Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.:oops:
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.:oops:
lucky for me, mine went digital.......Quote:
Originally Posted by molongmick
unlucky for me, it keeps on crashing :(
If my best isn't as good as your best, I'm sorry.
My brain hurts....
Never poke the angry bear!
Mind boggles
roofy
never look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire
I'll be there now in a minute!!
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
haha....I like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by molongmick
Theres also a finer line between telling the misses your going yabbying then an excuse to get out of the house with a screaming baby to drink beer on the dam with a mate...lol
Just remember, you can always wear your underwear over your overwear to prove that under it all you're above it all ...
That's bloody complexQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigrig
You shouldn't get angry at someone who knows more than you do. After all it's not his fault.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it its really 'after light'?
Chidren are natural mimics, they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners.
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
I believe all homo... species did......
"I am nobody
Nobody is perfect
Therefore, I must be perfect!"
Why do Public Servants get paid so much when they are Servants
why do i still get belly button fluff when i walk around naked all day? no seriously...
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one.
“Obstacles are those frightful things you see
when you take your eyes off your goal.”
I know I'll get some flack from this one from our female offroader, but........
GOD CREATED THE ORGASM SO THAT WOMEN
CAN MOAN EVEN WHEN THEY ARE HAPPY.
:fish:
Love thy neighbor just don't get caught
Many a great tune has been played on an old fiddle!
True that brother true thatQuote:
Originally Posted by trollman
S O S
slower__ older__smarter
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
A personal favorite of mine!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by molongmick
If your father is American, and your mother is Polynesian does that make you prone to forgetting things because you are an Amnesian??
if all else fails read the Manual
Do religious, dyslexic insomniacs wake in the middle of the night and cry out "is there a Dog"???
When GOD created brains you thought HE said trains and ordered a slow one !!Quote:
Originally Posted by molongmick
LOL
Ouch, that one hurt.Quote:
Originally Posted by katwoman
Didn't anyone ever tell you to not poke a sleeping bear.............. You had that coming & you know it......lololololololQuote:
Originally Posted by molongmick
Yes I know, but I just hope that no one takes this stuff seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by patch697
LOLOLOLO........... On here your kidding right ................ROFLMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by molongmick