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    Hymn #365

    A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

    With great emphasis he said,
    'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    With even greater emphasis he said,
    'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
    'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

    Sermon complete, he sat down..

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
    'For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn No 365,
    'Shall We Gather at the River.'

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