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26th November 2021, 10:27 PM
#1771
Patrol God
That deserved more than a like...
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26th November 2021 10:27 PM
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Circuit advertisement
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18th December 2021, 12:42 PM
#1772
Patrol God
Scientists are working on methods for humans to absorb the energy to live, without needing to expel waste.
I shit you not.
Last edited by mudnut; 18th December 2021 at 04:59 PM.
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12th July 2022, 04:15 PM
#1773
Patrol God
From Faceache.
With the rise of the self-driving vehicle, it is only a matter of time until there is a sad country song about a truckie whose rig leaves him.
My advice is: not to follow my advice.
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30th June 2023, 06:45 PM
#1774
Patrol God
My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns.
She said if I make any more, I'm toast....
But the kids keep egging me on....
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30th June 2023, 08:00 PM
#1775
Breadmaker Shaker
Brett Sutton is Victorian Of The Year.
Last edited by Plasnart; 30th June 2023 at 09:13 PM.
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
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15th July 2023, 06:49 PM
#1776
Patrol God
I am writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes, but it is still only a draft.
My advice is: not to follow my advice.
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15th July 2023, 07:03 PM
#1777
Patrol Freak
My wife has has figured out which child causes her the most trouble.
The son of her mother in law!
I AM NOT STUBBORN.........I prefer the term, Singlemindedly independent !
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15th July 2023, 07:59 PM
#1778
Patrol God
I want to work at a pottery makers, but I keep getting fired.
My advice is: not to follow my advice.
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16th July 2023, 10:25 AM
#1779
Patrol God
In a roundabout way, my career guidance counsellor told me to work at carnivals. Yet he got straight to the point when told my friend to become a tailor.
Last edited by mudnut; 16th July 2023 at 10:30 AM.
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16th July 2023, 01:00 PM
#1780
Patrol God
When God said, "Let there be light," he was glad he made someone's day.
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