Dwarf stripper gets bride pregnant on her hen night. Lol whoops moment...

Try explaining this to the hubby...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...hen-night.html

Whatever happened to safe sex.....idiots!

I guess she has a little problem.

Geese good men must be in "short supply" in Spain...

You tell em Colonel.....

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Originally Posted by biggqwesty

Geese good men must be in "short supply" in Italy...

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Would have worked better if you had of said Spain

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Originally Posted by Clunk

Would have worked better if you had of said Spain

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Aughhhhh good point.

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Originally Posted by Clunk

Would have worked better if you had of said Spain

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Atleast I'm "big enough" to get over it.

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Originally Posted by biggqwesty

Atleast I'm "big enough" to get over it.

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And so it would appear that the drawf stripper was too ;)

Let's just hope he rised up to the expectations, and didn't lower himself with any bad puns.

For the kids sake I hope he measures up to be father material.


Ok I'm done. ;-)

Turns out she was not good wife material! Good reddens.

Big westy lol hahaha love the dad jokes...

I'm sure it was a short relationship.

The mystery of the UN-gnome father. It's a short story about a Co ck, a hen, and an egg. The rooster was pretty pi$$Ed when he discovered he had been short changed.