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    Useless information but funny

    You, on average, use about fifty seven squares of toilet paper every day.
    An average person's body - both male and female bodies - produces about half a liter of farts every day, causing them to fart approximately 14 times a day.

    The gas we fart leaves our body at a speed of ten feet (approximately 3 meters) per second.

    Yep, folks, scientists have actually measured all of that! Isn't science great?

    Imagine being the person responsible for measuring the speed of people's farts!

    Next, imagine being that person at a party and being asked what you do.

    IF YA DONT GET STUCK YA AINT TRYIN HARD ENOUGH........OR YA TOOK THE CHICKEN TRACK

    WARNING: TOWBALLS USED WITH SNATCHSTRAPS DO KILL!!

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