When you rub your eyes and you have chili on your hands.... thats smarts..
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When you rub your eyes and you have chili on your hands.... thats smarts..
Your turn.....?
When you get naked and hop in the shower and realised you forgot your phone.
Then you have to use your imagination :(
Great.. i just pictured that in my head...errr.
That's disgusting [emoji20] . . .
I know right.....rubbing your eyes is so 1985! Yuk!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rossco
water proof phone was it
Dont you love it when you leave your hearing aid in your clothes and wash them...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by roofy
One of our earlier meet ups at murrindindi when Krisso came down with his ring burning level 49999 chilli.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bloodyaussie
He gave me a piece which I only nibbled a mouse chew size but all the juices went on my fingers and I rubbed my eyes.
Without a word of a lie, the pain was so intense it felt like someone had a cigarette lighter on my eye ball.
Leah had to flush it with milk whilst I sooked like a baby. Absolutely mad those chilli nutters!
Wrong forgot they were in my ears when I got in the shower and the keys were :oops:in the clothesQuote:
Originally Posted by Bloodyaussie
Just before you step out of the shower and ponder "I did shampoo right?"
When I lost a nice fresh set of injectors. Then had to pay for another set of nice fresh injectors
When you drive to work because you're running late, then walk home, leave your car at work and take 4 hours to notice it's not in the driveway.
.... which obviously is something I'd never do....
I have not done this but heard of others that have.... oh so funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by james008
You have your car at the mechanics on Saturday then on Sunday you do some work 2 it yourself only to have it break down on the way to work on Monday morning and need the mechanic 2 look at it again...................
160bucks later :(
Maybe this should be in the angry thread!
Don't you hate it when
you're doing a simple
job and you break a
flimsy plastic part
off a really expensive
component and the
vehicle is off the road
until a replacement
gets ordered and
delivered.
Love it when I put aside some food for later and then someone else eats it
Thats a stoning offence....Quote:
Originally Posted by mudnutette
When you buy something secondhand then a few weeks later a better quality units comes up for sale only much cheaper. 😢
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You have a busy day,immediately after the 15 you have for lunch you're presenting to a big group. You bump into a coworker and chat the entire way into building and elevator ride up 9 floors stopping all stations, you both get out and head off to your respective meetings. You nail it and then as depart catch yourself in the mirror - yep garden teeth... You basically have a head of lettuce attached to your teeth! Thanks for the headsup coworker dude!
Oh NOOOO man, you gotta stop looking once you've bought!Quote:
Originally Posted by biggqwesty
Wife found it. But yea. Shit happens. Make the most with what we got.
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Bloody women, they've always got to keep looking...... my missus does the same, drives me nutsQuote:
Originally Posted by biggqwesty
bugger rubbing the eyes what about when you take a leak and half way through the burning (from the chillies ) kicks in
When you do not realise how bloody heavy a GU bonnet is when replacing the struts, must be the only part that is not made by Tuppaware.
Nearly pushed my face into the battery
would have improved your looks no end then!!!!!!!?????/ hahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Tuppa
Don't you love it when you're checking the engine oil in the middle of winter, and you flex the dipstick onto the battery terminal, because you're really cold?
Sparks fly everywhere - apparently!! lol
I can't even put a genuine terminal cover over it because it doesn't fit properly. Must be something to do with the wiring for the winch.
is the winch for when you get stuck trying to drive up a curb?Quote:
Originally Posted by DX grunt
...when someone orders parts, pays for them, I send them off and then three days later send me a message saying they no longer live at that address and give me the new address. Sigh!
Similar to when I like not telling some one who has a booger hangin` out of their nose. See how far they get through the day before they find out.
Did you think the new struts were slightly smaller in length than the OE struts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tuppa
Changed mine last week, long time coming, not a big ticket item imo
You just realized that I'll be in birdsville in 3 weeks time :)
When you go to get some scripts filled at the chemist only to find you have missed placed them,
drive all the way home not there ,back to the chemist and there on the groung next to my car space
are the scripts, spooky or magic,, lol
Haha! Reminds me of the Priest on Monday at my grandmothers funeral. He obviously tucked into a sausage roll or something before the service and had tomato sauce on his nose. None of us bothered to tell him and he had it on there from start to finish. Even at the burial he still had it on there. Atleast it made light of a gloomy day...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bush Ranger
One punch in the neck for you...Quote:
Originally Posted by gaddy
Hahaha! That was funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by AB
Its probably the same feeling a protester on the front lineQuote:
Originally Posted by Winnie
feels after the police spray the beegeeza out of them
...when you think it'll be a good idea to inspect your thermostat during a 'quick hose change and flush' and the long bolt snaps!! Bang Head
That one sucks big time.Quote:
Originally Posted by ashmccormick
Yeh mate, lost screw extractors and everything. Bolt was seized inside the actual housing. 2 minute job turned into a weekend of hell hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Bloodyaussie
the forum forgets my birthday..... :sadface:
Took care of it for yaQuote:
Originally Posted by trekster