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LMFAO...... Bel's gonna love that one !!!

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned Sixty -Two).
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No 'thanks' from me...pml

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How do you make a man happy and sad all at once ??

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He's allowed to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words.
"Cold floors",...

(sorry Bob. )

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox informing me I can have sex at 82 !
I'm so very happy, because I live at 74,
so it's not too far to walk home afterwards.

W HY WOMEN CAN'T SLEEP
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well.....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:





Every one of those little blue...

Ouch, lucky I don't have feelings..

What's the best form of contraception after 50?
Nudity...

Tim died in a fire and was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed some one to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Nowoolies and Clunk.The 3 men had always done everything...

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..
The woman perks up and says " how about that ! I just ordered a glass of champagne"
'what a coincidence'...

and the human race would be extinct !!!