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1st January 2021, 03:06 PM
#151
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1st January 2021 03:06 PM
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1st January 2021, 08:49 PM
#152
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1st January 2021, 11:51 PM
#153
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3rd January 2021, 04:06 PM
#154
I am he, fear me
Breaking News...
After extensive negotiations between Mark the Messiah, Despot Dan and the Rona Virus the Rona has agreed to households being neutral ground and will not to infect WA residents who harbour Vic refo's.
As per the latest from the WA Gov Covid directions and FAQ's - 1200 hrs 3/1/21:
Q. I’m a West Australian, but have had family/friends stay with me who have recently travelled from Victoria. Can I go to work?
A. Yes. Other household members, not subject to self-quarantine Directions, can go about their normal routine including going to work (this includes health care workers).
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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3rd January 2021, 09:17 PM
#155
SUCH IS LIFE
AT GROCERY STORE:
Me: Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me: but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Dont want it, I put it in my trolley then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky?
Cashier: no words, confused look
AT DRIVE-THRU:
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for me to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: Didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.
In SOCIETY:
Society: If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve. Dont shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus. To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me: Elbow tap? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow. Wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid
AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: no words. Confused look.
SOCIETY
You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or bar, you have to sit down. But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this stuff up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic.
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4th January 2021, 12:50 AM
#156
Expert
I've been coughing/sneezing into my elbow ever since I saw it on Mythbusters.
With all this social distancing and sanitizing, I've still caught about 987 cold viruses this past year. Sometimes two at the same time.
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4th January 2021, 07:46 AM
#157
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7th January 2021, 06:00 PM
#158
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7th January 2021, 06:44 PM
#159
Breadmaker Shaker
Originally Posted by
MB
Nice backflip Victorian Gov, great way to knee jerk react and stuff everyones NYE river needed celebrations dangerously you dick/twot/whatever heads!
So much safer racing us all back out of natures isolation to legally wait in queues with potentially sick city folk.....NOT!!!!!
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Sucks for those on holidays but double sucks for nsw border small businesses already bleeding out their arses like many small businesses. Moama became a ghost town overnight and small businesses were given instant hernias. For what? Nothing it seems. Politicians/beaurecrats fair dinkum don't actually respect how small businesses fund their covid-period PAY RISES. Don't even get me started.
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7th January 2021, 07:16 PM
#160
Patrol God
Well I must say it’s a joke some of these precautions, I flew back to Perth from Adelaide new yrs eve, at the airport I was seated 2 seats from the nearest person to achieve social distancing however on the packed plane we were at capacity so sat packed in next to each other for 3 and 1/2 hrs then when we arrived the captain announced the 67 victorians had to isolate for two weeks but the rest of us could go home WTF ? Id just sat next to a Victorian for 3 and 1/2 hrs on a packed plane but covid could not effect me because I’m west Australian lol
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