Thought for the day

[snicko]

The early bird might get the worm............. but the second mouse gets the cheese !!

[patch697]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an er#@$ion, make him a sandwich !!

I didn't realize us men were so shallow.......................................PML

[snicko]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an er#@$ion, make him a sandwich !!

My hubby laughed and laughed when I read it out to him, because at the time he was making a sandwitch!!

[patch697]

My hubby laughed and laughed when I read it out to him, because at the time he was making a sandwitch!!

ROFLMFAO................ I recon im gonna really like your Hubby..........pml

[T0nka]

wtf is pml

[patch697]

wtf is pml

P!ssing myself laughing

[Bob]

“Destiny is not a matter of chance,
it is a matter of choice;
it is not a thing to be waited for,
it is a thing to be achieved.”

~ William Jennings Bryan
(1860-1925)

[snicko]

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away!

[nowoolies]

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away!

hahahahaha
you a stalker as well by chance ....roflmfao

[molongmick]

Friends are like undies... Some crawl up your arse... Some are full of shit... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are holey... Some are cheap & just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your arse when u need them too