Originally Posted by
Plasnart
Steve Irwin walked into a pub with a crocodile under his arm. He put the crocodile up on the bar and said, "I'm gunna put my willy in this croc's mouth. Anyone wanna bet me a beer that it won't bite it off?"
A bloke in the room said, "Yeah I'll bet ya."
So Steve Irwin drops his dacks then hits the croc on the nose. It opens up its mouth. He puts his willy in the crocs mouth then bangs it on the nose again. It slowly closed its mouth. He then bangs it on the nose again and the croc opens its mouth, and he hasn't been hurt at all.
"Wow, that's amazing!" said the bloke. "I definately owe you are beer for that!"
Steve turns to the crowd in the bar and says, "Anyone else wanna try this?"
An old lady up the back yells out, "Yeah I'll have a go. But don't hit me on the nose so hard!"