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[QUOTE=Bigrig;17912]I was walking along the street one day when I saw this bloke with a fishing rod and line, constantly casting it from the sidewalk out to the white line in the middle of the road and then reeling it back in again. I stopped to watch, figuring the bloke was a bit soft in the head, and after a while, I couldn't resist any longer and walked over to him and said "how ya goin old mate, how many you caught?" ... he turned around slowly with a smile on his face and said "your the eighth one today" ...
LOL................ Good one Big Fella................LOL
I like it a lot..........LOL
My turn.
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does
His elbow hits her on the breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221..'
Cheers Pete
Last edited by wildgu6; 17th November 2010 at 06:45 PM.
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