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2nd June 2018, 09:15 PM
#12491
I am he, fear me
I worked 8:30 to 4:30 once...
Didn't like it at all, so I got a Gubbermunt job.
I look at it this way.
The Australian taxpayer pays my Salary.
I used to be a taxpayer.
I therefore used to pay my Salary.
In Australia the boss is the person responsible for your salary.
Ipso facto I must have been my boss.
I say must have been because I don't pay Tax anymore.
Thanks be to God for being over 60 and the Tax minimisation avenues available in this lucky country.
However... 'cause I haven't replaced myself yet I must still be my Boss (acting, unpaid).
As my Boss is acting, unpaid there is no way he is going to replace me unless he gets paid.
So until I replace myself I work for a few hours every second Wed arvo prior to Payday.
I have to do that to make sure the smarmy bugger at Payroll doing my Pay isn't over 60 and was his Boss as well.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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2nd June 2018 09:15 PM
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5th June 2018, 08:05 PM
#12492
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Camping in Weipa, having a beer while watching this makes me happy. 20180605_180825.jpg
PS. Still in shorts and thongs.
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5th June 2018, 08:12 PM
#12493
The master farter
Originally Posted by
TPC
Camping in Weipa, having a beer while watching this makes me happy.
20180605_180825.jpg
PS. Still in shorts and thongs.
It never gets old watching the sun go down in the evening. Beautiful pic there mate.
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6th June 2018, 06:49 PM
#12494
Patrol God
Originally Posted by
katwoman
Yeah. The roads were worst I’ve seen in a while.
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Its been like that since November ruff as
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6th June 2018, 09:07 PM
#12495
The master farter
Originally Posted by
nissannewby
Well not today but on Saturday Sharee and I tied the knot.
Just saw this. Congrats Mat. You finally done it. Take note @AB @MB
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7th June 2018, 08:57 AM
#12496
Bitumen Burner
My operation was a success and I'm finally back home in rural WA, sleeping in my own bed, with my own pillow. lol.
I had to stay in Perth for 2 weeks to make sure everything went ok.
In 4 weeks, I'll be eating 'properly', and ATM, it's one step at a time.
Winner of 'Best 4 x 4 ' at the 2017 Albany Agricultural Society Inc - Town n Country Ute Muster.
Ex Telstra - 2005, 4.2 TDi ute -with pod and more fruit than a grocery shop.
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8th June 2018, 06:58 AM
#12497
Patrol Guru
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10th June 2018, 06:18 PM
#12498
Just did my first service with help from this forum veey pleased but i did for get to empty oil filter first lol go the gerny
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10th June 2018, 06:31 PM
#12499
Breadmaker Shaker
Originally Posted by
Shy260
Just did my first service with help from this forum veey pleased but i did for get to empty oil filter first lol go the gerny
What do you mean empty the oil filter mate? And what did you gerny? Shouldnt need to empty oil filters if youre replacing them or pressure wash anything for an oil change?
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
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10th June 2018, 06:48 PM
#12500
Dropped it on way iut an oil went all over driveway
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