in the Jayco. well doggie

full set of cutlery in the camper?? I'll check next time lol

[Kast]

Another reminder why I can't take Dad anywhere!

But it looks like he'll embarrass himself at home too.

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[fracster]

PS, we cannot blame Fracster either. lol

Regards,

RLI

Why would I even be thought about this,slightly disturbing, subject..........