The Joke Thread

[patch697]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...........Funn7y as, Top stuff.....lolol

[CoR]

[AB]

Love it!!!

Nice one!!!

[patch697]

On the floor LMAO..................Top stuff

[Woof]

Brilliant

[CoR]

More coming soon lol

[patch697]

More coming soon lol

The stage is yours..................lolol

[CoR]

Test forDementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answerall of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:

You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person. What position are you in?


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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place,
you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)


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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?


Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
.....Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

[Woof]

Yeah I got the last one correct

[AB]

Thats full on Cor, I had to actually get the calculator for the maths question just to make sure...lol