What made me happy today?
Two things, first one was reading this, it is deadset piss funny https://www.thebelltowertimes.com/pe...YyO2HyqZ-Ky_X4
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
That’s a mad pile of wood there Winston 👍🏻 Big Firewood stacks are like porn to me - only people with a wood heater who collect their own wood would understand - you see a big pile of firewood & get excited haha what’s with the bought bag of firewood ? Bit worried all that was not enough so bought that bag just to be sure ? Haha
Hahahhaha @the evil twin that’s a pisser , “ he will have her knolickers so monsoonal the UN will have to send aid 🤣
MB (16th May 2021), the evil twin (11th May 2021)
I know exactly what you mean lol, when we were in Tassie we were driving around talking on the radio going PHWOAHHHH check out that firewood pile at that guys house! Those guys are next level over there.
Haha did an overnight trip a few weeks ago to a place with no firewood collection, forgot to take some do grabbed it on the way only to find a huge stack of firewood been left there.
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MB (16th May 2021)
Aaaagh.......the Joys of being Alive
Tried to dispose of some very old fire pump Unleaded Petrol with orange juice like consistency beneath my bonfire cleanup pile pre-ignition today
Tested it off a dipped in stick wick.....wouldn’t light so on went the full 10L!
Fired up the Bonnie and Farkin Kaboomski
Lost half my eyebrows, upper chest and hand hair with blown ears and bruised arse from being sent back 6 foot with all my belongings in top pockets an additional 3 foot further
Face is a wee bit red but I think that’s mainly Drongo Embarrassment
Never trust MoGas no matter how old Folks
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Avo (16th May 2021), Cremulator (16th May 2021), Hodge (17th May 2021), jay see (16th May 2021), mudnut (16th May 2021), Plasnart (16th May 2021), Rossco (16th May 2021), rusty_nail (16th May 2021), Touses (17th May 2021), Winnie (16th May 2021)
Lucky it was only a bit of a singe. @Woof, can you lend Mark your forum name for a bit?
Really glad I was almost fully covered up, boots, jeans, jacket, hat as every exposed part coped a singe....even the back of my head backdraft somehow
Should’ve left my fly/zipper open for a bit of free manscaping minge
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mudnut (16th May 2021), rusty_nail (16th May 2021)
Minge singe. It could catch on. Pardon the Pun![]()
Last edited by mudnut; 16th May 2021 at 06:32 PM.
MB (16th May 2021), rusty_nail (16th May 2021)